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Sorry for the EXTREMELY LONG hiatus, but here's a few more chapters ^^
Enjoy!~
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Sasori: -writes- The sixth thing at JASHINmas that's such a pain to me: facing the in-laws.
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Hidan: We have in-laws? I thought we killed everyone related to us.
Kisame: Nope some of us still have relatives, like Itachi who has Sasuke. Though he doesn't count as an in-law..
Deidara: Oh yeah, and Sasori-no-Danna has his grandmother ^^ aww.
Sasori:…shut up.
Kisame: I think I still have my great-great-great grandfather or something…or is it my great-great uncle…or aunt? I'll have to go to the ocean soon, I'm losing track of my relatives.
Deidara: HA! So you admit you're part fish?
Kisame: …
Zetsu: We have our sister!
Sasori: O.o Zetsu, I never knew you had a sister.
Zetsu: WHAT? How could you not notice her? You see her every time you go to the kitchen…
Sasori:?? I still don't recall…
Zetsu: -sniff- I think you've hurt her feelings. I'LL GO GET HER, MORON.
Zetsu: -returns with potted plant- She sits on the kitchen counter…how could you not see her?
Sasori: OH…how was I to know…never mind.
Zetsu: Apologize.
Sasori: To a-
Zetsu: APOLOGIZE!
Sasori: -sigh- I'm sorry…flower…plant.
Zetsu: She HAS a name, you know…USE IT.
Sasori: -OMFG- Uh…-tries to remember while Zetsu stares, ready to eat him-
Konan: o.O Anyways…if none of us have people we can call 'in-laws' then why is this even an issue?
Kakuzu: Because-
Pein: ALRIGHT RELATIVE VISITING TIME ^^
All: O.O
Konan: o.O Pein, are you alright?
Hidan: Looks like SOMEONE hit the fucking eggnog a little early…
Pein: Ha. Ha. No. Ever heard of a joke? Geez people…
Deidara: Hey, Pein, do you have in-laws?
Pein: Deidara, does God have in-laws?
Deidara: Huh? I don't think so….but what does that-
Kisame: -points to framed sign-
PEIN IS GOD
Deidara: Oh. Guess not, then.
Pein: Damn straight. ^^
Deidara: How about you, Konan?
Konan: Nope…all my family and relatives got killed when there was a war…it was between our village and this other one, I don't care to remember the name, and so there was so much fighting and blood and death, I thought I was gonna die, but then I met these two other kids who were orphaned like me and so we…
Deidara: un…?
Konan:…and then I learned how to use my origami as a jutsu….
Deidara: UN…?
Sasori: She's not listening to you.
Kisame: -sigh- Deidara…why did you have to ask?
Pein: -mouthing words comically along with Konan-
Itachi: o.O you memorized her speech?
Pein: When you've heard it as much as I have, its like second nature.
Hidan: Well I have another ritual to do, so I'm gonna leave now.
Kakuzu: Hey, Sasori, Itachi, to fit in with the rest of us family-less people, I can kill your relatives…for a price -evil smile-
Itachi and Sasori; O.O…
Kakuzu: -sniff-To pay all those bills and replace all that furniture I had to dip into my bounty money…now there are only 11 zeroes left on the amount. -walks off-
Deidara: 11 zeroes left… -counts- 10 000 000 000??? Holy crap we're RICH?!?
Itachi: The way Kakuzu goes on about it, you'd think that we're a few dollars off from being a charity-case though, wouldn't you?
Deidara: -eye swirls- so…many…zeroes…rich?…money…holy crap…x.x
Itachi: -.-''
Sasori: What's wrong with him…? Anyways I have some puppets to finish up.-leaves-
Konan: …and then, it was my birthday and I was so surprised when…
Kisame: I'm gonna go. I think I have some relatives to find.
Itachi: Uh…I'll come help.
Pein: My head hurts. See you later.
Deidara: -It was a simple yes or no question, un- -.-''-walks away-
Konan: …but then I found out that…
~3 hours later~
Konan: …and then, I became part of Akatsuki, so no. I don't have any living relatives.
Tobi: Konan can talk for a long time…
Konan: Huh? -looks around- where is everyone?
Tobi: They left 3 hours ago, but Deidara-sempai said that if Tobi sits here and pretends to listen, Tobi will be a good boy! So Tobi did, even though he had to go to the bathroom 2 hours ago! ^^
Konan: -.-…so nobody listened to my life story? -sniff-
Tobi: Tobi did! Tobi is a good boy!
Konan: -mumbles- I meant that nobody intelligent enough to understand the subtle metaphors and allusions I used in my tale heard it?
Tobi: O.O metal-forks? Tobi didn't hear anything like that in your story! Was this before or after Konan was running from the village?
Konan: -sigh- never mind Tobi. -.-
Tobi: Tobi is a good boy! ^^
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-MoonlitLotus