Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; it was a competition of survival. After a steamy game of strip poker Joe won the leadership role and they honestly didn't do that bad under his leadership, I mean they survived for three days. Since the contestants aren't enemies with each other so we spun The Safety Wheel and sadly we must saw goodbye to our resident beauty Tonia. Joe then exchanged his goodbyes by giving her the immunity bar as a gift from her beau Zakk. Who will go next, why will they go, and I will give you the opinions from the fallen contestants. That's right we are going to Playa de Losers and giving our contestants that were not good enough to win a chance to express themselves today on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
Chris: Welcome back here we are at Playa de Losers, as you can see here are the losers and we will get there opinions on how they felt when they got eliminated, how they feel about the Final Five, and who they think will win and we will start with the first one gone Sid!
Shows the criminal that was looking at the girls at the pool
Chris: Hey Sid how goes things over here in Losertown?
Sid: Get out of my face McLean I am not in the mood to be told that I was a loser on this stupid show
Chris: Well how do you feel about the Final Five?
Sid: I could care less and you know why? BECAUSE I AM NOT ON THE SHOW!
Chris: Well can you at least tell us who you think will win the show?
Sid: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY (we must censor this part due to the fact that Sid uses a lot of profanity) OUT OF YOU NOSTRILS! And I think the dude with glasses willwin
Chris: Yeesh man well let us check with a group of losing brothers Kenny and Fred!
Shows the brothers hanging out on beach chairs with their eyes closed
Chris: So I take it that you guys are having a grand old time here?
Fred: Eh I could have gone farther but I guess my heart wasn't in it oh well
Kenny: I feel miserable
Chris: So are you miserable that you didn't make it in the Final Five?
Fred: I could care less this place is pretty cool
Kenny: I am sad because I can't be with CJ (starts crying)
Fred: Dude she left you, get over it
Chris: He still likes her that much, I mean Cody had a better resistance to rejection then this guy, and Cody was a wimp. So who do you think will win this competition?
Fred: Eh I guess Zakk could use the money and the fame
Kenny: (crying) CJ!
Chris: Why am I always stuck with the emotional kids, any way let us see how our resident emo and home school are doing, Blanch and Walter Jr.
Shows Blanch fully clothed and a very scared Walter Jr. behind her
Chris: Hey man don't be scared it is only me Chris
Walter Jr.: Exactly I don't want to go back to the island and compete
Chris: I am just here to ask you guys a few questions for the Loser's Edition of this episode. So how do you guys like it here?
Blanch: It would be better if someone would stop hiding behind me every five minutes
Walter Jr.: (whimper)
Chris: Are you guys even fazed that you aren't in the Final Five?
Blanch: What would I do with that much popularity and money, we all will die soon
Walter Jr.: (whimper)
Chris: So who do you predict will win this show?
Blanch: I guess I will go with the one that seems the most sane, Esai
Walter Jr.: (whimper) Maxine
Chris: Any reason why Maxine?
Walter Jr.: (blushing) she is a nice girl
Chris: Aww cute a puppy dog crush. Anyway here is our Beauty Twins, Rocco and Gem
Shows the twins, Rocco was getting a tan while Gem was scowling at Chris
Chris: Do you guys enjoy each other's company on this resort?
Rocco: It is nice to know that I will not be on this resort without knowing anybody
Gem: Look I should have won this thing, but no they vote me off and I have to stay here with my loser of a brother
Chris: Ooohh hostile much? Well how do you think the Final Five will fare in the next few challenges?
Rocco: I think that it will be a very heated competition and they all deserve to win
Gem: Oh please, none of those losers have a chance on Earth to win the money and the fame, they will all suffer on that pitiful excuse for an island
Chris: You are starting to sound like Blanch, so who do you think will win it all?
Rocco: Well I feel that Esai is the underdog and he will pull through with a victory
Gem: Oh please that guy will be gone next his brother has a better chance because he has led his team to victory many times
Chris: While you two stay there and look beautiful I will check on these three behind the bush, Joster, Harv, and Teeny!
He shows them with Joster using binoculars, and Teeny and Harv about to kiss
Chris: Hey you three so I take it that you enjoy being here?
Joster: (using binoculars) yeah being here twice is still good now get out of my way I think Rocco is about to turn
Harv: Well it has been a nonstop party since I got here
Teeny: Look we had some privacy here so can you just get out of here and bother someone else
Chris: Harshness, well how do think that the Final Five will do in this competition?
Harv: They all will do totally awesome
Teeny: I guess they will do fine
Joster: They will do good now get out of my way McLean he is going to the pool
Chris: One final question, who do you think will take the cake?
Teeny: I think that my pal Maxine will win
Joster: I think that it will be CJ because…oh crap Rocco saw me I got to go (runs)
Harv: Well I know it will be my pal Joe because he did something totally awesome for me
Chris: What did he do?
Harv: Well he…umm…gave me… a file on everything that Teeny likes and dislikes, would you look at the time I have got to go (runs)
Teeny: WHAT? GET OVER HERE! (runs)
Chris: While they have there shenanigans let us look at the cute couple Lily and Garrett
Shows the both of them in the hot tub in the middle of a heated make out session
Chris: Hey lovebirds you guys like it here?
They both nodded without stopping
Chris: So how do you think about the Final Five?
They both said "fine" and then continued
Chris: Well who do you think will win?
They release the lip lock and said at the same time
Garrett: Joe
Lily: Maxine
They both looked at each other, shrugged it off and continued to kiss
Chris: As Geoff and Bridg…I mean Lily and Garrett are preoccupied let us check the Dynamic Duo of Gigi and Ally
Shows them both sitting at a table looking like if they had spent a lifetime with Blanch
Chris: Hey you too do you like being here?
Gigi: I wish I wasn't here at all
Ally: This is the second time I am here and it is all Esai's fault
Chris: Well how do you think that the Final Five will fare in the future?
Gigi: They wouldn't be bad if I was there
Ally: They will all suffer my wrath for keeping a traitor in their midst
Chris: O…k…well who do you think will win?
Gigi: I think it will be CJ
Ally: The boy Zakk and not Esai
Chris: You two have fun plotting revenge while we introduce our last contestant Tonia!
Shows Tonia sunning herself then notices Chris
Chris: So how do you like it here?
Tonia: It is ok I guess
Chris: Well what do you think of the Final Five?
Tonia: They are all great friends and they are all great competitors
Chris: Well who do you think will win?
Tonia: I choose my own little Zakk
*Time Skip*
Has all of the contestants gathered by the pool with Chris in the middle
Chris: Well you all may have figured this out but you will all vote in this Confession that we set up on who will go home next
*Confession Sid: I vote for the kid Guitar Hero Esai
*Confession Fred: I vote for the swimmer Maxine
*Confession Kenny: I VOTE FOR ESAI FOR STEALING MY GIRL!
*Confession Walter Jr.: I vote for Zakk, I don't think he deserves to win…don't tell him I said that
*Confession Blanch: I vote for the insane Joe
*Confession Teeny: I vote Joe
*Confession Harv: I vote for little Esai
*Confession Joster: I guess I will vote for CJ
*Confession Gem: Esai no question
*Confession Rocco: Sorry Joe
*Confession Lily and Garrett: CJ, sorry (continued kissing)
*Confession Gigi: Sorry Joe, but you are crazier then a monkey on a Tuesday
*Confession Ally: ESAI, ESAI, ESAI!
*Confession Tonia: I vote for little Esai, sorry
Chris: And the one that will be joining you here by walking the Dock of Shame and catching the Boat of Losers is…
*Dramatic Music*
Chris: Esai, Chef have him pack up and come over here
Over the distance they hear a faint "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Chris: Who screamed, who will win, who will meet us here when there is a Final Three, and where is Maurice, find out next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
TDRV questions: Well I have a recurring theme in each one of my stories and in a handful of chapters I made a little mistake. Guess the mistake and the chapters and I will reveal unto you who is one of the mystery Confession Cam Bandits