Author's note: This is really just a dumb drabble with dialog. Seriously.

Disclaimer: No already! I will never own D. Gray Man. Or Allen-koi.

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Teasing

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Ple–"

"You're really going to ask again?"

"But Yuu-chan! I want to braid your hair!"

"There's no way in Hell I'm going to let you braid my hair – in the dining hall – you moron."

"Are you saying you'd let me do it when we're alone?"

"No!"

"But you look so cute when your hair is braided."

"No I do not."

"Yes you do."

"Eat your spaghetti."

"If I do, will you let me braid your hair?"

"No!"

"What if I let you be on top the next time we do it?"

Kanda pondered this for a moment or so.