Fast jazz plays, and Iceheart runs onto the stage, followed by her co-hosts.

"That music is annoying." Ferntail says.

"Get used to it." Iceheart hisses. "Hello, and welcome to another episode of Warriors: Truth and Dare Edition!" She announces, yowling over the cheering crowd.

"Thanks to Linzerj loves Warriors for giving us our first review!" Petalspots says as the cheering dies down.

"Now we get to summon Blackstar, Firestar, Jayfeather, Willowshine, Feathertai, lCrowfeather, Leafpool, Lionblaze, Heathertai, lCinderheart, Nightcloud, Reedwhisker, Dawnpelt, Dovepaw, Ivypaw, and Tigerheart!" Lionclaw yowls. The cats he named appeared onstage.

"And let's also welcome Honeyfern and Icecloud. Although they aren't directly affected in any dares, fur could fly!" Breezestripe adds as the two she-cats poof onto the stage.

"The first truth is for..." Iceheart pauses dramatically. "Crowfeather! Come on up to the front of the stage!"

"What's my question?" He asks.

"Who do you love the most: Feathertail, Leafpool, or Nightcloud? Be honest." Iceheart asks.

Feathertail, Leafpool, and Nightcloud shove through the crowd to stare at Crowfeather.

"I have to say...well, Feathertail and I were only together for a short time. Nightcloud is onlyu my mate because I needed to prove I was loyal to WindClan. So My answer is Leafpool."

"No!" Feathertail and Nightcloud yowl, attacking Leafpool viciously.

"Calm down!" Lionclaw yowls, and the cats stop fighting.

"Now Lionblaze, we have a question for you." Petalspots says.

"Okay." Lionblaze says, padding up.

Some she-cats in theaudiance faint.

"That was weird. Now your question is..." Petalspots pauses for dramatic affect. "Who do you love more: Heathertail, Honeyfern, Cinderheart, or Icecloud?"

"Hmm...Well, Honeyfern is in love with Berrynose. I wouldn't spoil her happiness. Icecloud...I don't think she's the cat for me. Cinderheart is an incredible cat-she's in ThunderClan too. Heathertail is a WindClan cat but..." Lionblaze pauses. "I thing I love Heathertail the most."

"No!" Cinderheart yowls, turning on a confused Heathertail.

"Stop it, stop it!" Breezestripe yowls angrily.

"Now, our next dare is for Heathertail to... EAT AN ADDER!" Ferntail yowls, leaping back as an adder drops onto the stage. Heathertail lunges and gets bitten, but manages to kill and eat the adder.

"Heathertail!" Lionblaze wails, leaping towards her.

"i love adders now!" Cinderheart says.

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"Thanks." Heathertail says. "Spottedleaf is a really great medicine cat."

"No problem. Now, our next dare!" Iceheart says. "Nightcloud has been dared to swim!"

"Wha-?!" Nightcloud's protest breaks off as Lionclaw shoves her into a puddle. "Help! I can't swim!"

"Try standing." Iceheart suggests drily.

"Oh." Nightcloud stands and is shoved into a lake by ferntail. "Help me!" Nightcloud sinks like a rock, which is an insult to rocks everywhere. Finally, Lionclaw drags her out and pulls her backstage.

"Now, finally, Jayfeather!" Iceheart yowls. He pads up.

"Yes?"

"Do you like anyone? And by like, I mean love." Iceheart adds. "As a mate."

"Well, I do have a crush on-" he hesitates. "Willowshine." Jayfeather slaps his tail across his mouth and Willowshine faints from shock.

"Now the list of kitties for next chapter:

Icecloud

Foxleap

Briarlight

Toadstep

Ratscar

Crowfrost

Redwillow

Olivenose

Kestrelflight

Gorsetail

Emberfoot

Sunstrike

Hollowpaw

Mothwing

Minnowtail

Mousewhisker

Antpelt

And any requested cats! This is Iceheart."

"Breezestripe."

"Ferntail."

"Lionclaw."

"And Petalspots. This has been another episode of..."

"Warriors: Truth and Dare Edition!" All the hosts shout.

The stage goes dark and the cats retire to the camp.