Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; we paid a visit to our friends on Playa de Losers and watched as they made comments on their competitors that still have a shot on the island. There were some harsh comments made, some nice comments made, and we got to see Kenny cry. However by the vote of the Losers the next one that joined them is Esai. Who will go next, who will be that much closer to the million, and who has a set of lungs that caused me to pay for Chef's new hearing aid? Find out today on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*THEME SONG*
Has CJ crying at the docks alone. Then suddenly she hears movement and sees that Joe has walked out to try and comfort her like Maxine and Zakk had tried
CJ: (angrily) Leave…me…ALONE!
Joe: Look I know how you feel, I mean he was my brother and he was voted off from a competition that he went so far in.
CJ: Look I know ye have good intentions, but me heart has been taken away from me a second time, and I be feeling very miserable
Joe: Well I think I could find something to cheer you up
CJ: Would it be something to repair me of a broken heart?
Joe: My brother was feeling that he will go so he recorded himself playing a song that he felt will help comfort you and he gave me this tape to give it to you if he left
He hand her the recorder and walks back to the cabin without looking back. CJ then plays the tape
*Tape Esai: Hey CJ, well I felt that since any of us can go, I have always felt that I would go first. If you are listening to this then my prediction was right. Well here is a song that will hopefully cheer you up
(somber acoustic guitar)
Hush now, don't you cry
Wipe away the teardrop from your eye
You're lying safe in bed
It was all a bad dream
Spinning in your head
Your mind tricked you to feel the pain
Of someone close to you leaving the game of life
So here it is, another chance
Wide awake you face the day
Your dream is over... or has it just begun?
There's a place I like to hide
A doorway that I run through in the night
Relax child, you were there
But only didn't realize and you were scared
It's a place where you will learn
To face your fears, retrace the years
And ride the whims of your mind
Commanding in another world
Suddenly you hear and see
This magic new dimension
I- will be watching over you
I- am gonna help you see it through
I- will protect you in the night
I- am smiling next to you, in Silent Lucidity
-spoken during solo-
[Visualize your dream]
[Record it in the present tense]
[Put it into a permanent form]
[If you persist in your efforts]
[You can achieve dream control]
[Dream control]
[How's that then, better?]
[Dream control]
[Dream control]
[Dream control]
[Dream control]
[Help me]
If you open your mind for me
You won't rely on open eyes to see
The walls you built within
Come tumbling down, and a new world will begin
Living twice at once you learn
You're safe from pain in the dream domain
A soul set free to fly
A round trip journey in your head
Master of illusion, can you realize
Your dream's alive, you can be the guide but...
I- will be watching over you
I- am gonna help to see it through
I- will protect you in the night
I- am smiling next to you...
As soon as the song stopped the voice of Chris came onto the loudspeakers
Chris: Hey everybody please report to the mess hall as we will soon be starting the next challenge
All of the contestants went to the mess hall to see that there was a giant machine in there with seats and helmets above them
Chris: What you see here is…
Joe: That is a class C virtual reality machine that looks homemade, and the work is well done
*Confession Joe: Hey I have tried to build a few virtual reality machines in the past…that's why I have the brain of a friend that is stuck in the virtual world…he is fine it is just that I only need to have him back before school
Chris: (angrily) Thank you Joe. Anyway this challenge will test your skills as a team and as individuals. Your task is to kill the Losers which are also connected on the other island, but since you cannot feel pain then you will be able to take the hits and struggle to get to the finish line.
Zakk: So how do we win if we work as a team and an individual?
Chris: Well you all will spawn at the same point and when you die you will spawn in a completely different place away from the rest. Your goal is to survive long enough to get to the safe house and defend it until everyone of the survivors is there
Maxine: And we will be against the ones that have been eliminated?
Chris: Yep, the one who "kills" the most will receive immunity, and the one who gets "killed" the most will be more likely to be eliminated. Another good fact to know is that every five people you kill will give you an armor upgrade and you will be able to access better weapons
Joe: So what is the game that we will be playing?
Chris: This game is going to be based off of Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
*Confession Joe: Ok I am a Metal Gear Solid fan so my reaction was overjoyed because me and my brothers love to play MGS4
Chris: You will be starting off with a stun knife, an Operator pistol, and 4 rations to help restore your life. Everything else you will find in the game so strap in and get ready
Everyone had strapped themselves into the chairs and Chris started the machine and their mind were off. They had been transported to a small suburban area and they had found themselves wearing OctoCamo*. As soon as Joe had taken one look at Maxine he was drooling all over himself. Soon they had heard that shots had been fired. They all found some cover and realized that Sid had managed to clone himself five times and the Sid clones had M10 machine guns and were firing at them relentlessly
Sid: EAT THIS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Joe then took five shots and all of the Sid clones had been eliminated
*Confession Joe: It was a bad idea to put me in a game I know so well
*Confession Zakk: Wow…I thought I was a gamer and here comes Joe taking only five shots destroying Sid
*Confession CJ: Note to meself…be careful with Joe if I can ever visit…(starts sobbing)
*Confession Maxine: That was so…(starts fanning herself)
They all saw that some kind of screen had appeared and saw the level 2 weapons. Joe had chosen the M14 EBR rifle.
*Time Skip*
Thing were not looking good for the competitors. Zakk had killed 59 people, but was killed only 3 times; CJ had killed 61 people and was killed 10 times; Maxine had killed 57 people and was killed 11 times. The points leader was the apparent games expert with 121 kills and only died once.
*Confession Joe: I think I may have gotten crazy when Gem came at me, sure I shot at the dead corpses of the fresh kill, do you think that Maxine would approve? Probably not
Joe had then saw his brother who had not cloned himself but still had a smug look on his face and had the only gun that Joe had feared the most; The Patriot*.
Esai: Hey bro I am so glad that I got into this game, after all I would never had guessed that I would get this gun
Joe then realized the only flaw in the gun that he had…if he was against only one person then someone attacked him from behind then he would be killed. He had seen Maxine behind him and signaled her to take Esai down and take his gun. Maxine did as she was told and then took down Esai from where she was standing and as Joe was shot down she managed to take the gun as Joe had respawned next to her
Maxine: How did you do that?
Joe: Well the first time that I was killed my mind was roaming free for a while and I had managed to control my mind to spawn where I had wanted too which was next to you about an hour ago remember?
Maxine: Well I didn't think about it then…well that was sweet because I was being slaughtered out there, oh and did you want this gun?
Joe: No, I figured out that the guns add to the final score of the game and I managed to hear Chris mumble that the better the guns the better your score I think is what he said
Chris: Time is up and the winner of the challenge is with 157 kills and only two deaths is…Joe!
They were suddenly zapped back into reality and Joe got up and hugged Maxine. Zakk had congratulated him and CJ took one look at him and saw Esai's face and began crying.
Chris: (angrily) Even though this is a very happy emotional time for you I must say that the one that is leaving the island with only 62 kills and 13 deaths is…
(Dramatic Music)
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Chris: Maxine, you have to leave the island
On Playa de Losers as the former contestants were babbling on about something, they had heard a really loud "!"
Gem: What the hell was that?
Esai: Let see judging by the scream and the volume I can safely say that….oh crap Maxine just got voted off and Joe probably blew the brains out of a small animal out of anger, sadness, or just for fun. Hard to tell
Back on the island, Joe was curled up in the fetal position as he was overcome with grief and was shivering. No one has ever seen him like this before. He stays like this until Maxine says…
Maxine: Hey Joe, I would like to thank you for every thing that you have done not only in this competition, but you saved my life more times then I would like to count. Go out there and look after CJ and Zakk, make sure they don't do anything that you haven't tried. I will hope to see you win in this competition, and even if you don't win you will always have me
Joe then stands up and begins kissing Maxine. After a good five minutes they were separated and Maxine…
Maxine: Joe I want you to have this seashell I found, it reminds me of you, simple on the outside but wild on the inside
The shell looked a plain white on the exterior, but the inside had so many designs, colors, and swirls that it made Joe a little bit teary
Chris: Emotional ending, however we are at the Final Three and the competition is heating up; who will win the big million, who will lose epically, and will Joe pull through find out next time on TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
*Confession ?: Well with Maxine out of the competition then Joe will be crippled and…
The door opens and a flashlight shines on Gem who had been one of the Bandits
CJ: YE WICKED TWO FACED HARPY (static)
*Confession ?Whoa
*Confession ?: That CJ always makes me feel like…
A scream is heard and you hear blows and after a few seconds you hear
*Confession Joe: I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU KENNY!
*Confession ?: Two of my comrades have fallen but I will not…
Zakk then opens the door and you see him carrying a tire iron and you see the scared face of Walter Jr. as the camera then goes to static
*OctoCamo: a type of camouflage that blends in with any environment by literally transforming into the style of environment you are in without constantly changing your outfit. Used by Old Snake in MGS4
*The Patriot: a machine gun that never runs out of ammunition
TDRV questions: Are you surprised on who was in on it? There is still one more culprit and here is the riddle if you want to find out before anyone else does: The Metal Gear series has an extensive list of characters, name two bosses from every game and you will find out who is the final Confession Cam Bandit. Peace.