Hey, all you people. I'm here so I can tell you all about my anti-school. The school-for-the-underprivalidged-who-don't-want-to-sit-in-another-classroom-evur-again. Or the sftuwdwtsiacea for short. Now I know that the sftuwdwtsiacea doesn't sound like a good school. That's because it isn't! It's a great school! And tuition is only $1.99. So send your kid to my school. It's under the 'P' in the Pacific ocean. Go there...NOW!