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Sasori: -writes- The eighth thing at JASHINmas that's such a pain to me: I want (insert item here) for JASHINmas!
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Sasori: Change the channel, Kisame; I don't want to watch the Discovery Channel anymore.
Kisame: Aren't you even the least bit interested in the ocean ecosystem? I find it truly fascinating.
Sasori: Well, normally maybe, but not when I've seen it 100 times -.-.
Konan: Oh, can't you put Lonely Hearts on? I think in this episode Sean is going to propose to Naina! But then Renzo doesn't want that to happen, so he planned to have Sean assassinated or something so he could claim Naina for himself! Oh, so much drama!
Deidara: Are you serious? Ohmygosh, I thought Renzo was already married to Lucille? Or did he only pretend so that he could get her money? What a horrible guy!
Konan: I know, eh? Sean belongs with Naina though; they make the perfect pair!
Deidara and Konan: -sigh wistfully-
All: o.O
Pein: I didn't know you watched that drama too Deidara…I thought that Konan was the only one -cough-mental-cough- enough to watch that.
Deidara: Hey, if Sasori can watch dramas why can't I? At least this is a lot better than Strings of Love.
Sasori: Hey, at least my drama has an actual storyline, not the overused plotline your drama has…I can't wait for this week's episode, where we find out who Samira's murderer is -excited-
Tobi: But I thought Samira was the one in the coma? Or was that her twin sister Leila?
Sasori: o.O you…watch…Strings of Love? -crap-
Tobi: Well, Tobi was bored and he saw that Sasori had a lot of dvd's…at least 6 seasons, so Tobi borrowed Kisame's dvd player and watched them all…
Sasori: -hides face-
Deidara: You bought the entire 6 seasons?? And you scoffed at me for buying 10 seasons of Lonely Hearts? You're such a hypocrite!
Kakuzu: What? What? You bought seasons of dramas? SEASONS? The ones that cost a lot of money when you can watch episodes relatively free? Those SEASONS? WHERE DID YOU GET THE MONEY? Who authorized it? Nobody asked me about this!
Deidara: Well, when you were out on a mission with Hidan Konan and I snuck into your- OW!
Konan: shut up!
Kakuzu: You WHAT? What do I have to do to keep my precious money away from you people? Isn't bad enough that Hidan burned a 5 dollar bill? Do you need to torture me by stealing more of my precious money? -runs to room; sound of a chainsaw and wood being cut can be heard-
Konan: Darnit Deidara, I wanted to go shopping tomorrow…now I'll actually have to use my own money…
Deidara: Oops -//-
Tobi: SHHH SHHH! it's the commercials!!
Deidara: Why is he so excited for commericals? They are so annoying, popping up when you least want them too…
Hidan: So true. I actually broke a couple television sets in my frustration…Kakuzu was so fucking pissed -grin-
Konan: Ohhh, so that's why the television sets have been getting smaller and smaller…
Tobi: -scream-
All: O.O
Tobi: -after commercial- I want that! I want that!! it's the best Christmas present ever!! :D
Hidan: o.O What the fuck was it? I didn't see the commercial.
Tobi: Its…a….-dramatic pause- a…wait I forgot what its called. it's the thing where you use the sticks to push the balls around on a table and try to get them into the holes.
Itachi: A pool table? You want a pool table?
Kisame: Do you even know HOW to play?
Konan: And do you know how much it costs? Kakuzu would never allow it.
Tobi: T.T But…but Tobi will be a super good boy if he gets a table of pool! Its always been my dream. Please, please, please, please, please, please, please? -puppy dog eyes/pout-
Konan: Its way to expensive for Kakuzu to even think of…then again, everything is. -.- He wouldn't even spring 25 cents for one of those candies in the machines…
Hidan: Lets do it then. -evil grin-
Deidara: Are you mad? He'll seriously kill us all!
Hidan: I'll take full responsibility. He can't kill me after all.
Itachi: o.O You're really being quite noble.
Hidan: I love pissing that guy off -smirk-
Itachi: Ah.
Hidan: So are you guys in?
All: Definitely.
Kisame: But if we're going through all this trouble for a pool table for Tobi…why don't we buy presents for ourselves too? Courtesy of Kakuzu, of course. -grin-
Hidan: I like the fucking way you think, Kisame. So everyone, name your most expensive wish for a gift.
Deidara: A designer sash-bag for my precious clay.
Sasori: A separate workroom, away from the brat.
Kisame: A full-sized pool.
Konan: A silver jewel encrusted ring. Oh, and maybe some jewelled peircings for Pein. n.n
Itachi: I don't want anything.
Kisame: Oh, come on Itachi? How about a Jacuzzi? Or a fully stocked wine cellar? Wine tastes surprisingly good, you know.
Itachi: Those are all things you want. I lack nothing, therefore I want nothing.
Kisame: Ok, then I'll borrow your present, and buy 2 for me!
Itachi:…fine.
Hidan: Perfect; though its funny how a quarter of it involved renovations to the base.
Kisame: Well we have the room, and I doubt Pein will mind.
Hidan: Alright, lets go then.
All: -leave-
-4 hour later-
Pein: Kakuzu, where is everyone? I know Zetsu's off hunting, but where are the rest of them?
Kakuzu: No clue. I was making renovations to our room all morning; They always steal my money, so I built some stuff to keep them away from it, and to keep it safe.
Pein: -.- I think you may have gone a little overboard though.
Kakuzu: pshh, all of it is economical and home-made, so I barely wasted a cent.
Pein: -sigh- I just hope they aren't getting drunk again.
Kakuzu: They better not be. I still have to replenish my funds after all that.
Pein: Well, I'm gonna go eat something…Um, we do have food right?
Kakuzu: Yeah. I cut drastically from everyone's pay checks, not the food money.
Pein: Ok, good. -leaves-
Kakuzu: Well, I think I'll check our accounts and funds again. Just looking at all those high numbers makes me happy. -walks to room and turns on computer-
Kakuzu: -GASP-PEIIIIINNNNNN!!!! -fighting heart attack-
Pein: What? -.-
Kakuzu: P-permission to kill the rest of our members? -furious-
Pein: Oh? Why?
Kakuzu: THEY SPENT OVER 1 MILLION ON WORTHLESS MATERIALISTIC ITEMS!!! WHY MUST THEY CONTINUE TO TORMENT ME? T.T
Pein: -laughing-
-Rest of members return-
Kakuzu: WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF? DO YOU REALIZE I'LL HAVE TO CUT BACK ON FOOD RATIONS AND ELECTRICITY, NOT TO MENTION HEATING TO RECOVER THE MONEY YOU SPENT?
Hidan: -sarcastic- Oh no, we've never lived in those fucking conditions before…
Kakuzu: THIS WAS ALL YOU WASN'T IT?
Hidan: -smirk-
Kakuzu: -proceeds to kill him-
Deidara: Wait, Kakuzu, wait! We got you a present too! n.n
Kakuzu: -stops- H-huh?
Deidara: Here!
Kakuzu: -opens box- A…wallet?
Itachi: Its from the Dollar Store, so be happy.
Konan: I also engraved your name in it with little paper pieces!
Kakuzu: -shock- This…this is the best present…I've ever gotten…
Hidan: -mutters- more like the ONLY present.
Sasori: Shut up, don't ruin the moment.
Tobi: Kakuzu? Weren't you angry about us spending-
All: SHUT UP TOBI!
Kakuzu: …This was unexpected. Thanks guys -walks back to room-
Pein: He was won over by a cheap wallet…I don't know whether to laugh or be worried for him.
Sasori: Who cares, at least he's not ready to rip us all apart. By the way, there are gonna be some renovations to the hideout, just letting you know.
Tobi: Tobi got a pool table!
Konan: -flashes ring- So pretty! And we got a little something for you too, Pein. -gives him present-
Pein: -opens box- Ooh…excellent.
Hidan: -sigh- even though I don't believe in materialistic products, if I knew that cheapskate was going to be won over by a cheap wallet I'd probably have bought something for myself…like an arsenal of weapons or something…
Deidara: Yeah, well you learn something new everyday, huh?
Konan: I think I'll keep a stash of those wallets with me, cuz I seriously need a shopping spree soon. -grin-
All: -.-"
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-MoonlitLotus