Author's note: I just really really really really wanted to write something like this. It didn't turn out as good as I wanted it to, but whatever, it was still fun.
Disclaimer: Me own none.
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Seducing
"Yuu?"
"What?"
"I just realized something."
"You should stop talking to me so I can train?"
"No."
"Then I don't care."
"I just realized that I haven't kissed you yet."
Kanda stared at the stalker-redhead sitting on the tree stump for about five seconds. Leave it to Lavi to wait until Kanda had his shirt off and he was training in the woods where no one could see him; or them.
"I'm aware of that." Kanda said, turning his back to Lavi to hide the blush on his face. "But I really don't feel like kissing you right now."
He could sense the pout on Lavi lips without even seeing him. Feeling as though he had a small victory against his boyfriend (he could never get used to that) Kanda continued dragging Mugen through the air in a graceful fashion. Until, he felt a firm hand on his sweaty elbow.
"But I reeeeeaaaallly wanna kiss Yuu."
Kanda felt his heart beat faster and faster as he felt Lavi wrap his arms around his dripping-with-freaking-sweat body. He could feel the chill of Lavi face and headband against his back and Kanda felt himself shiver.
"You smell good." Lavi whispered into Kanda's shoulder.
"I smell like sweat, you moron." Kanda said through clenched teeth.
"It must be hard work, training out here…all…by…your…self."
"Yeah, like you know anything about hard work." Kanda tried to breathe regularly as Lavi's fingers dances around his chest.
"Hey, I'll have you know it's pretty hard work trying to seduce you."
At that Kanda pulled away from Lavi and sent him a strong glare which must've lost points due to his red face. "You are not seducing me." Kanda said firmly.
In an instant Lavi rushed forward and gave Kanda a hard peck on the lips before grinning some more, and bounding off through the woods and back to Headquarters.
That's what you think.