Chris: Last time on Total Drama Revamped; we were down to the Final Three and we brought back three former contestants to dish some real dirt on the Final Three. After an insult contest and a paintball fight we had the three former contestants tell their "real thoughts" on the Final Three. This set off chain reaction in anger for Joe thus having him going home and losing the chance to win one million dollars in cash. All that is left in the competition is Zakk and CJ who have a chance at winning TOTAL…DRAMA…REVAMPED!
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Shows Zakk and CJ hanging out in the living room of the luxury cabin
CJ: This be the last time we be sleeping here
Zakk: Yeah it seems like it, well it was a good run while it lasted, I mean I have a girl now
CJ: And I be happy to have me Esai
Zakk: Well whoever wins lets throw an awesome party, ok?
CJ: That be the best idea I have heard yet
Chris then goes inside of the cabin
Chris: Hey there you guys. Are you guys ready for your final challenge?
Both: Yes
Chris: Well come outside
As soon as they go outside they see everyone of the former contestants that were wearing two different color things which were either red or blue
Chris: Your challenge today is what I like to call "The Gauntlet of Losers". Which means that you will be doing challenges from everyone of the contestants in the order that they were eliminated starting with Sid here and end with Joe at his station. Each challenge is different in difficulty depending on the Loser. Your objective is to collect either a red object for Zakk, and a blue object for CJ. They each have a different item depending on their challenge. Once you both finish a challenge for a Loser they will tell you where to go next so start with the first Loser, Sid.
Sid: Yeah they all know I lost first you idiot. Any way you two dudes know that I am a criminal so what can every criminal do? You all have to get out of handcuffs and out of a makeshift cage.
They are then handcuffed and put in a cage. Of course they have no key but they do remember something that Joe had done a long time ago
Zakk: Hey CJ do you have any hairpins?
CJ: Sadly I don't but I do have a pen
Zakk: I guess that will do, you go first and try to unlock your handcuffs
Once CJ unlocks herself she gives the pen to Zakk as she tries to figure out how to get of her cage as Zakk was using the pen. She then sees a pair of chopsticks on the inside of the cage and tries to get out with using them. Zakk on the other hand has no chopsticks and instead he finds two darts and tries to do the same thing. CJ gets out of the cage first and grabs the blue key that she needed and went to look for the next one. When Zakk finally got out he grabs his key he then sees that CJ has a slightly better lead than he does. Once CJ sees Walter Jr. she then sees a pillow suit.
Walter Jr.: (scared) umm hey what you have to do here is pretty simple. My parents always made sure that I was always safe so what you have to do is wear the pillow suit and get to the other side of the minefield with minimal damage and you will get a backpack that you can use to carry your things
As soon as CJ finished hearing the instructions Zakk had already put on the suit and began going through the minefield. This had caused CJ to hurridly put on the suit and run right into a minefield which somehow gave her a small lead in front of Zakk. They had both arrived at the other side and grabbed their respective backpacks and ran to look for Blanch which they had found in front of the cave
Blanch: Why did I even sign up for this show. Anyway all you have to do is get through the cave without a flashlight and collect the colored rocks at the end of the other side of the cave. Also watch out for the bears they looked hungry last I checked.
Without warning they both ran into the cave and found out quickly that the bears were indeed hungry and just kept running to the other side of the cave and found the rocks which were about the size of a cell phone. They then ran to find Kenny who was still trying to impress CJ.
CJ: Get on with the challenge ye ingrate
Kenny: Are you wearing lip gloss, but anyway I love to run and be free so what I did was I ask you all to destroy these small rooms. Once you have finished with that you will hear a small bell and you will need to collect the bat of your color
Zakk: Look Casanova CJ isn't going to go out with you so give me my hammer like you gave CJ and let me do that challenge
Kenny: Grumpy aren't you, here
After about ten minutes of destruction Zakk had completely destroyed his room and Kenny wouldn't give him his bat. After another five minutes CJ had finished his room and gave her the bat and then he waited until CJ had a 100 yard lead until he gave the bat to Zakk. That was when Zakk punched him in the face and ran to catch up. They had soon saw Fred and they also saw a rope hanging over a pool
Fred: Hey there you "winners" anyway I want you guys to solve these Rubix Cubes over that shark pool upside down and you will get a cube of your color
Once they were tied up they began trying to solve the cube which wasn't the easiest thing to do as the sharks were really antsy. CJ was the first one to finish the cube and then she dropped on a safe spot and grabbed her cube. After about another ten minutes Zakk had finally solved the cube and sprinted as fast as he could to catch up with CJ. Soon CJ had seen the next challenge which was hosted by Ally
Ally: Hey there CJ. This challenge will test your ability to solve a problem in the eyes of a child. What you have to is climb this wall and you have to do it the way that you think that someone like you would do it.
After about three minutes of pondering she had heard Zakk panting as Ally explained the challenge to him. After about two minutes of pondering Zakk ran around the wall and took his item then ran for it. CJ had realized this and then ran around and then saw that Zakk was already with Gem.
Gem: I don't know how I got eliminated so quick but I always pray on the fears of others. So that is what you have to do if you want to get your mirror to go on. If you conquer your fear then I don't want to see you losers here again.
Zakk had then moved forward and saw a whole bunch of needles ranging from the size of a pinhead to the size of his arm. He was freaking out then moved slowly forward then realizing that the spaces were getting tighter and the needles were getting closer. As he was trying to cope with this CJ then ran forward and was faced with six ninjas right in front of her all of them holding nunchucks. She then let out a roar and ran forward plowing right through the ninjas and passing the challenge. She had then ran to the next challenge which was hosted by Rocco and there was a treadmill and a bunch of items ranging from jacks to what looked like a bowling ball.
Rocco: Your challenge is to run on this treadmill while this machine spits random objects as you run. You must run for ten minutes to get your sweatband to move on
As soon as the treadmills had started to go the machine was spewing jacks, cacti, rocks, Chef's cooking, bowling balls, etc. After about ten minutes of running and being pummeled Rocco gave them their sweatbands and then they began running to the challenge that was being run by Teeny.
Teeny: Hey guys how are things going? Any way your challenge is to defeat three knights each and the you will get a small dagger then you can go.
They then saw that these very knights were the lightning shooting knights that came from the elements challenge. Zakk had picked up a rock and threw it at the first knight which had shot lightning at the rock, but was then promptly kicked by Zakk thus breaking it. CJ saw this but had employed a different tactic. She saw a wooden shield and she then ran into each of the knights, grabbed her dagger and ran for it. Zakk then finished his last knight and ran for it and grabbed his dagger. They were neck and neck when they saw Kenny who was sporting a black eye that was given to him from Zakk in the earlier challenge.
Kenny: Hey CJ are you sure your not wearing any make up because you look a bit different?
CJ: WHAT HAVE I SAID BEFORE!
Kenny: Fine, this would be a challenge but we are almost halfway through the challenge so I was instructed to give you guys a five minute breather. Drink water, rest sit down then you can go after you take the cup of your color.
The two had both sighed and then rested. Kenny gave a sign to Zakk as soon as five minutes were up and he began to run. CJ then saw this and began to get up until Kenny stopped her.
Kenny: Hey I didn't say that your five minutes were up
CJ: We both got here at the same time so why can't I go?
Kenny: Well I thought the both of us can spend a romantic afternoon…
CJ then punched his other eye grabbed her cup and then ran to catch up to Zakk who was already at the challenge that was hosted by Gigi who saw them and waved wildly
Gigi: Hey there guys, all I want you guys is cross this gorge by hanging on these poles and get to the other side without falling. Easy right, then you can get your hooks to move on
They looked at her as if she was crazy but had dismissed it as normal behavior. After about ten minutes of dangling and of near falls they had made it to the other side and then ran to the next obstacle that was being headed by party boy Harv.
Harv: What is up you guys? This challenge is going to be totally awesome. All you crazy guys have to do is is trash this room as if you had a crazy party here. You guys dig the challenge. If you win then you get your Silly String then you will party on.
They then pretended to act as if it was a party and had totally trashed their rooms.
Harv: That…was…SWEET!
They both ran to go to the next challenge which was headed by both Lily and Garrett since they both were technically voted off at the same time. After about three minutes of them in a lip lock the finalists separated them and after about a minute of confusion, they had both explained…
Lily: Well I love being random…
Garrett: And I love being smart so why not combine both?
Lily: Your task is to answer the following logical questions with a random answer that comes to your head
Garrett: First question is what is your opinion on black holes?
Zakk: Giant circular holes of death
CJ: They are the sinks of space
Lily: Next question, how many bytes are in a gigabyte?
Zakk: A lot
CJ: One real big byte
After about twenty questions they were given pencils and they were dismissed to the next challenge which was being hosted by Ally again and this time there were two posts and what looked like a giant super soaker
Ally: Hey there once again, now this fine piece of machinery is Chef's personal favorite because it has enough power to…well I don't want to spoil the surprise, but your challenge is to withstand one full tank the you guys can go. So tie yourselves to the poles and get to it.
The two were reluctant but nonetheless they both went to the poles and tied themselves to the poles. Ally then drew the gun and then she had opened fire at them and out came six streams of high pressure water that was freezing cold and three streams came to each of the contestants and blasted them with such force that if they were not tied down they would have been flown to the other side of the island. After three minutes of torture Ally had cut their bonds and gave them their squirt guns allowing them to go to Joster who had stood in front of an empty field
Joster: As you may not know but I think that many people are not aware of the dangers that lurk in this world. So all you guys need to do is cross this field safely and then you can go on.
Zakk: You make it seem that there is something that we should know about but you are not telling us
Joster: Just get this over with I want to see who the winner is
The final two just shrugged and then ran forward then out of nowhere the giant empty field then sank into the ground and there was a giant mud pit with mud that went up to their waists. Then suddenly out of nowhere (again) giant wooden stakes then came popping out with every step they took.
Joster: You should have listened to my story
After about twenty minutes of trudging in the mud and having them being to close for comfort with wooden stakes they were greeted with the sight of a study ladder. After they had climbed it they had received their colored stakes and ran to the challenge that was being hosted by Tonia. After a quick kiss to Zakk Tonia then explained her challenge
Tonia: They say that beauty is only skin deep but they also say that holes in the ground are more dangerous than a car crash. All you guys have to do is get through this field that is filled with trap holes. The only way to get back up is to say a certain password, which I am sorry to say that you have to figure out on your own
The finalists then began to walk forward slowly until they had fallen down in separate holes. After about a minute of falling down they had realized that they had fallen down on an elevating platform. That was when they had begun pondering about the password. Then CJ had remembered what Tonia had said…
CJ: Beauty is only skin deep!
Then the platform she stood on then shot her straight into the air having landed on a few feet from the hole that she was just in. she then ran forward falling into another hole and loudly said the password that shot her up. Zakk then realized what the password was then flew at a diagonal and landed in another hole. This went on until CJ and Zakk had managed to get to the other side and grabbed their camp shovels and ran to the challenge that was hosted by Esai. After a minute of kissing CJ he had explained the challenge
Esai: As you guys already know I was voted off in the blind. So why not have you guys have a simple foot race in the blind. Just put on your blindfolds and run forward. There are walls but you have to find a way to get to the other side which will be represented by a cushioned wall so go for it and good luck to the both of you
The finalists then put on their blindfolds and ran forward. Sure enough there was several brick walls in front of them. After crashing into no less then a dozen walls, they both had hit the softer wall and then removed their blindfolds and they realized that they had the prize (blindfolds) and ran to find that Maxine was hosting her challenge at the beach
Maxine: Hey there guys, I feel that the both of you should win, but I was told not to make it easy because it is the semifinal challenge. I want you to swim out in the sea and then find the sea cannon and it will launch you to Joe.
After looking shocked they had dived in and began swimming to the cannon. Then out of nowhere Frank had begun attacking them. They were quite tired but they still found their way to the cannon and then they launched themselves to the cliff where Joe was waiting patiently for Zakk and CJ.
Joe: Hey there future winners. Here is your final task that you must do to win. As you may know I am reckless, impulsive, and very smart. So why not test your skills in something that I have done with a wheelbarrow. You will be riding in my wheelbarrows after being shot from a slingshot
Zakk: Can I reiterate by saying YOU ARE COMPLETELY NUTS MAN?
CJ: That be true how can we fly from a wheelbarrow?
Joe: Don't ask questions just be lucky that I managed to improve these wheelbarrows from my last design including the fact that these things can stay in the air because you need to fly all over the island dropping all the items, except for the keys, and drop them down at allotted points. And before I forget these things suck at fuel so you guys have a full tank of fuel and you will have about thirty minutes if you don't use the turbo feature. Taking this into consideration I packed a parachute that will glide for a good fifteen minutes enough time for you to finish dropping the items at the selected points.
CJ: What be this turbo function that ye speak from?
Joe: Well that turns your flight speed from at least 15 mph all the way to 103.345263 mph.
Zakk: Then why don't we just use that instead of going 15?
Joe: Because whatever fuel you have left will vaporize before your body vaporizes. So if you want to use the turbo then I suggest you wear a helmet
CJ: Why would a helmet be of any help?
Joe: Trust me it will help you in the end.
They were both strapped in and then Joe had then pressed a button and they both were launched
Joe: GOOD LUCK TO THE BOTH OF YOU!
They that there were indeed marked points that had the symbols of the items. After about twenty minutes they had dropped the items they were supposed to and were looking for the final point when they had realized that it was the final challenge and they also realized that they had helmets on their heads. So at the exact same time they had pressed the Turbo button and had went 103.345263 mph straight down and then they had felt the helmet vaporizing and then they had slowed back to the original speed.
Zakk: That is why we have the helmet
CJ: Didn't he also say that the fuel will vaporize?
They realized that she was right and then they had ejected and then saw the main camp and the finish line. After they had reached the ground they had both made a break for it and both crossed the finish line in a photo finish.
Chris: Good job you two but now you have one final FINAL test. There are two door and we had the check for the one million dollar check that symbolizes your victory. You must use your key and open the door up.
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Both: THEY ARE EMPTY!
Chris looks alrmed and checks both the rooms and found that their was holes at the bottom of each room and a note on each side that said "THIS MONEY IS MINE"
Chris: Hey look it even says it was signed by the last Confession Cam Bandit.
Chef: Hey man look crazy girl over there has the check for the money
Everyone looks and sees that Gigi had the check and was laughing crazily
Gigi: I TOLD YOU THE MONEY WILL BE MINE, EVEN IF I HAD TO STEAL IT!
She had then run on to the trap hole challenge and fell into one leaving the check to stay in midair but it had been to high for anyone to reach. Then out of nowhere Joe was operating a pedal operated helicopter
Joe: Hey Esai, I told you I could build this thing in time for the finale, you owe me twenty bucks
He had landed the copter safely and then looked at the check
Joe: And the winner of Total Drama Revamped is…
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Joe: ZAKK!
Everyone was in silence and then began cheering on for him. CJ looked a little bit sad but then was taken in an embrace by Esai and they had proceeded to kiss. Tonia saw this and not wanting to be undone she had grabbed Zakk and began having a serious kissing battle.
Chris: You saw it here folks, we started with twenty contestants and after many elimination we had seen the winner is Zakk! You will be surprised on how close this race was it was only won by a fraction of an inch. That is the end of…
Zakk: TOTAL…
Zakk and CJ: DRAMA…
All: REVAMPED!
Gigi: How do I get out?
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TDRV questions: What do you think? This poll was only decided by two votes, I would like to thank AnotherDeadHero, iloveyouu3, SwEeTsUmMeRlOvE, Moon Sun and Stars, Gigimonkey, wibblie27, AngelXScourge, The Internet Meme Weeaboo, .smiles, slySylvester, and my younger brother for creating all the characters that had participated. What is next for these contestants. If you guess then you will be a personal advisor on my sequel, yes a sequel, with these characters. Here is a clue, the time of year that is coming up in which most parents rejoice and only a few younger people dread. Please have your answer in a PM so that no one else can see what you think that it is. Thank you all that have read the story and thank you to all my influences such as The Kobold Necromancer and Lord Akiyama. Peace, I'm Out.