Jazz plays and Iceheart and her cohosts enter.
"Yes you know who we are! But do you know our two new cohosts?" Iceheart says.
"Wolfgirl666 doesn't own them. Taifmwl-Citty owns Cystalclear and Loststream owns Loststream. They'll arrive shortly." Petalspots announces.
"Our first dare is from Taifmwl-Citty. The dare I-I-is f-f-for..." Iceheart passes out. Lionclaw looks at the dare and also passes out. Ferntail smirks as she reads the dare.
"The dare is for Iceheart to have Lionclaw's kits."
Iceheart and Lionclaw are revived and thrown into a closet. Time speeds and they walk out with Purekit, a white she-kit with gold tabby stripes, and Amberkit, a gold tabby shekit with black paws. Darkkit, a dark gold tabby tom with black markings, follows. Iceheart and Lionclaw go to opposite sides of the stage. Petalspots reads the next dare.
"Lionblaze, Heathertail, into this cage." Petalspots kicks the two into a black box. Fangirls mob the box and are turned to dust. Everyone looks at a camera. Lionblaze and Heathertail are talking, then kissing, then Iceheart stops showing the camera feed since this is not an M rated show.
A very beautiful snow white shecat with creepy ice blue eyes, a strikingly pink nose, gold claws, and a crystal pendant on a gold necklace walks in through a door on the stage. Lionclaw walks over to her.
"You must be the new cohost, Crystalclear."
"Mommy, what's Daddy doing?" Purekit asks loudly. Iceheart smacks her own face.
"Yes, I'm Crystalclear." the new cat says.
"Hey, you're pretty!" Sol says. "Im the all knowing Sol. I see all. Would you go on a date with me? Of course you would, because I know everything, and-" Crystalclear tears Sol's head off.
Iceheart laughs. "You and I have a lot in common."
"Yay! I have an excuse to have more lines!" Breezestripe exclaims, reading a personal notecard from Taifmwl-Citty.
"Next dares are from-" Breezestripe is cut off as the door flies open.
"ME!" yowls a flaming ginger shecat with amber eyes, holding a bazooka. She shoots Leafpool, who explodes, and drags Breezepelt into a closet.
"That was our other new co-host, Loststream." Iceheart explains. "Dares are as follows: Ferntail must have kits with-" Iceheart starts laughing.
"Who?" Ferntail snaps, grabbing the card. She squeals in delight. Iceheart looks at her oddly.
"The cat is Tigerstar." Iceheart says. Ferntail giggles and is thrown into a closet with Tigerstar.
Time speeds up and the two cats walk out, followed by six kits:
Frondkit- pale brown tabby shecat with green eyes
Dreamkit- tiny tortoiseshell with amber eyes
Sleepykit- broad shouldered dark tabby tom with green eyes
Stingkit- dark tabby tom with one amber one green eye
Baconkit- dark tabby tom with thick stripes and amber eyes
Porkkit- pale brown tabby shecat with spots and green eyes
"Really? Porkkit and Baconkit?" Breezestripe asks.
"Theyre the best names!" Tigerstar says proudly.
All the rogue cats that were ever in the books come through in a conga line. Scourge is leading, wearing a hula outfit, coconuts and all. Bone brings up the rear in a pink and lavender ballgown.
"Dare?" Petalspots calls. A random rogue answers.
"Loststream's. But Scourge and Bone's outfits weren't part if it. They added that themselves."
The conga line vanishes and everybody stares after it.
"Next dares are from Heathertail421. Everybody please check out and review her awesome stories! Also, her OC is coming in tomorrow. We're going to pick her up at the airport. She was supposed to be here today, but she missed her flight." Lionclaw says. "First dare is for Lionblaze to follow his fans. Let Lionblaze and Heathertail out..."
The box poofs away and the two cats stare at everyone. Lionblaze reads the dare and leaves.
"To the magic screen!" Petalspots cries. All the cats sprint to the huge TV. Lionblaze is following a mob of cats in Lionblaze costumes. A shecat turns and spots him.
"IT'S LIONBLAZE!" she shrieks. The mob runs at him, and the moniter is switched off as the scene becomes violent. A few hours later, he returns battered and makeup covered.
"Fangirls turned and saw me..." he passes out.
Loststream exits the closet, followed by a very disturbed looking Breezepelt.
"Just in time for the last dare!" Breezestripe says.
"I think you have too many lines now." Petalspots comments. Breezestripe ignores her.
"All the hosts, co-hosts, and staff must get high on sugar and drunk on catnip wine. Oh my..." Breezestripe finishes.
After all the sugar eating and catnip wine drinking...
"I love you NewYorkFeather!" Lionclaw shrieks.
Stonyface, a cameracat, is making out with his camera lens.
Iceheart and Breezestripe are making out.
Loststream is dancing with a flamethrower, which goes off and hits Sol, Leafpool, and Breezepelt. Loststream screams and starts yelling about how it's raining cheese.
Crystalclear is hitting on a security tom, Stormblaze. Eventually, she starts kissing him.
Lionclaw is repeatedly tripping over the same crack.
Petalspots is ordering a ton of expensive stuff on Amazon and calling Firestar "Big Mamma".
Iceheart and Breezestripe stop making out and pass out on the floor.
Fallenberry, an audio cat, is prank calling Tigerstar and Hawkfrost while kissing Scourge and Bone.
Spottedleaf, who we hired as official medicine cat, is wolfing down deathberries.
" Big Mamma, I don't wanna leave the nursery!" Petalspots wails, clutching Firestar in a death grip.
Star Wars is being acted out as such;
Luke- Lionclaw
Han Solo- Stonyface
Leia- Loststream
Darth Vader- Crystalclear
Yoda- Ferntail
Obiwan- Petalspots
Lionclaw is dueling lightsabers with Crystalclear while Stonyface and Petalspots are in a helicopter, shooting randomly while Ferntail throws boulders with her mind. Lostsream sets off a nuke, which blows up the place.
Crystalclear says "Lionclaw... I am your father." which freaks everyone out.
The Star Wars reanactment ends, and Loststream chases a picture of Breezepelt, screaming "MY PRECIOUS!"
The kits of the hosts and cohosts are being thrown in an adder pit by the security cats Lightfeather and Mourningbreeze.
Ferntail is tackling Berrynose and trying to punch him, but she's so loopy and dizzy she can't.
"Big Mamma don't leave me!" Petalspots shrieks at Firestar. "You make your rasberry waffles too good!"
"Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way, Rudolph!" Lionclaw sings.
"I SEE A RAINBOW PONY! Loststream pouces on Ashfur and kicks his sides. He runs around, terrified.
"PRETTY PIE!" Crystalclear bites Thornclaw.
"It's the Easter Bunny! Eat him!" Ferntail screams, attacking Bluestar. Everyone tries to eat Bluestar.
Everybody passes out.
Once everyone wakes up...
"Oh my StarClan! The place is trashed, cats are dead, and the kits are in adder bellies!" Crystalclear says.
"BREEZEPELT! WHY?" Loststream bawls over a pile of ashes.
Iceheart revives all the dead cats and kits.
"Okay until next time this is Breezestripe..."
"Iceheart..."
"Lionclaw..."
"Ferntail..."
"Crystalclear..."
Iceheart nudges Loststream, who is kissing Breezepelt while slashing Leafpool's throat.
"OH! And Loststream. And this has been another episode of..."
"Warriors Game Show: Truth and Dare Edition!" everyone yowls. The screen goes black. Iceheart is heard talking to the new cohosts.
"Crystalclear, your room is decorated with crystals. Loststream, your room has been decorated with Breezepelt posters."
Lostsream shrieks excitedly and the episode ends.
Backstage Cam, set up by the devious Stonyface
"Now that we've watched footage of our craziness..." Iceheart says, looking very freaked out and running away whenever Lionclaw or Breezestripe come withing twenty foxlengths of her.
"We'd better go get ready for bed." Ferntail says, padding away. Everybody goes to their rooms.
Camera in Iceheart's room
Iceheart enters her huge ice blue and green room and sits on her bed. She takes out a journal, scribbles in it, and goes into the hall.
Camera in Breezestripe's room
Breezestripe walks into his room, which looks like a beach, sand, water, shark, and all. He jumps into the water, sinks, and screams as the shark attacks him. Iceheart and Loststream burst into the room.
"If you save Breezestripe, I'll lock Breezepelt in your room." Iceheart says. Loststream shrieks excitedly and dives in. After half a second, the shark swims away in terror. As Breezestripe gets out, Iceheart dashes away to find Breezepelt.
Camera in Ferntail's room
Ferntail plays a heavy metal song on her silver radio in her silver room, then walks out.
Camera in Lionclaw's room
Lionclaw sits down on the blue carpet of his red and blue room and opens a trunk. He reaches in and grabs some action figures. He plays with them for a while then heads into the hall.
Camera in Petalspots' room
Petalspots puts on a pink leotard and tutu and does some ballet before trying to get them off. The leotard gets stuck, and she hops into the hall.
Camera in Loststream's room
Lostsream kisses her Breezepelt posters for a while, then takes out a shocking array of weapons, many of which illegal, and shoots some Leafpool posters. Then she walks out, hugging a Breezepelt plushie.
Camera in Crystalclear's room
Crystalclear walks in, presses her paw to a crystal, and walks into a door that had just appeared. A little later, she walks out and into the hall.
Hall cam
Iceheart is holding a taut chain, Ferntail is singing a heavy metal song, Lionclaw is avoiding Iceheart, Breezestripe is shivering, Petaspots is falling over, Loststream is kissing her Breezepelt plushie, and Crystalclear is polishing her necklace. A basket appears, and each cat takes a slip of paper. Lostsream gets 1, Petalspots gets 2, Crystalclear gets 3, Breezestripe gets 4, Iceheart gets 5, Ferntail gets 6, and Lionclaw gets 7. Loststream walks into the bathroom and closes the door.
When she gets out, Iceheart hands her the chain. Loststream hauls it to her room. On the end of the chain is Breezepelt. Petalspots walks into the bathroom. When she exits, her leotard is finally off. As she walks away, Crystalclear walks in. She walks out fairly quickly. Breezestripe walks in and a shower is heard. After half an hour, Iceheart bangs on the door.
"Breezestripe, get out!" Lionclaw yells.
"Hurry up! The rest of us have to pee!" Ferntail yowls.
"I'm gonna be in here for a while. Whoevers got 5, just come in." Breezestripe yowls. Iceheart shakes her head violently but the other two push her in. After a little while, she yelps and there's a crash. Breezestripe shouts, and there's another loud crash. The following conversation is heard.
"Oh my StarClan this is akward. Breezestripe, get up."
"I can't."
"WHAT?"
"My claws are stuck."
"Well I twisted my paw so you need to get up first. Plus you're crushing me."
"Why is it wet? You didn't push me into the toilet did you?"
"Heck no! I slipped on a puddle."
"And you managed to fall into the shower."
"It's tile, I can't get traction! And hang on, why are your claws stuck in my leg?"
"I tried to catch myself when you crashed into me."
"So you don't grab my arm or my paw, but my leg."
"I was falling, okay?"
"No, not okay. I'm going to shove you and you help me up."
"Wait what? Iceheart don't do tha- AAAAAAAH!" There's a crash.
"Now help me up!"
"Fine!" Breezestripe's voice is very high pitched.
"Thanks."
"You couldn't have kicked a little higher, into my stomach?"
"No. I couldn't reach. Plus your pain is a bonus."
"Not funny."
"Stop that, it's akward."
"It hurts!"
"Moron."
The door opens and they walk out. Iceheart's left thigh is bleeding from scratches from hip to knee, and she is limping. Breezestripe is hobbling and looking like he's in serious pain. Iceheart punches him and he hobbles away faster.
"****!" Iceheart screeches at him. "&$:&&:&&:&,?,!,!:$-!&&&'$$!"
"I didn't know Iceheart knew words that potent." Ferntail whispers to Lionclaw.
"Most of them are illegal in every place exept Antarctica." Lionclaw whispers back.
Iceheart storms off to her room. Ferntail runs into the bathroom. When she walks out, Lionclaw is a bit damp. He shoves her aside and rushes in to go potty. Ferntail walks to her room. Lionclaw exits the bathroom, sighs, and stumbles to his room.