This is the four guys reactions to 2 Girls 1 Finger.
I don't own Inception or 2 Girls 1 Finger.
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Ariadne positioned the camcorder so that it would point down onto the four unlucky men, and she pressed the play button. "Here it is, 2 girls 1 finger."
Yusuf groaned. "Is it another shit eating video?"
Ariadne didn't answer.
Arthur sighed, plopping down into his chair, and glared at Ariadne. "I can't believe you managed to convince us to watch another one of those crazy videos."
A yodeler began the video with a fast paced song, an accordion backing him up.
Eames flashed a crooked grin at the guys behind him. "Not too bad."
"AAAGH!" Just as Eames spoke, Arthur, Cobb, and Yusuf yelled in unison, their faces twisted with horror and disgust. Eames whipped around, and the smirk slipped off his face.
Arthur gagged and pressed his arm against his mouth. "This is worse than the last video…gah…"
"Oh man!" Cobb and Eames pressed their hands to their mouths after gagging.
"What the fuck?" Yusuf cringed and jerked back, disgust on his face.
There was a momentary silence as the four commentators took a while to process the information before them, each one paling as the close-up shots of the two girls playing in the vomit continued, their hands scooping up handfuls of brownish-green barf.
"I can't do this." Yusuf backed away from the laptop, resuming his experiment on the table that still pointed away from the laptop.
Arthur shrugged out of his jacket and covered his face with it, peeking out every once in a while. "Crazy ass bitches!" he exclaimed.
Eames covered his mouth with his hands. "Damn, those girls are crazy!" The forger paused, leaning towards the screen with narrowed eyes, and then his eyes widened. "Holy fucking shit, are they…"
"Oh no," whispered Arthur. "Oh no, no, oh crap no, no, no…" he rambled on, and then gagged. "HOLY FUCKING SHIT!" he screamed, tossing his jacket to the side, scrambling to the bathroom and knocking over his chair in his mad dash.
"FUCK!" Cobb screamed, his hands clutching his hair.
"DON'T DO IT!" Eames spoke as if he could change the course of the video.
Another scream erupted from Eames, the sound muffled by his hands over his mouth. He tilted back in his chair, toppling over in the process.
"WHAT THE FUCK…IS THIS?" he yelled, pulling himself off the floor, his eyes wide and his hands still covering his mouth.
"GAH!" Cobb screamed, stumbling away from the laptop and retching into a nearby trash can.
"NO!" Eames squeezed his eyes shut and pushed his arms out at the monitor as if he were attempting to push the video away. The last note of the song cut off as the video faded into black, and Eames opened his eyes just a crack before opening them fully and dropping his arms, the terrified and disgusted expression never leaving his face.
"Oh. My. God."
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So? What did you guys think?
I watched this video this morning. I'm pretty glad I didn't record my reaction because I wouldn't want people commenting on how lame my reaction was.
These guys reactions are a bit…drastic.