A/N: I'm sorry I didn't update yesterday. I could have, but my dad forbid me to. Enjoy!

Chapter 7

Max POV

Oh, wow.

My first day in the job and my boss already saw me naked.

How humiliating and embarrassing is that?

SO humiliating and embarrassing!

But that was only the half of my first day.

The other half was actually a million times BETTER than the other half because I get to work.

Angel said my job is not actually a job because the two of us are "working together to achieve a goal that will make us know each other better." (Her words, not mine.)

In translation, I'm not a maid-slash-nanny to her. I'm more like a BIG SISTER. A hired big sister.

I'm beginning to think Angel is a thirty-year-old woman who got shot by a futuristic gun that make adults turn into kids so that they can give words of wisdoms to us kids who thinks this world is messed-up.

She is not like your normal ten-year-old. Seriously.

But in some ways, she is normal. She likes Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift. A big fan of Taylor Lautner and Logan Lerman. She hates Justin Bieber and her rivals. Her rivals are the boys in the Boy Scout and they always torture Angel's pack. Yes, pack. Not group, pack.

She also told me the reason why Fang hired me. Fang thinks Angel is getting out of control because she and her pack sent two boys in the Boy Scout to the hospital. Good thing the parents of those boys didn't press charges.

Angel also told me that Fang is twenty years old. Like me. Well, I actually thought he was thirty-five because of that beard. He should really shave that annoying beard. Angel actually agrees with me.

Speaking of beards, Angel said we should do a prank on Fang.

Now, this is not called revenge. It's called... Vengeance. Yeah. I don't care if both words mean the same thing!

Angel was wearing all-black. Not her thing but since this was a MISSION, she needs to wear black. "OK, here's the plan. Since Fang gets to bed at around ten, we'll go in his room at around ten-thirty. I'm good at opening squeaky doors, so leave that to me. You are going to shave his beard. After you shave it, I'll destroy every piece of evidence!"

"You mean hair."

"Yes! Then, we get out of his room and wait for his reaction in the morning. Get rid of the razor after! Got the plan?"

"Got it, Angel."

"One more minute and we are good to go..."

She did her evil laugh.

REALLY evil.

Angel was giggling. She wouldn't stop giggling when I was shaving Fang's beard. I wanted to smack Angel hard in the head.

It was good luck that Fang didn't woke up from Angel's giggling. (Angel bought a razor that was battery-operated and that doesn't make any noise.)

"Go!" I whispered to Angel. She took all the shaved hair and shoved them inside a plastic bag. I stood up from my crouched position and opened the door. I let Angel out before me and I disposed the razor inside the bag.

Angel was grinning. "We did it!" We hi-fived and retreated to her room.

"I wonder what Fang's reaction going to be." I said cheerily. I was in cloud nine. I have never anything like this since I was a kid. And that was a long, LONG time ago. I plopped on Angel's bed and grinned like a madman.

"Yeah. I wonder what it will be." Angel agreed. She plopped beside me, but on her stomach. She was staring at me. "Max," I turned my head to look at her. "You're like the big sister I never had."

I smiled at her. "And you're the little sister I never had. No, I already a little sister. But, you still count." I pinched both her cheeks and kissed her forehead. "Go to bed. It's almost eleven."

She went beneath her sheets and rose her arms. "Tuck me in!"

I groaned and went to sit beside her. "Aren't you a little too old for that?"

"Nope. Besides, I can't sleep if I'm not tucked in. So tuck me in!" I tucked her in. "Too tight! There. Good night, Max!"

I kissed her forehead one last time. "Good night, sweetie. Sweet dreams."

"You too!" I left her bed and clicked her princess nightlight on. I flicked the switch of her lights. She blew me a kiss. I took it.

I left her room, and leaned against her door for a few minutes.

Angel made me feel like a little girl all over again. I smiled at Angel's words. You're like the big sister I never had.

I took a deep breath and yawned. How can a small prank tire me out? God, it's been a long time.

Ten steps and I reached the door of my room. My lids were too heavy that I didn't notice the person sitting down on my chair. I really was that sleepy.

I was too sleepy that I didn't even get to reach my bed.

THUNK!

I fell on the carpet, unaware of the heavy dark gaze on me. My eyes shut tight and I went to dreamland. But I definitely heard the voice.

"You amaze me, Max. . . You really do. . . Where have you been all my life?"

A/N: There! Damn you, Jonah! I could've updated yesterday! Damn you!

Fang: Who's Jonah?

Me: None of your business.

Iggy: The guy she was chatting with for almost three hours. The guy who watches ecchi anime and plays video games and online games all the time. The guy who was-

Me: Iggy!

Fang: (chuckles) RnR?