Ok, I'm back for a new chap.
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Chap 3
"Sorry Mario, but the princess is in another castle," said Toad.
"No-a she –isn't. She-a is-a here-a." said Mario, who was having a hard time talking because of Luigi's weight on his back.
"No, she isn't,"
"Yes she is, she-a is in the cage"
Mario and Toad looked up. Peach was there, bound and gagged.
"Oh, Shitake mushrooms."
"Yoshi"
"I hate them too. They have such a short temper right?"
"Yoshi!!!"
"HEY!! I AM NOT ONE OF THEM!!! I AM HONEST AND LOVING AND CARING AND I DON'T LIE… I HAVE THE LARGEST PENIS IN THE WORLD!!!!"
"Yoshi!!!"
"What do you mean no penis? It's right here!"
"Yo….shi"
meanwhile, Mario climbed up a wall and was untying Peach.
"Thank you, Mario!!" she said once able to talk.
"No-a problem!!" Mario said with a hint of blush on his cheeks.
They both climbed down, then Peach pocketed Toad (A/N her b-move, lol) and they walked to the back door. They knew it was the back door because it read 'back door' in green neon. They were about to hop on Mario's Lamborghini when a roar was heard, and it wasn't the engine.
They turned around and saw Bowser being carried off by Paris Hilton!!! Just kidding, it was Master Hand. They tried to run, but Crazy Hand was on the other side
"F33R M3, 0H SH0RT UGLY 0N3S!" he exclaimed. This woke Luigi up.
"Don't scare them with your gamer words, Crazy, we need them to feel comforted."
"Comforting the people we are about to mug?"
"We aren't mugging them."
"We're not?"
"NO!"
"Yoshi!"
"Oh, right. Heroes, I have a proposal for you. Would you like to join our tournament?"
"Tournament?" asked Luigi.
"sí, y necesito utilizar el cuarto de baño, y el pene del sapo no es grande."
"Yoshi?"
"Err,
he said that he really wants you to join."
"No, I sai-"
"Shhh"
"Well, I will join" said Mario.
"Yoshi"
"Me too"
"I-a will join" said Luigi
"Really?" asked Peach
"NO!!! I WILL NOT PLAY IN SOME STUPID TOURNAMENT WITH SOME STUPID PEOPLE THAT STUPID HANDS ASKED ME STUPIDLY IF I COULD COME TO A STUPID TOURNAMENT WHICH I JUST TALKED ABOUT!!! STUPID!!"
"You mean estupido?"
"YES!!"
"Well, It's not like you have a choice" said Master Hand as e swiped them all up and went through the infamous portal.
THROUGH THE PORTAL WE GO!!!
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HERE WE ARE!!!
Everyone looked and saw that they were in a plaza. They looked to their left and what they saw left them breathless. It was a huge mansion. The mansion is not important in this fanfic... so I won't talk about it.
"Stay here, I need to get the others." Master Hand said as he and Crazy Hand teleported somewhere. Almost a millisecond later, one hand came back with a man in green.
"Who are you? Asked the man.
"It's-a me, Mario!" exclaimed Mario, puffing out his chest.
"Yoshi!"
"Bowser."
"Peach!"
"Luiigiiii!!" he said in a sing-song voice.
"I'm Link."
Just then another portal opened. It was a princess. Link walked up to the princess and seemed to mumble something. She seemed to nod, and introduced herself as Zelda. Then a young boy entered.
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o…k well that was one of the most random chappys I have ever typed, anyhow, I'm gay. Psyche! I'm completely normal, except for the fact that I am a total gamer freak. I'm not alone on that one though, right?