HOLA!!! I'M BACK!!!! This one is about fox and his buds

Disclaimer: I don't own super smash bros. melee or Nintendo or the characters.

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Fox was piloting the Great Fox. He chose to pilot because of a certain reason. (A/N: you will learn about it later in your life… IF YOU KEEP READING!!! DUNDUNDUN) Behind him he heard the whoosh of the door.

"Hey man," came the voice of the infamous Falco.

"Huh? Oh, hi" Fox turned on autopilot and turned to face Falco. There was an awkward silence

"…Fox?" Falco asked in a hesitant voice.
"…Yes?" he asked back, unsure of what to think. He knew he was not normal, but this is just weirding him out.

"I've been waiting for a moment like this for sometime and I know you're with Krystal and all, but it has to come out. It is for the good of you to know this, and I finally have the urge to tell you." Falco said with a soothing voice.

'What the hell?' thought Fox. 'I'm right; he is weird.'

"What I wanted to say was…I love you."

"SHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!"

Fox woke up. It was just a dream. Fox laughed to himself. 'That was a nightmare, a horrible, horrible nightmare.' Fox started to laugh again when he heard the door woosh open. It was Falco.

'Aw, no.'

"Hey man," came the voice of the infamous Falco.

"Huh? Oh, hi" Fox said as he nervously turned on autopilot and turned to face Falco. It was like he had to do what happened in his dreams. There was an awkward silence.

"…Fox?" Falco asked in a hesitant voice.
"…Yes?" he asked back, his voice cracking at many parts.

"I've been waiting for a moment like this for sometime and…" 'Aw, man. Just like my dream! What do I do? What do I do? What do I-' "What I wanted to say was… Slippy loves you."

"SHHHHII-what?"

"Slippy loves you," he repeated

"Oh, I knew that." He said in a know-it-all tone, relieved that Falco didn't…you know.

Silence.

"Hey… you know any good jokes?"

----------Meanwhile----------

"YOU WILL NEVER GET ME, NEVER!!!!" Gannondorf said.

"What the heck!!! First you faint, then you wake up asking for a cup of coffee, then you ask to play Monopoly with me, then you run around saying I kidnapped you…which I did… I'm the crazy one!!!" Crazy hand said, charging at Gannondorf, trying to grab him.

"Yo mamma so fat, her crap bombs Iraq!"

Gannon stopped. "What you say"

"Yo mamma so fat, her fart carried Dorothy to Kansas."

"Now you've gone too far"

"Yo momma so stupid, she got locked up in a mattress store and slept on the floor!"
"Oh ya? Well, yo momma so stupid, she thinks doughnuts are edible!!"

"They are."

"YOUR MAKING ME ANGRY" warned Gannondorf, growing bigger "YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY" Gannondorf turned into the beast Gannon. "roar…"

Crazy hand clenched, wound up his fist, and punched Gannon high into the air.

----------Meanwhile----------

The guys at the Great Fox were having a ball.

"So the guy in the green hat says to the guy with the red cap and the moustache, I AM A DUCK!!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"

"I KNOW!!!"

"OOO, I GOT ONE"

"NO, YOUR GAY"

"AWWWWW"

"I HAVE ONE"

"OK, SHOOT"

"THERE WAS THIS THING CALLED F-ZERO AN-."

Suddenly a crash happened. It seemed a big monster thing crashed though the Great Fox. The Beast split The Great Fox in half. They all gripped on to things for dear life, but Fox and Falco fell off.

"NOOO, MY LOVE!!!" yelled Slippy.

----------Meanwhile----------

Crazy Hand flew up in the air. He saw Gannon falling down fast, back in his original form. Crazy flew towards him as fast as he could. He caught him, but as soon as he did, two furry 'things' flew past him. Crazy looked down and saw Fox and Falco falling.

'I can't move THAT fast!!! Oh, well," CH said, pulling out a slurpie from God knows where.

----------Meanwhile----------

Fox was standing in total darkness. "Where… where am I?"
"Trust your instincts."

Fox's ears perked up. "Father?"

Fox opened his eyes. He was free falling through the air. 'Trust my instincts.' Fox opened his arms in a bird-like manner and started to flap…. Suddenly, he stopped, and rose into the air. He was flying! He was flying! He was- being carried by a hand. It was Master Hand, going to Corneria knowing that his brother couldn't finish the job cleanly. "Let's go back."

"All of this for money? We HAVE to stop mugging people, or this will kill us!"

"WE'RE NOT-never mind"

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"What do we do now?" asked Peppy. They were floating around aimlessly in space, being that their ship is lost.

"It doesn't matter, now that my love is gone!" Slippy cried.

"Good thing I pocketed the emergency Great Fox!" Krystal said, pulling out a ship from her… pocket."

"YAAAAY!!!!"

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