I'M BBBBAAACCCCKKKK!!!! Like I said, I swore that I would finish this baby! So here I am, finishing it! Now that I got school ending, and more games to come, life will rock! Let's do this!!!! one year later snore OK, BACK TO WORK!

Disclaimer: I don't own Nintendo, neither does Jerry Seinfeld…. At least I think he doesn't….

Somewhere in south-east Antarctica

It was a hot day in Antarctica as usual, and Ash and the gang were hanging out on the beach… which is in Antarctica.

"Zomg, Antarctica is the best place to go in the summer," Ash said to long time girlfriend...Brock.

"Yes honey, it is," replied Brock, who was putting on his lipstick… on the beach… which is in Antarctica…."Isn't that right, Misty?"

"Misty, Misty!!" said the Pokemon Misty…. Which was putting lotion on Brock… who was putting on lipstick… on the beach… in Antarctica…

"Hearta da Fiya?" asked Ash.

"Yes?" said I.

"Can you stop it with the periods?"

"Y not?"

And so I stopped.

Meanwhile, Pikachu was on the other side of Antarctica, which is Oklahoma, because he ran away from Ash a long time ago. After they beat all the Gym leaders, Ash gave up his Pokemon career. Pikachu lived in a Poke-retirement house where his good friend Jigglypuff lived with him.

(A/N: Since you can't speak Pokemon, I will translate everything the Pokemon have to say, but unless you CAN speak Pokemon, just forget what is in the brackets..)

"Pika, pika,(I'm bored, I miss battling.)"

"Jiggly Jig Jig Jiggly. (Me too, this sucks)"

"Pika, Piiiiiiika! Pika Pikapi! (why don't we spar? I know we're not allowed to, but I'm feeling badass)

"Jiggly Jig…(But I'm not bad…butt)"

"PIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKAPIKA(so?)"

"sigh, Jig. Jiggy Jiggy jig, jig (sigh, ok, lemme get my microphone)"

"PIKA! (NO!)"

"Jig? (Hm?)"

"Pika, Pika, chu, chu! (no offense, but you suck at singing!)"

"Jigglypuff!!! (Who do you think you are?)"

"Pikachu… (Pikachu…)"

After 5 hours of arguing…

Ok, Pikachu… What moves do I know that can take down Jiggly? WHAT? ONLY LIGHTNING MOVES! EFFF YOU, ASH! AT LEAST MAKE ME A DUAL POKEMON!! OH WELL, AT LEAST I HAVE THUNDER…

And so the turn began. Pikachu used his thunder attack and took a chunk off of Jiggly's health. Jiggly than sang her song.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(A/N y'know how sometimes you can hear in your sleep? Well this is what is happening to Pikachu)

"Crazy, get Pikachu!"

"Jiggly? (who are you? And why do you have Mewtwo tied up?)

"Sorry…" whack

"Now, do we get her money?"

"NO!"

"I thought we were muggers"

"We're not muggers…"

"LIAR"

"ugh…"

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Ok, done! I'm on a roll! Except.. not really… anyways, time for pure randomness

RANDOMRANDOMRNDOMRANDOMRANDOMRANDOMPIKAPIKAPIKARANDOMRANDOMRANDOMRANDOM

Why does Nintendo only allow 4 moves at a time? Strategy? This is a very unique game… if you only have four, then you can only have, like, one strategy per pokemon! I'm not saying It's bad, I'm saying that at least make it 6. 6 is good. 8 is better. 10 is too much, but six? Plus, why are we walking in only 4 directions? I think you would have learned already! And still no dialogue, and the same crappy music style? GET IN THE NEW GENERATION, DAMNIT!!!