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Disclaimer: I own Nintendo, but I sure own a wii! And a ps3!

Oh, and if you wanna play me on a game or when wii online games comes out, my ps3 tags are! PyrEGeisT! And Inv3rTAzN.

And my wii code is 2066 9912 7684 2878. Yes, I remembered the code. Remember yours, it'll help.

Jigglypuff slowly opened her eyes. Her head ached and wind kept whipping her face. She was being carried by a hand and… SHE WAS BEING CARRIED BY A HAND?!?!?

Jigglypuff stood up and looked around. 2 hands were moving side by side. Jigglypuff looked down and saw that they were flying over a forest. She looked at the adjacent hand. It held Pikachu; his ears twitching occasionally told her that he was still alive. Next to her was Mewtwo. He was bound and knocked out. That's when it hit her: they were kidnapped.

"You HAD to break the portal machine! Now we got to fly home!" said the hand that was carrying Pikachu.

"I thought it was a PINATA!" said the one carrying her.

"…"

"Jiggly…piñata? (You thought it was a…piñata?)"

"Huh? I can't speak Pakistan-ish. I can only speak Chinese, Dutch, French, German, Greek, Italian, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese, Islamic, Monkey, Russian, Pokemon, Spanish, but not engli-"

"Jiggly Jigglypuff! (I'm speaking Pokemon)"

"I know."

"… (…)"

"Don't hate me cause I'm beatifu- WAIT! MASTER, SHE'S AWAKE"

"Huh, why didn't you tell me? Knock her out."

"Yes ma'm"

!WHACK!

10 min. later

Mewtwo woke up. He knew what was happening because he read their minds in a second. With his powers, he untied himself and stopped to concentrate. All of a sudden, the two hands stopped.

"Huh? Why can't I move?"

"It's the Piñata curse! I'M SORRY FOR HURTING YOU, O CANDY-FILLED ONE!"

"It's me, dumbass"

"Oh…"

"If you follow my orders, I'll think about not killing you. Turn around, bring me back, and drop me down."

"Yes, sir," said Master, thinking up a plan.

"Suddenly closing yourself won't work. First, I put up a barrier around me. Second, you would kill Jigglypuff."

"Crap." Master forgot Mewtwo could read minds. "Crazy, follow me."

"I will stick to you like crazy glue."

2 minutes

"CRAZY! WHERE ARE YOU!!"

Master was looking for Crazy hand. When Mewtwo fell asleep, he turned back to see that Crazy was gone. "God, I hate him."

Pikachu slowly opened his eyes. Crazy, who was on the forest floor, was carrying him. He seemed to be looking for something.

"Where is it? Where is it? I'M SCREWED!!! My momma's going to kill me! If she finds out that I lost my-"

"Pika pi? (Is that it?)" Pikachu pointed at something on the floor.

"MY LUNCH MONEY! THANK YOU PIKACHU!"

The second Crazy pocketed his money, a Pichu came running out from a pile of bushes.

"KILLER MOUSE!" Crazy screamed, threw Pikachu high in the air, and ran to save his life.

"PIKAAAAAAA(I'M FALLLING)."

Thud

"ugh(ugh)." He looked up. He saw Pichu running towards him. Pikachu got ready for impact, but instead Pichu jumped over him.

"Pichu Pi! (Run! He's going to eat you!)" Pichu almost made it through the other pair of bushes, but a Fearow jumped out of the bushes. He turned and ran the other way to see another Fearow sneaking up behind Pikachu. He ran towards Pikachu. "Pichu! (look out!)"

Pikachu turned and jumped out of Fearow's way. Pichu jumped in the air and let out a thunderbolt towards the Fearow that just missed Pikachu.

"FFFEEEAAARRROOOWWW!!!" the Fearow, being a bird, is weak against thunder attacks. Pichu winced in pain. Pichu got hurt from using his thunderbolt attack. When he landed, he jumped again, did a front flip in mid-air, and landed on Fearow's back.

"Piiiiiiichuuuuu!!!" Pichu let out the strongest jolt he could muster. The Fearow yelled and ran away.

"Pichu (yay)." He said, and collapsed from the recoil of his attack. The other Fearow was chasing Pikachu, but when he saw the Pichu, he changed direction.

"Pika? (hmm?)"

The Fearow was circling Pichu. Pikachu ran full speed, when used quick attack to jump on Fearow's back. He jumped in the air and performed a downwards head butt drill. He got Fearow square on the back. The Fearow shrieked in pain and crashed into the ground. The Fearow then ran away. Pikachu, tired and panting, walked towards Pichu and lied down. Pichu broke into consciousness and sat up.

"Chu, Pichu pi (thank you, Pikachu)."

"Pika pi (You're welcome)."

They both started to relax when they heard a caw. They looked up and saw dozens of Fearows circling them. They all had that gleam in their eye, and it meant hunger. They all landed, forming a circle. They were trapped.

"Pika…(Shit…)"

"I choose you, Steelix!"

"Go, Venasaur!"

"Misty, Misty!"

Three Pokemon jumped off Crazy hand, and started to battle the Fearows. All of a sudden, Fearows were jerked back with unusual force. Master hand came, carrying Mewtwo, with Jigglypuff started her rollout. She rolled off Master, then let herself go. She was bouncing off Fearows like a pinball. Crazy was carrying Ash and Brock, who were holding hands…

Master started picking up Fearows and throwing them around. The fight went on until the evil birds ran away. Cheers and applause was heard, then Pikachu blacked out.

That seems like a good place to stop. Anyways, time for randomness

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Why is it that cartoon characters don't age? Like the Simpsons, they were on for years, and Maggie is still a midget. Wouldn't it be fun it like you can see Ash slowly growing a beard every episode?