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Warning: Slash (yaoi), don't like, don't read. If you still decide to read this and flame me, I'm just gonna laugh.

A/N: Here's the second chapter...

Chapter Two: Scorpius' Obsession

Scorpius Malfoy sighed as the object of his affections sauntered into the Great Hall followed by several Weasleys and sat at the Gryffindor table.

'Gah, why does there have to be a rivalry between Gryffindor and Slytherin?!' he thought, frustrated at how close, yet how far away he was from his obsession.

Scorpius had a secret that he would never ever tell...he had gone and fallen in love with Albus Severus Potter.

'Ugh,' he thought, 'I blame it on that weird Potter-Malfoy Love-Hate thing going on.'

It had been going on for generations:

Xavier Malfoy and Charles Potter

Abraxas Malfoy and Harold Potter

Lucius Malfoy and James Potter

Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter

and now, he hoped, Scorpius Malfoy and Albus Severus Potter. But somehow, even though (seemingly) all his ancestors had been with a Potter at one point and seemed to be wildly in love with them (from what he had read in old personal diaries), for some odd reason, they always parted ways, married, and produced an heir...it was creepy that way history seemed to repeat itself in an odd cycle of heartbreak.
Scorpius hoped dearly that he could break that cycle and somehow win Albus Severus Potter, and keep him!

He sighed, idly pondering why any Malfoy in their right mind would want to leave someone they loved so passionately. It seemed the Potter men had a way of melting the hearts of even the iciest Malfoys and bringing out an alarmingly large amount of love and warmth from the cold Malfoy men. He bet the sex was probably good as well...

He shuddered, unwillingly thinking about how his ancestors had gotten it on with Al's ancestors and automatically felt queasy.

'Ew!' he thought, 'Bad images, bad images, BAD IMAGES!! Ugh! I do NOT want to think about how Dad must have done the nasty with Al's Dad...or how grandfather Lucy did it with the late James Potter...Oh, God, I just got images of him performing necrophilia on James' Corpse, EWWW!!'

"Scorpius?" came Daisy Parkinson's worried voice, "Scorpius, are you well? You look a bit...pale..."

"I'm fine," said Scorpius faintly waving off her concern.

'God, just push it out of your mind, Scorpius...and think about pleasant things...like...like...Al fucking you! Yeah...Oh God, that's hot...mmm, give it to me Al, give it to me!'

Scorpius crossed his legs and closed his mouth to make sure that no one saw his growing erection, or the fact that he was extremely close to drooling into his meal.

Scorpius was brought out of his extremely explicit fantasies when Daisy tapped him on the shoulder and Chase Zabini cleared his throat.

"If you are quite done lustfully staring at that Potter boy as if you're about to jump him and ravish him any second now, would you please pass the Italian Salami?" she drawled, making Chase smirk.

Scorpius flushed and quickly passed the requested Salami.

'Damn it all to Hades, am I that obvious?' he thought, dismayed at being caught staring.

"Shut up, Daisy, you miserable old hag!" he snarled.

"Oh pish posh, don't be that way, Scorpius, darling!" said Daisy looking unfazed.

Scorpius gritted his teeth.

Daisy may have been one of his best friends since childhood, but man! Sometimes he couldn't stand that wench!

"Yes Scorpius, Darling, don't be that way!" mocked Chase, smirking at Scorpius' furious expression.

"Now see here, you miserable old maggo—" started Scorpius.

"Umm, Malfoy?"

Scorpius spun around to face Albus Severus Potter.

He blinked, not quite believing that his black haired, green eyed angel was in front of him.

Al looked at him nervously.

"Yes?" asked Scorpius politely (Well, there was no reason to be rude!).

"Uh, Professor Lupin (Teddy) said that we're partners for the Carpe Diem project, since we were the only ones who weren't in class last time..." said Al, fidgeting slightly.

Him, Scorpius Malfoy, partners with Al Potter?!

He wanted to jump onto the table and whoop for joy!

But then that would be too undignified for proper Malfoy behavior, so he just sat pretty and contained his excitement.

"Really now?" he drawled, feigning disinterest.

"Yeah," said Al shortly.

That said, Albus turned and went back to the Gyffindor table, looking comically relieved and Scorpius finally began to grin like a madman, forcing Daisy to smack his head.

"Stop it, Scorpius, don't grin in such a disgraceful way!" she snapped.

Scorpius, to the shock of the whole table, only laughed and stood up, finished with his meal.

"Well, I'm off to Professor Lupin's class!" he chirped happily.

Daisy snorted at his retreating figure and shook her head.

"Stupid Git!" she muttered affectionately.

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Albus Severus Potter was having a really bad day.

Professor Teddy Lupin had just told the class that they would have to work with their partners on the Carpe Diem project for three months! Three months!

Al was ready to rip out his hair!

Today was the first meeting with his partner, Scorpius Malfoy—and twenty minutes into class—yet Malfoy still wasn't in sight!

'Stupid ponce is probably preening...I swear, hair can't look that perfect without various spells and excessive grooming every fucking morning!' he ranted in his head.

It was Monday morning and Al was tired, cranky, and irritable.

"Fuck you, Malfoy!" growled Al to himself.

"Tsk, tsk, such language, Potter!" came a drawling voice from behind him.

Al spun around to face the pale boy and snapped, "Where were you?!"

"Fixing my hair," said Scorpius shortly and raised an arched brow when Al growled.

"Did you just...growl, Potter?" asked Scorpius in an amused voice, "You should know by now that you're not an animal...although you may act like one."

Al was pissed.

"Fuck you, Malfoy!" he snapped.

Scorpius laughed in malicious delight and said, "Sure! Now that I think about it, yes, please do fuck me!"

His eyes raked up and down Al's form suggestively and he licked his lips.

Al's eyes widened and his cheeks flamed, shocked at Scorpius' blatant innuendo.

He was about to retort when he noticed the amusement sparkling in Scorpius' silvery gray eyes.

'He's joking!' thought Al in relief and irritation.

"Very funny, Malfoy, now come on, we don't have much time, so let's get to work, you ponce!" he muttered, not truly meaning the last part.

Scorpius groaned.

"But I was so enjoying our little chat!" he whined childishly.

"Well, too bad!" snapped Al, "We need to get to work!"

And with that said, Albus Severus Potter dragged a sulking, pouting Scorpius Malfoy to a table in the back of the classroom.

A/N: Well, guys, there's the second chapter! I hope you enjoyed it and I should be updating soon!

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