Disclaimer: Deep in the jungle, there is a magical monkey that farts every time someone is born, by the time that monkey stops farting, I will still not own Harry Potter.

Warning: Slash (yaoi), Femme-slash (yuri), AU-ish, Spoilers for DH. Fluff.

Chapter: Malfoys are Cute with Kitty Ears!

Scorpius ran down the corridor, chased by one Daisy Parkinson who was intent on turning him into a kitten.

'I'm saved!' thought Scorpius when he saw what had to be the most beautiful sight in the world: Albus Severus Potter.

"Potter!" screamed Scorpius frantically, Al turned, confused, then seeing Malfoy being chased my a rabid Parkinson with a wand, became shocked, "HELP ME!!!!"

Al whipped out his wand and pointed it at the girl chasing after Scorpius, as Scorpius ran to him and hid, cowering behind the taller, dark haired boy.

"Stupefy!" shrieked Al, and smirked as he heard a thump. He then turned to the trembling Malfoy, "Scorpius?" he asked tentatively.

Scorpius looked up at him with wide, frightened big gray eyes.

'Why does he have to be so damned cute!?' moaned Al in his head.

"Yes?" murmured Scorpius.

"Umm...why do you have cat ears?" he pointed out.

Scorpius squeaked in terror.

"I HAVE WHAT?!" he screamed.

Al held back a snigger and conjured a mirror for Scorpius.

Scorpius snatched it away from Al and then stared at his reflection disbelievingly.

A pale hand rose to tweak one of the furry appendages and he started when it twitched. TWITCHED!!!

Scorpius was about to faint in horror when Al giggled. He whirled around to face him and snarled.

"What, Potter?! You think this is funny?!" he screeched.

Al fought to keep a straight face, seeing as Scorpius was a seething, panicking mess.

"No," he replied, "I just think you look adorable with kitty ears!"

Scorpius jaw dropped. He didn't know whether to be flattered or insulted.

'Malfoys' ARE NOT adorable, but it IS Al who thinks I'm adorable, so...argh! What is he doing?!'

The reason for Scorpius' exclamation in his mind was due to the fact that Albus Severus Potter was currently fondling Scorpius' newly acquired kitty ears.

"Potter, you freak!" yowled Scorpius, "What are you doing to my goddamned kitty ears!!!"

Al smirked a rather evil Slytherin smirk and said, "I'm playing with them, you dolt! They're fucking cute, and I plan to fully enjoy your kitty ears (I love cats!) while they're still there!"

Scorpius stared.

"Potter?"

"Hm?"

"You're starting to scare me!!!" whimpered Scorpius.

"-smirk- I know," was Al's only reply as he continued to tweak Scorpius' ears and watch in delight as they twitched and Scorpius squirmed. Al's hands slowly moved down and he began to gently pet the Malfoy's soft blond hair.

'Ooh, that feels good!' thought Scorpius, closing his eyes in bliss, they popped open a moment later, 'Wait...my crush is currently fondling my ears and petting my head! Ooh, I am SO going to enjoy this!!!'

Without knowing it, Scorpius began to purr and nuzzled Al's hand, slowly moving closer and closer to Al, until he was snuggled up to the taller boy's warm, hard chest.

Al only watched in amusement and held the surprisingly cuddly Malfoy close, still petting his head.

'Okay, I give up...I officially have a crush on Malfoy...Gods, he's way too cute for his own good! And he HAS been so nice to me and my friends this week...Gah, I'm pathetic! One week of Malfoy being nice to me, and I'm already crushing on him! Grr...Oh well, at least I get to pet him!'

Scorpius continued to purr and nuzzle closer to Al, until he finally gave into temptation and wrapped his arms around Al's waist, cuddling even closer to him.

Al suddenly stopped petting Scorpius, startled, and Scorpius, who had been in kitty boy heaven, opened his eyes and glowered up at Al.

"I didn't tell you to stop!" he sniped. Al chuckled softly before smiling and running his hands through Scorpius' silky locks, occasionally brushing against the sensitive white cat ears.

"You're pretty," he murmured softly into Scorpius' kitty ear, before giving into temptation and gently kissing the furry, white appendage.

Scorpius eyes snapped open and he stared at Al in shock.

"W-what?" he stuttered, stunned.

Al looked at him in amusement and said, "What? Don't tell me you actually didn't KNOW you're pretty?!"

Scorpius scowled.

"I do!" he snapped, then his expression changed, "But I didn't know you thought so..."

Al cocked his head to the side.

"How is my saying it make it any different?" he asked, puzzled.

Scorpius sighed.

"Because you're the only one I actually give a shit about knowing I'm pretty!" he muttered, "Every day, I fix my hair and primp and preen, hoping that you'll notice me...and every time you don't, I work harder and harder to make myself look good....hoping that some day you'll look at me and see me as beautiful..."

Al was floored.

"You mean you spend all that time fixing your hair for me?!" he exclaimed.

Scorpius nodded.

Al was touched.

"Oh, Scorpius..." he murmured, "I've always thought you were beautiful...so beautiful it hurts...but....I always viewed you as untouchable, so I never bothered. You're just too perfect to be with someone like me!"

It was Scorpius' turn to be stunned.

"You think I'm perfect?!" he blurted.

Al laughed softly, "No, I know you're not...but to me, it makes you even more appealing and unique..."

Scorpius blinked.

"You really mean that?" he whispered, voice trembling slightly in hope.

Al laughed warmly.

"I do," he said, smiling slightly.

Scorpius smiled tentatively and cuddled even closer to Al.

"You know you're wrong, right?" muttered Scorpius suddenly.

"About what?" asked Al, puzzled.

"About me being too good for you...I always thought it was the other way around..." he sighed as Al began to pet his head again.

Al's hand stilled for a moment, before he resumed his attentions to Scorpius' soft kitty ears and silky hair.

"Oh?" he murmured.

"Yes, 'oh,' I've been in love with you since third year you dolt! I only just scrounged up the courage to approach you and that was only because of that glorious project we're working on!" he snapped.

Al laughed at Scorpius' cranky tone and stopped petting him.

"Hey, I didn't—" he protested before Al cut him off.

"I know," he said simply, "I just thought you'd enjoy this more."

With that, Albus Severus Potter claimed Scorpius Hyperion Malfoy's lips in a tender, hungry kiss that made warmth spread throughout both boys' body's and stole Scorpius' breath away.

'Mmm, Al was right...I am enjoying this more...' thought Scorpius before he closed his eyes and lost himself in the arms of his not quite so unrequited love.

"So does this mean we're friends now?" asked Scorpius hopefully, when they parted for air.

Al laughed amusedly, before kissing Scorpius again.

"No," he said as he drew back, then seeing the hurt look on Scorpius' face, hastened to explain, "It means, if you'll have me, that I'd like to be something more than friends with you...seeing as I don't usually kiss my friends."

Scorpius smiled in joy and crushed his lips against Al's happily.

Neither of them noticed Daisy Parkinson hiding behind a statue, smiling proudly, and chuckling in triumph.

'My work here is done,' she thought, grinning happily at her success of bringing the boys together.

'I hope it lasts, Scorpius...I hope you're strong enough to overcome the cycle of heartbreak...I really do.'

And with that, Daisy Parkinson turned and walked back to the Slytherin wing in the dungeons, whistling all the way.

AN: Hey guys, sorry if this chapter sucked, but I'm currently having trouble scraping up motivation, so gimme some lovin reviews and motivate me!!! ahaha

Oh, and Chapter Two: Scorpius' Obsession has been edited to make more sense, so I ask you to please go back and look at it if you want clarification, okay?