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Episode one
Kenshin: I'm a rurouni.
Kaoru: Kenshin ,what are you doing?
Kenshin: Oh just cleaning my reverse blade
Sanosuke: Hey! You're not supposed to be cleaning that!
Kenshin: Oh… Well to late! Now it looks very shiny does it not?
Director: You idiot! You're supposed to make the sword look unused ! By shining your sword, it'll make it look as if it was used!
Yahiko: He said he's never used the sword before, so for his sword to look shiny, wouldn't it look like he'd never used it?
Sanosuke: Yeah, but if he had the sword for a long time, wouldn't it be rusty?
Everyone that cares about this subject: Hmmmm...
Misao: Shut up no one cares!
Aoshi: Perhaps I can help.
Everyone: leans in
Aoshi: THE ANSWER IS…..! I don't know ,ask her.
Everyone: falls anime style
Usui: WTF! LET'S KILL HIM!
Director: SHUT UPPPPPP! Let's get back to recording.
Yahiko: Yeah , whatever.
Sanosuke: Kid you're not here for this episode so shut up.
Yahiko: You're not apart of this scene either.
Sanosuke: Did I act like I was going on the scene right now ? No, I didn't , I calmly was looking at the movie thing.
Yahiko: Ijit!We're shooting episode one!
Sanosuke: Ijit? If anyone you're the idiot! You didn't even come up with that! You got that from the manga.
Yahiko: Nnno! I got it myself!
Sanosuke: Really? Well then, look in volume 11. See there it is! And you have all the books 1-28 so you should know.
Saito: Boy there's no need to fight with that idiot. Just leave it alone.
Sanosuke: You got a problem Saito?
Saito: You see? You always try to pick fight which I am not particularly not interested in.
Director: Lies!
Saito:Glares
Gohei: I practice the Kamiya Kasshin style!
Kaoru: He dishonors my family's style! *Faints*
Kenshin: Well she's a brave girl that she is.
Cho: *Fox whistles*
Kenshin&Kaoru: Shut up you damn loser!
Kenshin: At least I got a girl!
Male cast: Ohhhhhhhhhhh….
Cho: Sits in a corner and weeps.
Kenshin: Yeah… you better shut up broom head!
Suzume: Damn! Shut the hell up!
Ayame: Hell no you $%&*|#^ bitch!
Dr. Gensai: /\_\o/
Director: Why the hell is Gensai in the shark pool?
Sanosuke: Why do we have a shark pool anyway?
Director: Uhhh…
Kaoru: Why are five and two year old girls cursing? I bet they got it from Sano.
Yahiko: Yeah! He is a bad influence to everyone.
Sanosuke: Stop being a hater!
Yahiko: Shut up bi..!
Kaoru :Curse one more time and I will squish you flat like a pancake , Ok ! 3
Yahiko: Ok then…
Will Yahiko get bitch er, I mean, pimped by Kaoru find out! Ciao!