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Director: Ok this is the scene where Kaoru is au natural… J So if you wanna peek , look through the other window. ACTION!

Ayame: I think auntie Kaoru is upset.

Kenshin: Miss Kaoru is everything Ok! She can't be…

Kaoru: This'll be awkward.

Kenshin: Miss Kaoru don't kill yourself. *gasp*

Male cast : Ohhhhhhhhhhh … …

Kaoru: Come in , Kenny….

Male cast: AAHHHH! KENSHIN'S STRIPPING!

Hoji: Let me see! Ohhh…

Director: Cut!

Kaoru: You can think abut what you've done in there!

Kenshin: But I'll be lonely…

Kaoru: Oh, oh Ok then.

Cho: Ha! Take that ! Thank you karma! Hahahahahahah! *anvil falls on Cho*

All cast: Blinks

Saito: He's a idiot.

Dr. Gensai: That's for putting me in the shark pool you piece of !$!

Sanosuke: Wow what a old man…

Megumi: He's not old , he just has gray hair… So… you wanna go out?

Sanosuke: Of course!

Saito: So… you got a date. I'm surprised that a barbarian got one.

Sanosuke: Shut up ! You've probably never had a date in years!

Saito: … That's right (Ha!) Cause I'm married.

Earth: Stops rotating

Everyone: WHAAAAATTT?

Saito: I knew you guys would say that.

Shishio: H-he's m-married?

Yumi: Why don't we follow his example? 3 ;)

Aoshi: Man I'm late see you guys!

Sanosuke: Eh? Where does he's going?

Some random dude: Wendy's. He's is going to meet Misao Makimachi. Hurry! I don't know how much longer he's going to be there.

Make-up artists: Well… should we go?

Yahiko: Yeah we should go. We have nothing else to do.

Kenshin: To the Kenshin -gumi mobile!

Misao: Wow! These frosties are good!

Aoshi: "No one can eat a frostie without smiling." Hmmm….

Misao: Aoshi no!

Aoshi: … * dives after the manager* Rokuren! Ladies , gentlemen ,Misao , transvestites!

Misao: *blushes*

Transvestites: * look down in shame*

Aoshi: This man has printed a lie!

Customers: *gasp*

Misao: Aoshi baby , the manager doesn't print anything.

Aoshi: Oh. OH! Come on Misao lets dip!

Misao: AHHHHHHH!

Usui: Well I can't believe that he almost killed the dude.

Sanosuke: Hey how'd you know

Usui: I can still hear his friggin heart beat you idiot!

Sanosuke: Ok , will you stop with that heart beat?

Ippo: *gasp* Are Mr. Sagara ? I'm Makunochi remember me?

Sanosuke: Oh yeah! How's you and that girl huh?

Saito: What anime is he from?

Yahiko: I cannot believe it! I thought you knew!

Saito: Kid if I knew I wouldn't be asking would I ?

Yahiko: Haijime no ippo.

Kumi: Ippo ! Let's go !

Kenshin: Oh so she's pregnant?

Ippo: Damn! Don't say it out loud! He might hear…

Takamura: Hey you didn't tell me! Do you know the price?

Ippo: Ahhhhhhh!

Kumi: Guys we have to save him!

Cast: *Cough* ….

Kumi: Fine I'll go.

Silence….

Kenshin: All who fell like saving Ippo , say KENSHIN ROCKS!

Cast: KENSHIN ROCKS!

Kenshin: He,he ,he. Suckers!

Sanosuke: Well , lets go!

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