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Ippo: Don't hurt me!
Takamura: Don't worry I'll take good care of you.
Ippo: Oh shit! He's gonna kill me!
Sanosuke & Kenshin: STOP! IN THE NAME OF LOVE! BEFORE YOU BREAK MY HEART! STOP IN THE…
Takamura: Ok I get it I'll let him go. I'll let him go! But next time you pull shit like that I'll kill you got it?
Ippo: Sano-san ,Himura- san! Thanks I thought I was gonna die.
Kumi: Ippo! Starts heavy make out session.
Kenshin: Sanosuke , we'd better go.
Kumi: Oh it's coming! Ippo I'm having the baby!
Sanosuke: Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Well we wouldn't want to leave yet we wouldn't wanna be late for the shoot!
Ippo: W-wait help me here. Oh , what am I gonna do?
Kenshin: Sano do you think that was to cruel?
Sanosuke: Yeah maybe, But I don't wanna go through child birth again.
Kenshin: O_ox Oro? You had a child Sano?
Sanosuke: No but I've seen one being born before. I almost fainted.
Kenshin: Wow. I wonder what his kid gonna look like.
Sanosuke: Yeah me too.
BACK AT THE SET…
Director: WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU TWO BEEN? IT'S 8:00 P.M AND YOU KENSHIN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT 4:00 P.M. ! DAMN. YOU GUYS ARE … *COUGH COUGH*
Assistant: Here you go sir. *Gives Director iced tea*
Director: *gulp , gulp , gulp , glup ah!* Dismissed.
Sanosuke: Imma go to my dressing room. Huh got an email from Ippo. "Look at this cute little baby. It's a girl. We didn't name her yet. Kumi's brother Ryo sort of was upset because it was girl and he couldn't teach it boxing. But he still likes her." AW! It's so cute!
Kenshin: Sano the director wants to… what the hell? You pervert! Looking at child porn.
Sanosuke: Huh! No it's Ippo's kid. He sent me a picture.
Kenshin: Yeah …
Sanosuke: Don't believe me? Look.
Kenshin:… Oh. -_- Ummm sorry. I'm gonna go to the coffee machine. Bye.
Kaoru: Wow so many options! Coffee is great.
Hoji: *gulp gulp gulp gulp *
Kenshin: Uh Hoji why are you drinking so much coffee?
Hoji: Because my boyfriend broke up with me…
Kaoru: I'll talk to him. Hey , Hoji , you wanna talk about it?
Hoji: * sniff sniff* He broke up with me for this man in California and he has a mansion and a private beach. He broke up with me for a guy like that.
Kaoru: ~..~ yeah um I probably wouldn't want a guy like that. Seven syllables. Ho-ji is an id-I-ot.
Hoji: R-really ?
Kaoru: Really…
Megumi: I'm sorry , what are you talking about?
Kaoru: Hoji's boyfriend broke up with him.
Megumi: Oh.
Kenshin: Imma leave now.
Megumi: Poor thing…
Usui: Damn , how come the gay guy gets all the chicks?
Makeup artists: Hello! Usui , do you know where the Director is. We need our paycheck.
Usui: Uh no. But check in that room. He's always in there.
Makeup artists: Ok , thanks.
Usui: Heh heh heh…
What is usui laughing about what the hells gonna happen? Find out!