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Kenshin: Sanosuke ! I need your help!
Sanosuke: With what? This better be important because you're disturbing me.
Kenshin: Hoji's stealing our girls. You gotta help!
Sanosuke: No way Hoji's a homo. Oh yeah there are some yaoi fan girls out there. Damn it!
Kenshin: Yeah so you've gotta get all the guys to help me!
Sanosuke: Right!
LIKE A DAY LATER…
Sanosuke: Aoshi ! Hoji might be trying to steal your girl!
Aoshi: *Reading "People magazine anime style!* There's no way in hell Misao would go for a guy like that! One he's gay , Two she's been dieing to go out with me!
Sanosuke: *shakes head* Man you're full of yourself aren't you? GIRLS LOVE YAOI !
Aoshi: *looks up* … I'll get Shishio.
Sanosuke: Thatta boy that's the spirit!
A FEW HOURS LATER…
Kenshin: HOJI ! WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE UP TO! GIVE US BACK OUR WOMEN!
Hoji: Ah , Himura-kun , come , have some wine.
Shishio: We want back our girlfriends!
Hoji: Oh really? These girls are now my wenches. GET ME FRUIT!
Kaoru: Yes, Hoji-sama.
Kenshin: Kaoru! Snap out of it!
Hoji: Good luck with that. I've got all these women on my side. More wine!
Misao: Yes , Hoji-sama.
Aoshi: Misao! YOU BASTARD! TAKE THIS!
Hoji: *snaps fingers*
Misao: * catches Aoshi's fist, and then attacks pressure points* Don't hurt Hoji-sama.
Saito: Why would you do something so sinister? And how?
Hoji: * evilly laughs* Concerned that I have your wife? Well I do! Bwahahahahahaahah!
Saito: Idiot , that doesn't answer my question.
Hoji: Well I used the words " I broke up with my boyfriend , give me some company" worked wonders.
Sanosuke: You bastard. What can we do? So you can give us back our women?
Hoji: Well… sing it's peanut butter jelly time!
Yahiko: Really, that's it?
Hoji: Naked and smear peanut butter jelly all over.
Kenshin: I still had a felling you'd still be gay …
FIFTEEN DANCES LATER…
Sanosuke: God , I hope that this was worth it…
Kaoru: Ken-chan!
Narrator: And everyone was happy that they got there lovers back. And this is where the story ends. Huh? What? Sorry kids, wrong script.
Sanosuke: What the hells wrong with you? You were supposed to say , that concludes the story.
Kenshin: But , Sanosuke , you mean the special right?
Sanosuke: … What did I tell you about testing me Kenshin?
Kenshin: I didn't mean to…
Sanosuke: Well you did it! Sunday punch!
Kenshin: Oh shit. *gets punched into a door* AHHHHHHHHHHH!
Usui: Get outta here!
Kenshin: Sorry!
Sanosuke: What happened?
Kenshin: Usui and and Makeup artist doing bad things. :(
Sanosuke: Lemme see. *opens door* Oh shit!
Kenshin: Ya…
Kaoru: So Yahiko , you need some girl advice?
Yahiko: Yes! Please tell me, Kaoru-dono!
Kaoru: Hmmm…I can use this to my advantage. So who is this "lucky" lady?
Yahiko: Tsubame Sanjo!
Kaoru: Oh her? I thought you gonna say the Makeup artists or something but Tsubame…
Yahiko: OK just get to the point!
Kaoru: Oh! I thought you needed my services but since you're so capable..
Yahiko: *bows * Please I need your help!
Kaoru: Ok then , pay me double.
Yahiko: Whatever.
Kaoru: Now , I say this to you boy! That's easy. Just be sincere and give her a box of chocolates. Don't do it so often or it won't work.
Yahiko: Thank you!
Tsubame: Oh Yahiko-chan… What is it?
Yahiko: * hair is slicked back wearing a suit and has flowers and chocolate in hand* Tsubame I love you!
Tsubame: Hey guys this isn't funny . This is the 40th time you guys did this.
Yahiko: Huh? No it's true listen wait!
Did Yahiko upset Tsubame? Find out! R&R