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Narrator: Last time on Rurouni Kenshin: Behind the Scenes, Yahiko tried to tell Tsubame his feelings for her. But saying that ' guys that's not funny this is like the 40th time. Stop it.' So Yahiko is at a loss for words.
Anji: Wait, when did we get a narrator.
Director: All animes have one so I thought if we saved up, we could get one. Episode 3!
Megumi: We didn't do episode two . Why the hell are we skipping episodes?
Director: Cause I feel like it! Anyway, action!
Sanosuke: Yes I make my debut!
Yahiko: Shut up bird head!
Sanosuke: Don't bitch because you're debut episode wasn't recorded.
Yahiko: It's not that entirely! It's a girl. She doesn't believe that I like her. It's so frustrating.
Sanosuke: Oh, well who is it?Yahiko: Tsubame.
Sanosuke: ! She's been played so many times! No wonder…
Yahiko: Hey shut up. That's not funny! Try to act like that around Megumi huh?
Kenshin: Hey guys, stop this, listen, let's get some coffee alright?
Yahiko+Sanosuke: GRRRRRR…
Yahiko: Wait, I can't drink coffee.
Kenshin: Then you'll get decaf damn it!
AT THE PLACE WHERE PEOPLE GET COFFEE…
Sanosuke: Ah! It sure is good when I can drink some caffeinated coffee.
Yahiko: *twitch* Shut up! I don't wanna end up short for the rest of my life!
Sanosuke: Well to late, your 14 and 5'3". In fact, alot of 12 tear old's are taller than you. How do you feel?
Yahiko: ... Damn.
Richgurl78: Hahahahaha! Sucks to be you
Yahiko: *sniffle*
Kenshin+Sanosuke: Oh, you got cut Yahiko! Just give up.
Yahiko: You have no idea, what it like to be 14!
Kenshin+Sanosuke: *look at Yahiko, then each other*
Kenshin: Dude, I'm 20.
Sanosuke: I'm 19. So you look like a dumbass.
Yahiko: *sniff sniff* Kaoru-sama!
Director: Guys, what did I tell you? Be extra sensitive with the teenagers! Because they're not gonna do there parts.
Sanosuke: Director, listen they're gonna hate it if you baby them, so might as well treat them like adults.
Director: Damn, I was defeated by a guy that is countless years younger than me, with a cocky attitude, and a rooster head.
Sanosuke: What the hell did you say Director?
Director: Nothing!
Sanosuke: Yeah.
Megumi: Calm down Tsubame. I'm sure it was real this time.
Tsubame: You said that 39 times already.
Megumi: Who said this Tsubame?
Tsubame: It was Yahiko.
Megumi: *spits out random cup of coffee* Tsubame, Yahiko likes you.
Tsubame: How do you know?
Megumi: I accidentally look in his notebook and it kept saying " Tsubame and Yahiko". It also had you two kissing.
Tsubame: I've gotta go apologize!
Yahiko: * brooding in a corner*
Tsubame: Yahiko! Listen, I'm sorry about before. I've realized, that you really do like me. So you wanna go out?
Yahiko: *turns around* Of course. It's been a dream of mine!
Megumi: It's nice to see someone's love life is going well.
Sanosuke: Do you mean ours isn't going well?
Megumi: Yes.
Sanosuke: Wow, harsh. Well, guess we have to do something. * kisses Megumi.*
Megumi: *in shock*
Kenshin: Damn. I hate this place, why am I so bored. I hate being the main character.
Kaoru: Don't worry, everyone loves you. Especially me! =)
Kenshin: =)
Richgurl78: The smile is contagious. =)
Kenshin: Thanks Kaoru.
Saito: *clap, clap, clap* Does this improve your acting skills?
Kaoru: This is an act alright. An act if love!
Saito: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! YOU'RE MORE PATHETIC THAN I THOUGHT!
Kaoru: Don't you love someone? Isn't that why you got married?
Saito: Yeah. But it wasn't originally for love. It was so someone couldn't find information about me and then make me powerless!
Kenshin: -_-x Ok Saito, not funny. That was Watsuki's story line not mine.
Kaoru: Go eat your lunch!
Saito: No. It's too embarrassing.
Kenshin: C'mon lunch can't be embarrassing.
Saito: *sighs, takes out a peanut butter, marshmallow, and banana sandwich oh with ketchup too* You happy now?
Kaoru+Kenshin: O_ox O_o …
Kenshin: Saito, you're a grown man… You're too old to be experimenting with food…
Saito: Yes, I know.
Kenshin: H-how did this happen?
Saito: Well…
FLASHBACK! (SO UNEXPECTED!)
Saito: Good morning, Tokio.
Tokio: Hello Saito.
LIKE 10 MINUTES LATER…
Tokio: Saito baby, why aren't you talking to me? Is it because I'm getting fat?
Saito: No it's just that there is nothing to talk about.
Tokio: So you're saying that I am fat!
Saito: Oh no! I wasn't saying that at all!
Tokio: I hate you now! Your getting disgusting things for lunch!
FLASHBACK ENDS!
Saito: Now, I have to sleep on the couch.
Kenshin: I don't get it, why don't you go to McDonalds or something?
Saito: Because if I do, I'll have to sleep outside.
Sanosuke: How touching. Saito, I have all that you said on tape.
Saito: And?
Sanosuke: If you tell me how to get her in the mood I won't post this on the internet!
Saito: … Let me see.
Sanosuke: *hands over camera with a smug smile*
Saito: * deletes video* Here.
Sanosuke: So are you gonna tell me?
Saito: Hell no. Figure it out yourself.
Sanosuke: Ok.
A FEW DAYS LATER…
Saito: Time for me to check my email. Hey Saito, look at this video. OMG! SANOSUKE!
Sanosuke: * smoking pipe to look professional* So, I gather that you saw the email I gave you.
Saito: Take it off now!
Sanosuke: I'm afraid I cannot. Well unless you tell me… I may consider.
Saito: Ok here it is… * whisper whisper *
Sanosuke: Oh! Cool.
ANOTHER DAY LATER…
Saito: What! Not another one!
What is Saito upset about? Find out!