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Saito: Damn, I guess he's smarter then I thought!

Sanosuke: Do you think that's alright?

Megumi: Yeah, that's cool.

Sanosuke: I am so cool!

Megumi: Uh Sano, I think he figured out what you did.

Sanosuke: Oh? Hello Saito. What's up? Do you see the email?

Saito: I saw you bastard, take it off now!

Sanosuke: Maybe, if you teach me sword fighting!

Saito: … HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! YOU WANNA KNOW HOW TO SWORD FIGHT?

Sanosuke: Hey, that's not funny, I really wanna know, so please teach me or I won't take it off.

Saito: Fine, * takes out sword* this is a slice this is a thrust, there.

Sanosuke: Hey that's not a technique is it? Or do you think if I know a sword style, I may beat you in a fight?

Saito: *twitches* Whatever, I'll teach you. But you have to take that video off first!

Sanosuke: Fine. I will. 5,4,3,2,1. Done.

Saito: God, I hate the fact that I don't break promises.

Sanosuke: So teach, whatcha gonna teach me?

Saito: First of all don't call teach. And we'll start tomorrow. So go home and get some rest.

Sanosuke: But we didn't do nothing and…

Saito: Obey your teacher!

Sanosuke: Yessir!

A RANDOM AREA THAT NO ONE KNOWWS ABOUT, HELL! AREA X…

Kenshin: Wow, the stars are so bright out here. Their glow reminds me of your beauty.

Kaoru: -^_^- Awww… Thanks Kenny.

Kenshin: Man, I love being here. With you, the stars, and the Host club!

Tamaki: Hey what's up?

Kenshin: Get out! I'm having a romantic moment here!

Kyoya: Ah, I see, so should we leave then?

Kenshin: Yes!

Hikaru: I guess that means we could stay right?

Kenshin: NO leave!

Honey: Let's watch the stars!

Mori: Ya.

Kenshin: Leave!

Haruhi: Tamaki-senpai, I think we should leave.

Kenshin: Thank you Haruhi!

Kaoru(twin): I think we should stay.

Kenshin: Do you guys have ears?

Kaoru: Who you talking to?

Kenshin: No one! You know I'm crazy so I talk to myself! Get out!

Tamaki: Man the stars are pretty.

Kaoru: Yes, they are.

Kenshin: What do you think of the Director?

Kaoru: He's a man with a 12346890 ft. pole up his ass.

Kenshin: Wow, I think he's a guy, who got kicked in the balls 99 times and then almost got eaten by a shark.

Kaoru: I think that he did almost get eaten by sharks… Yeah Cho didn't learn his lesson and put the Director in the shark pool. Now he's on house arrest.

Kenshin: Wow that's so odd. Now what do you wanna do?

Honey: Ice cream!

Kaoru: Huh? Is that Honey?

Honey: Yeah, hi Kao-chan!

Kaoru: I haven't seen you in a long time!

Honey: Yeah. So you're in anime now.

Kaoru: Yeah, what's the point in going to Anime Trainer School and then not going into anime?

Mori: Hey Kenshin.

Kenshin: Mori, good to see you!

Kaoru: How'd you guys find area x?

Tamaki: We just were looking for a camping spot and we found it here.

Hikaru: In our super cool helicopter.

Kenshin: Can we borrow your helicopter? We need to get back.

Haruhi: Hello? Yeah, can we get a helicopter? Thank you. Bye. It's on it's … *cut off by helicopter.

Helicopter dude: KENSHIN AND KAIRU, PLEASE BOARD THE HELICOPTER A.S.A.P.

Kenshin: Goodbye host club!

Host Club: We'll see you then!

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