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Director: Well Saito, what a "pleasant" surprise. So, what do you want?

Saito: *unravels cloak* Well I'm going to need you to get rid of someone.

Director: Who is this person?

Saito: Sanosuke Sagara.

Director: No charge. I wanted to get rid of him for a long time.

A FEW MINUTES LATER…

Director: There he is. HEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Sanosuke: * turns around wide eyed with a ponytail* Don't think about you son of a !$%! * slashes director in the face then uses the hilt on his stomach*

Saito: Very well done student. Your stance was a little wobbly. But you get promoted to red cloak.

Sanosuke: *bows* Thank you master.

Yahiko: So Tsubame. What do you like?

Tsubame: I like chocolate. Do you like video games?

Yahiko: Yeah! Love them! So fun. Blah, blah,blah,blah,blah…

Kenshin: This isn't going well… Should we try to help them?

Megumi: Maybe, but we shouldn't try right away. Let's wait a little while.

Kaoru: I agree with Megumi, wait a little while.

Tsubame: Wow, do you like the anime series we're doing?

Yahiko: Yeah. It's OK. But I don't like it because the third season is just fillers.

Tsubame: Have you read the manga?

Yahiko: Yeah, to get into character you know?

Kenshin: Yes, we gotta help now!

Megumi+Kaoru: Yes!

Kenshin: *in fake mustache, glasses, and the most stupid voice you can imagine* Hello, can I get a table for me and my lovely daughters?

"Lovely" Daughters: Hohohohoho!

Kenshin: Eh, thank you, so daughters, any men in your lives besides *fake cough* me?

Lovely Daughters: Hey! Daddy, don't ask that

Yahiko: *looks back* Those are some loud people.

Megumi: How in the world is this gonna help?

Kenshin: Just watch. So do you? You guys are half way through college. And you didn't meet someone yet? That's odd.

Kaoru: I have, he has red er, blonde hair and his name is, Lord Mercutio…

Megumi: Isn't he from RomeoxJuliet? (A/N DO NOT REPEAT NOT WATCH ROMEOXJULIET. WORST SERIES EVER!)

Kaoru: Yeah, but it's better than saying Kenshin right?

Megumi: Oh, his name is Ruben, he loves animals, just like I do.

Kenshin: Oh that's nice! How long have you been dating?

Megumi: For a few months.

Kenshin: Me and your mother are happy that we got married when we were ready. And had you three.

Kaoru: Two dad. Your memory is depleting slowly.

Tae: Kenshin?

Kenshin, Kaoru, and Megumi: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH! Hello miss store owner!

Tae: No, I'm on a date, he is so handsome!

Shikijo: Let's go baby.

Like everyone in the restaurant: O_O OMFG!

Yahiko: I think she's like Aoki from Hajime no Ippo.

Tsubame: Hahahaha.

Kenshin: This is going well.

MEANWHILE, AT A RANDOM JAPANESE FOOD RESTAURANT…

Saito: You have done well my student, you've advanced a lot in a few days.

Richgurl78: As you can tell, Sanosuke is wearing a ponytail, and his newly acquired red cloak.

Sanosuke: Thank you teacher. I was very hungry.

Saito: I was wrong to doubt your potential.

Sanosuke: *silence, eats soba*

Waitress: Here's the soba you ordered.

Saito: Thanks. Keep up the good work.

Sanosuke: Thank you teacher. I hope that you will teach me more in the future.

Saito: You have changed. You are more respectful. I like it, no homosexuality.

Sanosuke: *blinks* Um, yes sir. Did he just say no homosexuality.? HAHAHAHAAH!

BACK AT THE OTHER RESTAURANT…

Yahiko: Let's go, the Director will be mad if we are late.

Tsubame: This was fun Yahiko.

Yahiko: Thank you for coming.

Kenshin: We did a good thing.

Megumi: Yeah, we did.

Kaoru: Yeah.

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