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Old Irish man: gather round little children, for the story time.
Anna: What's the story about?
Old Irish man: It's about the director of the anime series Rurouni Kenshin. Once upon a time…
Director: Hello officers, what is the problem?
Officer Purple: You're under arrest for crime.
Richgurl78: You guys thought I was gonna say Officer Black/White! Bwhahahaahahah!
Officer Kay Kay (boy by the way): We arrest you for claiming R.K. to be yours when it belongs to Watsuki.
Director: Oh shit. Mr. Fluffykins is the new director!
Kenshin: Who?
Sojiro: Mr. Fluffykins is a person who is now the new director.
Kenshin: That explains everything.
Mr. Fluffykins:…
Anji: Well let's put a mod soul pill in him.
Han'nya: Hey! This isn't Bleach!
Aoshi: Han'nya! Quiet! This might work…
Mr. Fluffykins: … *boom* Hey, why the hell are you guys standing around like that? Let's go !C'mon people! Hurry!
Kenshin: Wow. That is one bossy toy…
Cast: *nods*
Sanosuke: Hey, Teacher, do you know what a mod soul is?
Saito: I don't know ask Ichigo.
Ichigo: I don't know, ask Rukia.
Rukia: A Mod soul is a is a replica of a Soul Reaper that fights other hollows while the Soul Reapers fight too.
Usui: So that means…
Megumi: The Director is a…
Cast: SOUL REAPER?
Rukia: That's right. I don't know when the hell he joined, but he did.
Mr. Fluffykins: Hey you, mop the floors! *throws mop to Rukia*
Rukia: Why that little…
Kenshin: Hey, don't get out of control. The Director is as bad as this.
Kaoru: He ordered a shark pool to punish us.
Cho: Hey! Wassup guys? I'm done with the house arrest!
Anji: ..Hi.
Cho: Hey, where's the Director?
Cast: *points at Mr. Fluffykins*
Cho: O_O WHAT THE HELL? THAT CANNOT BE POSSIBLY BE THE DIRECTOR!
Cast: It is.
Shikijo: It's a Mod soul pill.
Cho: Oh. Well then I understand, but I like the Quincy's better. ( A/N Look up Cho's voice actor and what he does in Bleach then you'll get it.)
Kenshin: … Uh, why?
Cho: Well, Quincy's are * goes on about honor and stuff*.
Hiko: Hey guys was sup. I I llike no no LOOOOOOVE chickens.
Kenshin: M-master are you drunk? Oh, you are, because you hate chicken.
Hiko: I hope that in the future we will um… uh… Guys, I'm pregnant.
Cast: O: WHATTTTTTTTTTTTT?
Hiko: That's right, I'm pregnant. I hope it's girl so I can dress her up and make her feel pretty.
Cast: O_O. Uhhhhhhh….
Hiko: After all she will be my princess.
Cast: -_-
Kenshin: Uh, Master. You should lay down.
Hiko: No! You can't take me away! Don't let me have my baby in jail!
Mr. Fluffykins: … Wow, now that's done let's get to work
Han'nya: … Whaddya we do.
Mr. Fluffykins: You're a friggin actor, what the hell do you think you're supposed to do?
Han'nya: Cook meals?
Mr. Fluffykins: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! I QUIT! *packs things in a tiny suitcase*
Cast: … YEAH! LET'S PARTY!
Kenshin: Master go lay down!
Hiko: But I wanna go party!
Kenshin: But you're pregnant _
Hiko: Oh yeah…
Kenshin: *whew* Now, get some sleep or she will die.
Hiko: No I don't want her to die!
Kenshin: Ok then!
ACT I: THE PARTY
Kenshin: Kaoru, we mustn't do this!
Kaoru: But! This will bind us together forever!
Kenshin: But, I don't think that I'm ready for this!
Kaoru: You can't drink out of the same smoothie?
Kenshin: No, I can't.
Kaoru: I hate you! *sobs*
Kenshin: Kaoru! Wait!
Sanosuke: What do you think of act one?
Kenshin: ~._.~ Uhhh it's odd… So why are you dressed like that?
Sanosuke: *looks down at clothes* Oh, I have to act and dress "civilized and respectful person".
Kenshin: Actually, there is no way in hell civilized people would wear this.
Sanosuke: I know right?
Kaoru: Kenny!
Kenshin: Uh gotta go! Bye.
Sanosuke: See you.
Megumi: *sighs* That party is wild! I don't wanna go back there.
Sanosuke: I have to stay away from parties myself. " If you wanna learn swordsmanship, you gotta stay away from loud and wild parties." But he's the ringleader.
Megumi: Totally hypocritical. Like really.
Sanosuke: Yeah it's just to much.
Megumi: Yeah. I actually like parties but this is just stupid.
Kamatari: YEAHHHH! WHOHO! YAHOO! YA ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ!
Megumi+Sanosuke: Huh?
Hiko: *snore!* I can't believe I'm pregnant. Wait, I'm a guy so… I cant possibly be pregnant! Yes! I can drink alcohol! Yes! *wakes up* Huh?
Kenshin: *enters* Master?
Hiko: What? Leave me alone I'm trying to sleep.
Kenshin: Oh I was gonna tell you about all he sake but…
Hiko: *gulb gulb gulb* Hey this feels good! Yahoo!
Anime Inspector: * mouth agape and drops clipboard*
Shishio: Uh… you didn't see this.
Anime Inspector: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *runs away*
Saito: Wow we scared him off.
Yahiko: Hmhm.
Hiko: Let's party!
Old Irish man: And that children is why you should have a disclaimer.
Children: O_O
Anna: I never wanna make an anime.
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