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Narrator: The Director has recently gotten out of jail. He is now back at the set to continue directing anime.
Director: I'M HOME!
Cast *looks up* Hey.
Director: :'( What did I do?
Saito: You didn't do anything.
Megumi: If anything, we did. :3
Director: ? ): What did you guys do?
Shishio: We had a wild party Friday and then the anime inspector came and we all got suspended from our jobs.
Director: For how long?
Hiko: month…
Director: A MONTH? ARE YOU GUYS TRYING TO KILL ME? YOU KNOW I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU!
Kenshin: Director, we don't even really make the show we just fool around.
Director: -_-
Cast: He's got a point…
Director: … SHUT UP! YOU GUYS WANNA RUIN ME DON'T YOU?
Kenshin: Here we go again. *takes a seat*.
Director: AND THIS IS SO OUTRAGEOUS! BLAH BAH BLAH BLEEEEEEEEEEE!
THE NEXT DAY…
Cast: *sigh*
Kaoru: I'll get some coffee…
Director: *FIRE COMES OUT OF MOUTH*
Cast: O: ? OMFG!
Yumi: How'd he do that?
Shishio: Hey I can do that too…
Hiko: It's amazing!
Shishio: I said I can do the same thing.
Hoji: I don't know if Lord Shishio can do that…
Shishio: I SAID I CAN DO THE SAME THING! *fire comes out of mouth*
Cast: *looks up*Oh.
Sojiro: Mr. Dan, that's nice…
Shishio: MY NAME IS NOT DAN! IT'S SHISHIO!
Saito: C'mon miss, lets get you a hot bowl of soup…
Shishio: I'M NOT HUNGRY! AND IT'S MISTER!
Tokio: Saito-chan.
Saito: -^_^-. Um er, *sophisticated look* What is it?
Tokio: I wanted to say I'm sorry…
Saito: *blinks* For what?
Tokio: I shouldn't have assumed that you called me fat. You just said that there was nothing to talk about. (A/N See chapter six for memory refresh =D)
Saito: It's ok.
Megumi, Kaoru and Tsubame: Awwwwww so cute! -^_^-
Saito: So friggin' nosy…
Megumi+Kaoru: Why, thanks for the compliment!
Saito: That wasn't a compliment… * Sweat drops*
Tsubame: But Kaoru-san Megumi-san, that was sorta nosy…
Kaoru: I see, joining the enemies side huh?
Megumi: Are you with us or them?
Tsubame: Huh?
Kaoru: I take that as an offense! Do you Meg-chan?
Megumi: *nods* This means war! Kaoru, don't call me Meg-chan ever again.
Tsubame:? What did I do?
Urahara: So you need to train now huh?
Tsubame: Huh? Where did you come from brother?
Yahiko: BROTHER?
Urahara: Here, father wanted you to have this when you needed it. *hands Tsubame a sword*
Tsubame: What is this?
Urahara: It's the Lovely Swallow.
Tsubame: *swings sword as hard as she can*
Urahara: *coolly dodges* Gotta work on that sis.
Yahiko: *dodges like a fool* Wow, that's one powerful swing.
Urahara: Yup, I agree with your boyfriend. You just need to control it.
Tsubame: B-BOYFRIEND?
Urahara: Yeah I thought you guys were going out.
Tsubame: Yeah but don't call him my boyfriend. It's still so embarrassing.
Urahara: Well I understand. Tsubame, steady yourself and firmly hold the sword, then take a swing.
Tsubame: * takes a swing* I did it brother!
Yahiko: I can help you train. =D
Richgurl78: Wow such a loving boyfriend.
Yahiko: Don't put me in that category! I'm not soft!
Richgurl78: Lil' dude, let tell you a secret. Girls like Tsubame like sensitivity.
Yahiko: Well then, you've called the right person.
Richgurl78:Don't over do it though. Don't tell I said that too.
Yahiko: Right. So you want some help?
Tsubame: Sure thanks Yahiko.
Sanosuke: This guy really needs some girl advice…
Richgurl78: Are you saying the advice I'm giving him is no good?
Sanosuke: O_o Where the hell did you come from?
Richgurl78: Hmmm, well I came from God, then my dad, to my mom, then was in my mom for nine months, then came out, then lived for few years. Oh you mean how I was down there then came to the tree? I'm the author, I can move however I please.
Sanosuke: O_O Okay I'm scarred for life…
Kenshin: Okay that was sorta weird.
Richgurl78: Hey how come you guys are always together?
Sanosuke+Kenshin: ASK YOURSELF THAT QUESTION YOU'RE THE AUTHOR!
Richgurl78: Who said I was the author?
Sanosuke+Kenshin: YOU JUST DID!
Richgurl78: Really? I think that was my evil twin.
Sanosuke: STOP MAKING EXCUSES, YOU KNOW YOU DON'T HAVE A TWIN!
Urahara: Huh?
Richgurl78: Well see yeah! * disappears in a cloud of smoke*
Sanosuke: Ahhhhhhh! *grabs onto Kenshin*
Kenshin+Sanosuke: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! *falls*
Kenshin: Damn that is one smart kid.
Sanosuke: You're telling me.
Yahiko: Why the hell do people like to spy on me?
Urahara: I take it these guys are you're nosy co-stars.
Tsubame: Yeah.
Urahara: I guess I'll have to teach them a lesson.
Sanosuke+Kenshin: *swallow* Oh crap.
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