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Kenshin: Ok then since we were eavesdropping, how badly are you gonna beat us up? _
Urahara: Who said I was gonna beat you up?
Sanosuke: I thought you were gonna beat us up.
Urahara: I'm not a hooligan. I'm not gonna beat you up, I'm gonna slowly torture you, destroy your cell phones, then beat you down.
Sanosuke+Kenshin: O_O That's even worse…
Urahara: Of course. *drags Sanosuke and Kenshin by the collars on their shirt*
Sanosuke+Kenshin: No! HELP!
Yahiko+Tsubame: *sweat drop*
Yahiko: Your brother is scary…
Tsubame: He is sometimes.
Megumi: Are you sure we should attack her right now?
Kaoru: Course, this is a war! You don't wait when the enemy is ready, you go when you find the right chance!
Megumi: Yeah.
Kaoru: HIYAAAAAAAA!
Urahara: Remember, grasp the sword firmly and steady yourself and swing your sword. Now!
Tsubame: *attempts to swing*
Urahara: It's no good.
Yahiko: Why?
Urahara: Because, that's her friend right? She's barely capable of attacking people let alone her close friend. This is not only a battle of strength, but a also a battle of willpower.
Yahiko: Tsubame…
Anime moment…
Interlude: song arayashiki from Haijime no ippo.
Sanosuke: Kenshin, how are we gonna get out of the cooler room?
Kenshin: I dunno. This cold is getting to me already.
Sanosuke: Let me feel you.
Kenshin: O _O That sounds so weird..
Sanosuke: Since the cold is already getting to you, it is possible that you have icicles on your arms. So give me your arms! Hmmm let them freeze for a little while.
Kenshin: -_- Thanks for the help.
Sanosuke: Well do you have a better plan?
Kenshin: … Caramelldansen. No one can resist the Caramelldansen.
Sanosuke: How the hell are we supposed to do the Caramelldansen if we're tied up?
Kenshin: Try it.
Caramelldansen song dude, person, guy, thing: CARAMELLDANSEN!
Sanosuke+Kenshin: * doing the Caramelldansen*
Security guy: OOOOOOOOO Mike the Caramelldansen!
Mike: So ooooooh!
Ropes: *rip rip snap*
Sanosuke: Let's go!
Music: *coolest escape music ever*
Lady on intercom: Attention all staff there are two people on the loose. On has purple eyes and has long red hair in a ponytail. The other is wearing a red shirt with black kanji on it saying "sexy" on it brown spike hair, with a red head band.
Kenshin: Damn they're already after us!
Sanosuke: You think?
Kenshin: Sanosuke we gotta jump outta the window!
Sanosuke: No way in hell!
Kenshin: Sano, it's the only way! Jump!
Kaoru: C'mon, take a shot at me!
Tsubame: Kaoru-san, I don't want do this!
Sharks: Feed them to us!
Tsubame: Kaoru I guess I have to hurt you! * takes a swing at the throat*
Kaoru: Hahahaha! Did you think that'd actually hit me?
Tsubame: I guess I really have to kill you now! *uses hilt on her head*
Kaoru: Ah!
Tsubame: Kaoru, you aren't the Kaoru I know. You've turned into something else. I don't even really know if it's you.
Kaoru: Huh? Tsubame, what is it? Last thing I can remember was being with Kenshin…
Yahiko, Tsubame, and Urahara: O: What were you doing?
Kaoru: I don't know, he just said don't worry.
Yahiko, Tsubame, and Urahara: *turn pale* Gotta go!
Kenshin: Kaoru that was hilarious!
Kaoru: Tell me about it!
Kenshin: The look on their faces was just priceless!
Sanosuke: Hehehehehhehe!
Eiji: You guys have no respect what so ever.
Kaoru, Kenshin, and Sanosuke: SHUT UP GARBAGE BOY!
Eiji: Meanies! *runs away weeping*
Sanosuke: Che, nosy garbage boy.
Kenshin: Yeah, can't he mind his own business?
Kaoru: Yeah, I hate when people can't mind their own business.
Saito: And this is coming from the nosiest people in this series… How ironic.
Kaoru, Kenshin , Sanosuke: SHUT UP WOLF BOY!
Saito: What did you say? *death glare*
Kenshin: N- nothing…
Cocoa puff bird: It looks like someone needs some…
Sanosuke: SHUT UP YOU DAMN BIRD TRYING TO SELL CEREAL TO GET CRACK!
Cocoa puff bird: Boohoo daddy he upset me!
Huge Rooster: Hey who hurt my son?
Kenshin+Kaoru: He did it! *points to Sanosuke*
Sanosuke: Some friends you are!
Huge Rooster: Hey, you gotta a problem with my son.
Sanosuke: Uh, maybe. You wanna fight about it?
Huge Rooster: Sure.
FIVE SECONDS LATER…
Sanosuke: Hahahahahahahaha! You suck!
Huge Rooster: Uh ah *coughs up blood*
Sanosuke : I'm never eating chicken again.
Kenshin: AH you beat up that thing?
Kaoru: You're so strong.
Sanosuke: Thanks.
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