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Kenshin: Wow you beat up that huge chicken!
Huge Rooster: T-that's rooster to…
Sanosuke: Shut up *kicks in the face* he can call you whatever he likes!
Kaoru: Two questions, what is your Sunday punch?
Sanosuke: The Smash.
Kenshin: So, what's the second one Kaoru?
Kaoru: … I don't know.
Director: Hey let's throw a party.
Cast: … Uh sure?
Shishio: The Director is acting strange…
AT THE PARTY…
Kaoru: *bumps into someone* Kurtz! What are you doing here? You're not in Rurouni Kenshin.
Kurtz: I got in cause I'm played by Vic Mignogna. Come let's talk.
Kenshin: Kaoru? Kaoru?
Sanosuke: She left with Kurtz. I think they had a relationship. But I don't get why she'd leave him for you. He is handsome.
Eiji: That sounds so gay.
Sanosuke: Grrrr, JUST DO YOUR DAMN JOB GARBAGE BOY!
Eiji: Boohoo! *runs away*
Kenshin: Well, how am I supposed to get her back?
Sanosuke: Hmmm… we don't know exactly if she's with him.
Kenshin: Just tell me how to get her back !Look at what she's doing with him!
Sanosuke: O_o Ok, then listen to me…
Kurtz: Well, that was a good fake kiss.
Kaoru: Yeah.
Kurtz: So why are you doing this anyway?
Kaoru: I don't know if Kenshin loves me.
Kurtz: Trust me I'm Vic Mignogna, he does like you. A whole lot. So much that it just overwhelms me.
Kenshin: Hey Kaoru, please come back to me! I fell like my better half is gone. I need you!
Kaoru: Ok Kenny.
Narrator: And so this series is over.
Kamatari: Damn Narrator, this series is not done yet!
Narrator: Oh hell yeah it is! *blows up the party place*
Kenshin: Dammit!
Richgurl78: It's my evil twin! Richgurl66...
Richgurl66: Tis' I Richgurl66! Bwahahahahahahahaha! *snort snort*
Cast: -_-?
Sanosuke: She's really evil! She just snorted!
Richgurl66: That's right! Now I will destroy you sister!
Richgurl78: You're no sister of mine! Let us fight!
Sojiro: What do we do?
Richgurl78: You can help me when I ask for it.
Richgurl66: I would have been destroyed a long time ago if you guys weren't so doubtful!
Kenshin: It's all my fault! *starts to cry*
Sanosuke: Your damn right it is.
Kenshin: Hey it's your fault too!
Sanosuke: You said it first though!
Kenshin: We said it at the same time!
Sanosuke+Kenshin: *are in a verbal fight*
Hiko: HEY SHUT UP! *kicks Sanosuke+Kenshin in the head* the author is in trouble and she needs our help. So sit quiet!
Ippo: Yeah, the coach is right! We should be quiet!
Hiko: Hey, I'm not the coach right now.
Sanosuke: What's up Ippo?
Ippo: Nothing much.
Takamura: How's Kumi doing?
Ippo: Um well , I uh…
Saito: *takes out a cigarette* She kicked you out didn't she?
Ippo: Don't say it like that!
Saito: That happened to me a couple of times to me. Especially when Ryuu was born.
Cast: :O
Sanosuke: SO you're married and have kids?
Saito: Two kids and another one on the way.
Cast: OMG…
Takamura: Hahahaahahahaahahahah! You're both whipped Hahahahahahah!
Ippo+Saito: At least we know what it feels like to be whipped! (A/N Takamura is way older than Ippo and hasn't had a girlfriend in forever! And Ippo's married!)
Takamura: Huh?
Ippo; This is how it happened…
FLASHBACK! (AGAIN..)
Kumi: Doesn't she look cute when she's asleep?
Ippo: Just like her mom.
Kumi: -^_^- Awww.
Tomiko: Hi Kumi!
Kumi: Ippo, go somewhere.
Ippo: Huh? But I'm tired…
Kumi: Just take your cell phone and go, I'll call you when you can come home!
END OF FLASHBACK!
Ippo: And, that's it.
Takamura: Hahahahahahaha! You really are whipped!
Ippo: No I'm not! If it was someone else then I would have just gone to sleep in Hitomi's room.
Sanosuke: Who's that?
Kimura: His kid.
Tsubame: Where do all these characters come from?
Kimura: The coach got so angry when he saw her.
Aoki: It was cause Ippo had a kid before he did.
Takamura: And he's a virgin!
Hiko:*blushes and then gets out a random cane* Shut the hell up! *smacks Aoki, Kimura, and Takamura with the cane.*
Aoki, Kimura, and Takamura: HELPPPPPPPP!
Cast: Ok…
Richgurl78: Hey Hiko! Instead of hitting our allies, hit the axis!
Cast: ? Huh?
Richgurl78: *slaps forehead* Oh geez. Don't hit the people that are on the team hit the enemies minions!
Cast: Oh! Now it makes sense!
Minions: Kekekekekekekkkekkke!
Gohei: Oh shit those things look strong!
Anji: Where the hell have you been.
Gohei: Huh? Well I was in Fiji.
Eiji: You're so lucky!
Sanosuke: Throw the garbage at them garbage boy!
Eiji: Hey! And then who's gonna clean it up later huh?
Sanosuke: YOU ARE!
Eiji: Ah, izzat so? *throws garbage*
Minions: Kekekekekekekkkekkke!
Kaoru: Hey Kurtz, can you bring the military over?
Kurtz: Sorry babe. No can do. I'm played by Vic Mignogna.
Kaoru: Jerk :P
Megumi: I need some perfume. *sprays perfume*
Minions: AHHHH! *back up*
Megumi: Huh? Everyone put something clean on those minion things!
Minions: Ah! *slowly disintegrates*
Cast: YEAH! *high fives being passed*
Richgurl78:Yeah that's great!
Shishio: I'll give you my sword!
Richgurl78: Ew! I don't want your sword!
Shishio: Ah! Don't be nasty! Damn pervert…
Richgurl78: All you guys have to do, is give me your energy.
Usui: Tch, Goku…
Richgurl78: DO you wanna die?
Cast: …Oh well then we should obey her.
Kenshin: Wait, twiat, twaittwait, twiat
MILLION YEARS LATER…
Kenshin: Twait, twait, twait, twait, twait…
Cast: Just say it already!
Kenshin: Gosh so impatient. Author, listen to me! Didn't you say I have the power to do anything? Well kill her! Kill her now!
Richgurl78: KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *USES ENERGY BLAST*
Yahiko: She's, dead…
Cast: YAHOOOOO!
Richgurl78: Hey guys, um can you heal my wounds? Cause it really hurts.
Eiji: Yes! We're alive.
Hiko: I can go back to drinking booze!
New Narrator: Everything was right with the world and everyone was happy.
X) Everyone, please now the author can die in peace for 1234567890more chapters. =)