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Yahiko: *sigh* This is boring.
Tsubame: Hey, Yahiko!
Yahiko: Hm? What's up?
Tsubame: You want to make a Chinese Fortune Teller?
Yahiko: That's it! Tsubame make one of those things! * puts on work apron* Ok! I'll get to building!
FEW HOURS, OUNCES OF TEARS, BLOOD, AND SWEAT LATER…
Yahiko: Good! I'm done!
Tsubame: What is it?
Yahiko: I made a stand for some scam. *Fortunes for 10$ * That fortuneteller that you made, we can make fortune… *Eye glint*
Tsubame: Wow. Then we can go on better dates.
Yahiko: Yeah.
YAHIKO'S THEATER…
Yahiko: Tsubame-chan, you're so beautiful…
Tsubame: Yahiko-sama! I love you! Hold me tight!
Yahiko: Gladly.
TSUBAME'STHEATER…
Yahiko: Tsubame, I have so much fun being with you.
Tsubame: I love you.
Yahiko: I want this to be in my memory forever.
Yahiko+Tsubame: Hmmmmm…
Sojiro: Hey I can get my fortune told!
Tsubame: Out of the colors of the rainbow which is thy favorite?
Sojiro: Hmmm, indigo!
Tsubame: One and two, five and six, which of these numbers is your pick?
Sojiro: Five.
Tsubame: Three or four, eight and seven, which of these is yours?
Sojiro: Eight!
Tsubame: Your future is bright and sunny sweet like honey.
Sojiro: Here's your money.
Tsubame: Thank you for your patronage.
Yahiko: Wow! Tsubame that was great!
Tsubame: Thank you!
Shishio: Hm, so just ten bucks? So, what's my fortune?
Tsubame: Out of the colors of the rainbow which is thy favorite?
Shishio: Red! Red! Red! Bwahahahahahahahaha!
Yahiko+Tsubame: Huh?
Shishio: Hm, uh go on…
Tsubame: Three and four, seven and eight choose now, and that will be the beginning of your faate.
Shishio: Four.
Tsubame: The same is in front of you, choose the one that is right.
Shishio: Seven.
Tsubame: Whatever wounds you have, may it be physical, mental, or spiritually, they will be healed, just have patience.
Shishio: Thank you.
Yahiko: Twenty bucks in less then five minutes. This is great!
Tsubame: I'm glad you think so.
Sanosuke: Oh hey Yahiko! Lemme get my fortune told for free.
Yahiko: No way! You're gonna have to pay like everyone else!
Sanosuke: C'mon Yahiko, we're brothers!
Yahiko: No! I'm not even your cousin!
Sanosuke: =_= I see. Well I guess I have no choice. Let me get it free or you'll get a mouthful of zanbato!
Yahiko: That thing is just a prop.
Sanosuke: X( Life sucks…
Yahiko: Man, what a cheap bastard.
Kenshin: Yahiko, do you have it?
Yahiko: Yeah. *hands Kenshin a box of "pop tarts" =P*
Tsubame: What we're those?
Yahiko: Uh pop tarts!
Kenshin: Thanks for the pocky!
Tsubame: Kenshin, you want your fortune told?
Kenshin: How much?
Yahiko: … Can't you read?
Kenshin: I don't see what reading has to do with finding the price Yahiko. Stupid child.
Yahiko: There's a damn sign!
Kenshin: Oro? Well um please continue then.
Tsubame: You will be married to the person of your dreams. And have much more happiness.
Kenshin: Yes! See master! I told you I'd have a good fortune! Pay up! *does a victory dance*
Hiko: Damn. *gives four and a half life time supply of money*
Kenshin: Here's a tip you crazy kids! *gives 1000 to the children*
Hoji: So do you know my fortune?
Tsubame: I see a life of loneliness, it's like you are going to be the old man on the street who is boring like hell.
Hoji: Oh, I see. Here's the kid moneys.
Yahiko+Tsubame: Wow, thanks.
A FEW HOURS LATER…
Kamatari: Wow those fortune tellers are good.
Hoji: Yeah, I guess you can say that.
Eiji: C'mon Hoji-sama, just cuz you're gonna be alone doesn't mean that you should sulk now.
Hoji: Shut the !$% up you damn janitor!
Eiji: XO Does no one appreciate my work?
Cast: NO ONE!
Eiji: Aw, that's not fair.
Kamatari: C'mon Hoji, don't be down in the dumps. It's not good for you.
Hoji: Why? I'll only be lonely in the end.
Kamatari: C'mon, you've got the Juppongatana.
Hoji: -_- That doesn't reassure me at all…
Kamatari: ): Well, good bye!
Hoji: … Peace K.
Raijuta: Well that's terri-bleah!
Hoji: Are you French?
Raijuta: Oui oui! Actually 105% French.
Hoji: Wow! 105%… *sigh*
Anji: Those fortune tellers are so depressing. They told me that I'd never get my hair back. *sniffles*
Hoji: They told me I'd be lonely forever.
Raijuta: They told me I'd never lose this accent.
Hiko: They made me loose millions of bucks!
Sojiro: They gave me a good fortune.
Hoji+Raijuta: …
Sojiro: Oh boy. *gets beaten up*
Shishio: THEY TOLD ME THAT MY WOUNDS WOULD HEAL!
Hoji: Uh, Shishio-sama, isn't that a good thing?
Shishio: … No, I like my wounds.
Raijuta: Well, let's go and complain.
A FEW HOURS LATER…
Hoji: Hey! You guys! You better give a good explanation, why do our futures suck!
Yahiko: Hey! Don't blame me because your futures are bad.
Mob: Grrrr….
Tsubame: Your futures are inevitable. I cannot change your future. If you try to stop it, it will only get worse.
Shishio: WE DON'T WANNA HEAR THAT BULL!
Yahiko: Didn't we give you a good fortune?
Shishio: … I like my wounds.
Raijuta: Never mind that! LET'S KILL THEM!
Yahiko: Wait! Listen we aren't real fortune tellers. We'll give you back your money and take your frustration out on me.
Hiko: You're little kids.
Hoji: We can't take our frustration out on you. Let's go home.
Narrator: And that's how this little fiasco ends. Goodbye, and enjoy breakfast without silverware. Cause I took it all to make the ultimate robot!
Richgurl78: Ok then, don't listen to him. Review please!