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Random girl: So, do we have a deal?

Sojiro: Of course. I'm Sojiro Seta. What is your name?

Kimiko: My name is Kimiko. Hello So-chan.

Sojiro: *blushes* Hello.

Kimiko: So, here's the plan.

Yahiko: Man this is boring. I thought we were supposed to have fun.

Kaoru: Dammit Yahiko. Just relax, get tanned.

Yahiko: … Get tanned? I'm freakin tan already! Stupid ugly character.

Kaoru: What did you say? Stupid Yahiko-chan. *Yahiko twitches*

Yahiko: Foolish little monkey girl!

Kaoru: I cannot believe that you were based off of Watsuki's childhood. He must've been a real bitch.

Watsuki: *glares at Kaoru* You're gonna pay for this one day…

Kaoru: =3 I'm so awesome.

Yahiko: Of course this is self-proclaimed.

Kaoru: … Never mind…

Kenshin: Wow. I got a lot of shells. But it's so damn hot. I think I'm gonna faint. *faints*

Sojiro: * comes out in ninja costume and grabs Kenshin*

Kimiko: So-chan, by wearing ninjas clothes in the middle of the day you bring attention to yourself.

Sojiro: … You're point being?

Kimiko: If want it to make it less obvious that you were kidnapping him, you should've worn an old lady costume. Old ladies are sweet things.

Sojiro: *blinks* Okay… so, what did you want to do with Kenshin?

Kimiko: *evil eye glint* We're gonna interrogate him.

Sojiro: I'll get the "materials". Bwahahahaha…

Kimiko: Bwahahahahahahahaha…..

LIKE, A FEW HOURS LATER…

Kenshin: Uh, mmm, wait! Where am I? *light turns on*

Kimiko: *in black Tira Misu outfit* Mr. Kenshin is it?

Kenshin: Uh, yes. What am I doing here? *blushing profusely because of the outfit*

Kimiko: Ne, Kenshin-san don't blush like that. You'll get heat stroke again. *strokes his hair*

Kennshin: *practically jumps with fear* Where is this place? _

Kimiko: Just answer a few questions for us and we'll let you go.

Kenshin: I'll answer you're questions, just let me leave. :,(

Kimiko: Just tell us where we can find Eiji, and we'll let you go.

Kenshin: He's along the shore, picking up garbage. *about to pee his pants*

Kimiko: *whispers sexily* Thank you so much. Minions! Release and erase!

Goon 1: Say goodnight baby.

Goon 2: Repent and be hurt.

Goon 3: You've gotta make a choice.

A FEW MORE GOONS LATER…

Goon 4006: Erase now! Extreme erasing beam!

Goon 4007: Now release!

Kenshin: On the shore I think I see Kaoru coming.

Kaoru: Kenny! Where have you been?

Kenshin: I was collecting shells for you then, I can't remember what happened.

Kaoru: Thank God you're safe!

Kenshin: *hugs Kaoru*

Theatre: THE END.

Kaoru: Come, let's go back to the villa.

Kenshin: Yeah.

Little French director: Hey! Did you not see the words "the end?" that means that it is the movie has ended. And you people are still talking! What the hell is your problem?

Kenshin: *steps on the director* Grow a few inches before you boss me around.

Little French director: Y-yes sir…

Sanosuke: *punches the air* Dammit! This Bull doesn't even work!

Some random old dude: You must believe in yourself to accomplish this technique.

Sanosuke: Tch Disney.

Some random old dude: Try and you will succeed.

Sanosuke: It worked! Thanks old man! He's gone. I'd better go back to training.

Kimiko: So-chan, this is the moment of truth. Thanks for being such a good partner.

Sojiro: *smiles* You're welcome.

Kimiko: You will have some of the glory that I will have. I will see you. * jumps down from the rock *

Eiji: Damn, how come I'm the garbage boy?

Kimiko: ATTACK!

Eiji: AHHH!

Hiko: What's going on?

Kimiko: This boy, he is the ultimate path to power!Kenshin: Him? He's just a garbage boy!

Kimiko: Yes, but few people are born with his type of ability. He has cells inside him, and if we collect those cells, we can take over the world!

Eiji: Now where are these certain cells?

Kimiko: They're somewhere in his blood stream. We don't know exactly but it's somewhere.

Eiji: Wait! I'm not going to be an experiment for you. So I'm not leaving!

Kimiko: I guess I have no choice. I have to take you by force.

Hoji: Yeah, we may not like him but he cleans up our garbage well!

Kaoru: Yeah. So you're gonna have to get through us to get him.

Eiji: Thanks guys. *sniffles*

Yugi: *nods*

Cast: *blinks*

Hiko: If you want the garbage boy, you're gonna have to go through us.

Kimiko: You know, if you give me the child, I'll give you a ton of money and power.

Cast: Ok you can have him.

Kimiko: Thank you.

Eiji: Thanks guys…

Cast: Goodbye Eiji-kun!

Eiji: WOW! They called me Eiji-kun! I'm so happy!

Kimiko: Wow, this kid must get no respect…

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