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Kenshin: Wow! We're gonna be rich!
Anji: Yes, but we had to sacrifice a comrade to get that.
Shishio: Who cares? He was just a garbage boy.
Kenshin: Wait. His name is Eiji right?
Cast: Yeah…
Kenshin: He's one of those characters who was in that village that Shishio takes over. So that means…
Saito: He's not that much of a useless character!
Cast: … WAIT A SECOND! COME BACK!
Kimiko: Boy! Walk faster!
Eiji: So, where are you taking me?
Kimiko: To my base of operations.
Eiji: Is it much farther?
Kimiko: *puts in headphones* Happy place, happy place! * singing very off key…*
Eiji: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Did we arrive? * asking questions similar to Are we there yet*
Kimiko: SHUT UP! DAMN! I CAN'T GET A LITTLE BIT OF QUIET!
Eiji: What a mean lady.
Kimiko: We are here. So-chan, open the gate.
Goon 5: Come here is the experiment place. Sit here boy. Have some candy.
Eiji: Wow thanks.
Kimiko: I'll leave it all to you.
DEEP IN THE HEART OF THE PALACE, PLACE, BASE OF OPERATIONS…THING -_- DAMMIT!
Kimiko: We are gonna have to go and get that needle. So-chan, tell them to get the 3.4 liquid.
Sojiro: Right. Kimiko-san, listen, why do you want the world so badly?
Kimiko: Because, I'm tired of this world not being in peace.
Sojiro: Then, why don't we run away together? We'll be fine.
Kimmiko: I'll just go with taking the world.
Sojiro: I see. Ok, I'm off then.
Kimiko: Poor kid…
Kenshin: Alright , Hoji, have you contacted Sanosuke?
Hoji: Yes sir.
Kenshin: Ok, now Ninjas you infiltrate security and when you're don, you shout out Team Kenshin. Fillers, you surround the base. Fillers who don't seem useless but are, Juppongatana and Kenshin-gumi attack. Understood?
Cast: Yes sir!
Sanosuke: Did anyone call me?
Kenshin: Sanosuke! Welcome back.
Sanosuke: have a new attack that'll make you pee yourself. Let's move out.
AT THE BASE OF OPERATIONS…
Goon 4567890: Everyone! there is an infiltration is processing. Everyone, get to your positions.
Sojiro: Shall I go my Kimiko-san?
Kimiko: Yes.
Sojiro: I'll be leaving then.
Misao: Take a can of whoopass! Hiyaaa!
Aoshi: Good job Misao! *kisses*
Okina: DAMMIT AOSHI! THIS NO TIME TO BE KISSING MISAO! GET YOUR PRETTY BOY ASS OUT HERE AND FIGHT!
Aoshi: This is coming from a man who doesn't have his pant's on.
Okina: *blushes*
Kenshin: Allright, Ninja's, got to the gate of wishes and dreams.
Sojiro: You have to go through me first.
Okina: Hm? Sojiro?
Aoshi: *walks towards Sojiro and literally, literally goes through Sojiro*
Sojiro: Hey come here and fight!
Aoshi: Fine, scatter, Senbonzakura.
Sojiro: WTF! *bleeds everywhere*
Kenshin: Aoshi, is there any trouble?
Aoshi: It's ok, just a little squabble.
Kenshin: I trust you to handle this. Sanosuke, you go to the center of the this base and take the Captain.
Sanosuke: Right.
Kenshin: I'll follow later.
Sanosuke: Kickass kick! *kicks down guards* Hey! Boss! Get out here! Fight me!
Kimiko: Dammit! No need to be so loud!
Sanosuke: Where's the boss?
Kimiko: Whadda want?
Sanosuke: Fine. Kenshin, what does the boss look like?
Kenshin: From the Oniwabanshu, it's a young girl with green hair and light red has average sized boobs. Just F.Y.I.
Sanosuke: She wears a white and blue dress right?
Kenshin: Yeah.
Sanosuke: Alright let's fight.
Kimiko: You don't have to tell me twice.*lunges forward*
Sanosuke: Of all that's good, of all that's pure, of all that's shows righteousness, lend me your power. Kill! Blast from the sky! *boom*
Kimiko: Damn, that hurt!
Sanosuke: Listen I know what the chemical is, and everyone has it. It's…
Kenshin: I'm here! Sanosuke did you get injured?
Sanosuke: Kenshin, let's have everyone pull back. This is a waste of time.
Kenshin: But, she's trying to freakin' take the world.
Sanosuke: Yes but the chemical she needs is hemoglobin. And everyone has that.
Kimiko: What?
Sanosuke: Yup. It's what makes your blood red.
Kimiko: :I Oh well, this sucks…
ON THE SHORE OF THE BEACH…
Kimiko: Well, I guess I gotta go. I guess this is goodbye.
Sojiro: No it's not. You wanna run away together?
Kimiko: Sure. *goes away with Sojiro*
Kenshin: Hey Kaoru, I wanted to ask you this before.
Kaoru: Yeah what is it Kenny?
Kenshin: You love me right?
Kaoru: Yes.
Kenshin: Will you marry me?
Cast: Awww…
Kaoru: Yes of course!
Sanosuke: We have fireworks and stereo. Let's finish this!
Director: Yes! Caught that all on film! We're gonna have some special features.
Cast: …
Sanosuke: Kill him!
Narrator: And this ends Rurouni Kenshin: Behind the scenes, Sojiro finds love, Kaoru and Kenshin are getting married, and the director is gonna die. Good bye!
Richgurl78: I know some of you maybe sad, so I'm gonna tell you the next story that I'm planning. Kenshin is a warrior that stumbles upon Kaoru and have cool, adventures. JA NE!
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