Tommy was based on my cat (RIP)and his son Shadow is very spoiled
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Over the past few days Shego had tried to get in but every time someone came in they had a big dog with them making it dangerous to get in that way. Shego also cursed whoever invented back to back doors to make it extra difficult for the break out put I mean it is as if people didn't want them to leave.
Kim also tried very hard not to get herself adopted by hissing and making herself look as dangerous as she could when people walked by. Her plan was to see Butters get adopted before she left but it didn't look too promising. All it took was parents to see him and automatically think he was diseased or just too disfigured to love.
Mary tried very hard too when it came to Butters by explaining the story but the parent's wanted a "simple" pet. In the end Mary would just walk away from the adults muttering "ignorant assholes" or "nobody's perfect." The Veterinarian also seemed to be having trouble having her golden rule of never euthanizing an animal at her shelter. There were just too many animals and not enough space but as long as she could juggle the space and money she would. That is until a fire broke out in an apartment building. The animals that survived and didn't have too many injuries were sent to her shelter which caused a bigger problem.
"No you don't understand," Mary said trying not to raise her voice. Some worker for the city had just told Mary that due to budget cuts Mary was basically on her own to keep the shelter alive.
"I'm pretty sure you'd have more space if you would just euthanize some of the animals," Said the voice from the other line.
"Ya'll say euthanize but this ain't no different than murder!" Mary screamed.
"Ma'am calm down now I know you have the supply so just use it on the animals that no one wants."
"Fuck you and I ain't no Ma'am you stupid pinhead," Mary said before she heard the dial tone. Her only assistant, Kim's abductor, had heard everything. He really didn't like his job because frankly he hated animals. The only reason why he had this job was simply because he's a high school drop-out. Yet now it seemed that he was going to enjoy seeing the light going out of these whiny little pests. He had already one little feline that seemed to make his life a living hell.
Kim.
There was a time that she hissed at him when he tried to clean the cage, and another time he was forced to show her off to the people even though they see that she looks violent. There was even that one time she almost bit him when he called her a stupid cat. It was as if she understood him.
"Hey Malcolm," Mary said, "I'm gonna take a lunch break take care of the shelter while I'm away."
Now was his chance! He could kill that cat before Mary would even know it, then he'd get rid of the body and tell his boss that she got adopted. It was foolproof.
Once Mary was out the door he had put on his safety gloves for what he was about to do. He passed Kim's cage and gave her a malicious smile when she started to yowl with anger.
"You won't be my problem anymore little pest. In a couple of minutes you're gonna be one dead cat," he said laughing. Kim gasped at his plan to kill her and quickly started to call Shego for help once he had left.
"Shego! Shego you have to get me out! He's going to kill me," Kim cried. Shego came at the window but couldn't believe what she heard. Shego's thinking went into overdrive as she tried to think of a plan. The thief saw the Veterinarian about to get into her car when a plan hatched. She ran as fast as she could, knowing there wasn't much time left.
Malcolm had entered again this time holding a tray of medical utensils. The other animals started to go into a frenzy when they saw what was happening.
"Shego!" Kim cried out. She saw the glove coming for her and she tried to bite and dodge it. Where's Shego? Why would she leave me after all this? Kim thought bitterly.
"Gotcha," snickered Malcolm. As much as the petite cat struggled it was no use. He pinned the animal down and used his teeth to open the syringe. He probably should have already had the needle ready but he didn't think through everything. As he struggled to keep the animal in place and also filling the syringe he didn't hear the sound of the door opening. He was going to enjoy this as he saw the fear in the cat's eyes.
He was about to inject when he felt sudden pain in his leg. He gave a howl of pain and look to see a pair of angry green eyes staring back at him. It was a freaking green cat! Before he could do anything she climbed up his leg with its sharp claws and bite him right…where it makes men sing falsetto.
"Oh Jesus and Mary get it off!" He screamed. All that distraction made him let go and Kim was able to slip away from his deadly clutches. Kim couldn't believe that Shego had once again made it through for her and was about to give thank her until she saw Malcolm kick the air out of Shego.
Just when Malcolm was about to give the mutated cat another good kick he heard a sound behind him that reminded him of a-
"Give me one reason why I shouldn't blast out your brains," threatened Mary. Malcolm couldn't believe that his own boss was pointing a shotgun right at his head. This woman was nuts!
"Because it would be murder," he said before soiling himself.
"Nah I'd just explain to the cops that I had a right to defend these animals from a dumbass who has clearly lost his marbles."
Mary couldn't believe her own employee would do something like this. To think, she was just about to get into her car when a green cat had jumped on her shoulder. It kept meowing and rubbing itself against her as if trying to tell her something. And then Mary heard the animals go crazy and checked to see what had happened. She didn't care that the cat had follow her inside but she did care about what Malcolm was about to do. So she grabbed her gun that her dad had bought for her to "protect herself or scare the shit out of people who gave her any trouble." Now she finally had found it was good for something.
"Get the hell out! You are so fired," Mary yelled. The former employee didn't have to be told twice as he left without anything but his soiled pants.
Mary gave out a big sigh before lowering her weapon. She gave a gentle smile to the newcomer that seemed to be friends with…frankly all the work she had done she forgot to name the Tabby.
"That's the last time I'm hiring a guy," she said to both cats. She chuckled when it look like they gave her a nod of approval. Something told her these cats were special and she did have room for at least two more cats at her house until someone claims them or adopted them. She went to go get a carrier leaving Kim and Shego to talk to themselves.
"Thank you Shego," Kim said rubbing herself against Shego. Shego couldn't help but blush as Kim was so close to her, it was kind of nice. She snapped out of it before she got used to the feeling.
"Come on," Shego said," Let's get out of here before-"
Too late Mary had them both in a carrier before they had a chance to escape.
Great just Great! Shego thought banging her head against the wall. Throughout the whole ride trip Shego complained about how this could get any worse but Kim was happy she wasn't alone. For some reason Shego had made her feel safe and happy even when she was complaining about things. In fact, she looked cute when she was angry.
Mary had opened the carrier once she had secured the premises so the cats wouldn't get out.
"Look here your new casa!" Mary said. It was then she had realized that she hadn't named either one of them.
"Hmmmmm I haven't named you guys, have I?" Mary said thinking very hard. First she would get started on the cat she knew the longest.
"You got to be kidding me?" Shego said. This was so humiliating!
"Relax Shego before she calls you grumpy," said Kim. Shego just glared at her causing Kim to giggle.
"Swear the minute she does, she's gonna have to watch her back at night." Shego threatened.
"Let's see…Peaches? Ginger? Cinnamon?" All those earned a mean face from Kim and giggles from Shego. I am a cat, not food, thought Kim. Mary went on trying at least a hundred different names but all of them didn't seem to fit the cat until…
"Oh, I never noticed the shape of your face-" Mary said picking up Kim. It was sort of round and it reminded her of a certain vegetable.
"Oh man if she calls you what I think she's gonna call you-"Shego started.
"Pumpkin! That's it!" Mary said joyfully. Kim couldn't believe that she got stuck with the same nickname Shego used. Well at least it wasn't Princess.
"And for you, "Mary said staring at Shego now, "Hmmm Green Goblin? Green lantern. No. Hulk? Nah."
If she keeps on going with these GUY comic book names I'm gonna-
"The incredible ahhh" Mary screamed as Shego tried to scratch her but had missed. "Jesus you don't have to get nasty about it." There was something about this cat that seemed to be a trouble maker but at the same time care for Pumpkin, just Pumpkin.
"Oh I got it! Ivy like the eco-terrorist Poison Ivy. How awesome am I that I have a cat named after one of the greatest and hottest villains," Mary said.
You're more of an idiot to me, Shego thought but accepted the name none the less.
"Okay, now time for a baa-ath," Mary sang.
Oh boy.
Later on
"Aww just one bite," Mary begged, "Ya'll are lucky that my other cats aren't here or they would have ate all the treats by now." Her parents had offered to take care of Mary's cats until the vet was completely sure that Kim and Shego were friendly enough.
She tried to feed the cats but neither would try to taste the cat treats she had gotten them. You see before Shego had scavenged food for herself and Kim to eat. Then all Kim had to do was spill her kibbles or give it to Butters who loved the hard food.
No please, Kim thought politely.
"Pleaseeeee," Mary begged. She had already given up on Shego who looked ready to claw her face when she saw an opening. Shego had only opened her mouth to yawn but was surprise when Mary had shoved the treats in her mouth. Kim couldn't help but laugh at the sight of Shego spitting and gagging out the treat. It was too funny.
"Well now that you gals are squeaky clean and somewhat fed Angel will be coming by shortly. She just needs to get off from work…Oh did I tell you guys she's a doctor?" Mary said excitedly. Shego just gave a "I don't care look" while Kim wagged her tail.
Ding-Dong
Mary had stopped feeding time to see who that was at the door. Kim and Shego were also curious to see the visitor. They snuck a peek to see a girl about the same age as Mary come through the door. What they didn't expect to see was the visitor giving Mary a kiss on the mouth.
Kim gave out an eeekk and darted back in the other room blushing like hell. Shego didn't see what the big deal was about.
"What's a matter Kim? Never seen two girls give each other a friendly hello," teased Shego. Kim just blushed even harder as she tried to think of a good comeback. Truth be told, she had never seen two girls kiss in front of her, yes she's heard about it but this was the first time seeing it in action.
"Like you've ever done it," accused Kim. But Shego wasn't about to lose this fight.
"As a matter a fact I have," Shego shot back. Kim felt a hint of jealousy at the girl who was able to kiss Shego. The thought surprised her and made her angry for feeling this way so she left Shego to gloat. The former thief was surprise at Kim's reaction and didn't expect to feel this crappy for being the winner.
"Wait Kim," Shego said running after the red head. "I'm sorry I shouldn't have teased you about that and I was being a jerk."
Kim felt touched that Shego would even apologize to her. Where was the Shego that couldn't care less that her date had melted at prom?
"Who says jerk anymore?" Kim said trying to lighten up the environment. "Who are you, Hannah Montana?"
Shego just tackled her for the insult and the two were play fighting for once without a care in the world.
They ended the day knocked out after the long day.
"So where exactly has Mary taken us?" Kim said searching for any clues. Both Shego and Kim had decided to stay in Mary's abode until they knew exactly where they were and where Rina's house was. The best part was that they were somewhere safe and with air conditioner and a big plasma T.V. The downside was that they already had collars with their names engraved on it.
"You find anything yet Shego?"
No response
"Shego?"
Again no response. Kim went to search where the green cat was only to find her flipping through the channels and draped over the couch.
"Shego!" Kim yelled. God sometimes Kim felt that Shego didn't care about the situation they are in.
"What?"
"We are supposed to be looking for anything that tells us where we are."
"Yea…and?"
"And here I am looking and you're watching TV!"
"Well I felt that I deserve a reward for finding a map."
"You found a map! Then why didn't you tell me you found something," Kim said irked.
"You didn't ask." Shego said giving Kim a smirk. Kim just gave a exasperated sigh and examined the map. Shego had already written on it indicating where Rina's house was and the distance and everything.
"That means," Kim was calculating the distance and how long it would take them, "We'd be there in three hours and be changed all in one day!"
I know and then we'll go back to being enemies Shego thought. The realization didn't feel so good but it seemed that it only bothered her because Kim looked so ecstatic. Shego didn't want to bring Kim down by her attitude so she quietly went into another room to think about these indescribable feelings.
Yes, Kim was excited to be turned into humans and see her family so why did her heart feel so heavy? The red head had look around to find out that she was alone. Guess I was annoying Shego, Kim assumed.
