"I'm home." Sid yelled as he walked up the stairs to his apartment on the top floor.
A young Latino girl opened her door on the second to the top floor and said, "Sid, come on in dinner's almost ready."
"All right, Valentine. I'll be down in a minute." Sid said as he continued to walk up the stairs. Sid opened the door to his apartment and took off his work shirt and grabbed an Aqua Teen Hunger Force shirt from his dresser and headed back down the stairs with the shirt over his shoulder.
"Wow, your looking fine. Are we looking to get some to night?" Valentine said as Sid walked into the apartment.
"Keep dreaming." Sid said. "If I do it with a woman, I want a real woman. Not a boy pretending to be one, Valentin." Sid opened the fridge and took out a sprite.
"I'm all woman now baby." Valentine said. "Do you want to feel my boobies? They feel just like the real thing."
"Whatever. I'm tired. Just get me my dinner." Sid said and sat down at the table.
"Did you have a bad day at work?" Valentine asked wrapping her arms around Sid.
"No, I got a twenty dollar tip." Sid said.
"Than why are you being an ass to me?" Valentine asked.
"I don't know. I just… I almost ran out of money today because I would have to pay for a late order myself and when I almost ran out of money that made me think of Tony." Sid said.
"Don't think of Tony." Valentine said. "Tony is our past. We should just forget all about Tony and the things that he made us do."
"Yeah, you're right." Sid said. Sid turned his head to the side and kissed Valentine on the lips. She was still in shock when he said, "If you're supposed to be my unofficial wife, where's my dinner?"
After dinner Sid lay down on the couch and turned on the T.V. while Valentine did the dishes. "How long you staying over to night?" Valentine called as she scrubbed mashed potatoes out of a pan.
"Till one," Sid said. "InuYasha's on tonight."
"Sid, InuYasha is on every night." Valentine said.
"That's why I'm here every night." Sid said.
Valentine shook her head. When she finished the dishes she walked into the living room and lay on Sid. "Sid, how much do you love me?"
"I love you a lot." Sid said running his hands through her long hair. "I saved you from Tony and his thugs didn't I."
"But, will you ever see me as more than a little brother or sister?" Valentine asked looking into Sid's eyes.
"No, you're too special of a friend for me to lose if I broke your heart." Sid said. "That's why I'll never date you. Fuck you every once in a while, yes. But never date you."
Valentine sighed. "You're such a man. All you can think about is food and sex."
Sid shut his eyes. And thought back to when he first met Valentine. She was still Valentin back then and he was a prostitute for Sid's friend Tony.
Tony had called Sid and said he had this sweet deal, where he had both guys and girls working for him. Now this was before Sid was the gentlemen he is today and he was willing to sell people to get money, so he agreed. But when Sid met his friend Tony with one of Tony's favorites' Valentin, Sid changed songs faster than you could blink.
So Sid went and talked to Valentin and found out that Valentin was only good to Tony as a man because Tony had plenty of female prostitutes (in fact, almost too many) and almost no male prostitutes. Valentin told Sid that when he wasn't around Tony he would dress in drag hoping one of Tony's pals would see him and tell Tony that way Tony would drop Valentin. Valentin also told Sid that he was saving money for a sex change operation that way he could become a woman and finally get away from Tony for good.
So, to help him, Sid gave Valentin all the money that he got from Tony and Sid even started prostituting himself. He stole all of Valentin's costumers and made even more money. And when there was finally enough money for the operation Sid went with Valentin to the hospital and waited the eight hours for he to become a she.
Of course when Tony found this out he was pissed. He was especially pissed at Sid for helping Valentin so while Sid was waiting for Valentin's surgery to get over with Tony and some of his toughest thugs went and beat the shit out of Sid. So when Valentin came to Sid was all black and blue.
So both Sid and Valentin left Tony. Sid found an apartment close to the Dominoes where he was going to work and Valentine found Sid. She never left him. She made his meals for him every night and let him come over to her apartment to watch his stupid adult swim shows because Sid didn't have cable. To say the least they took care of each other.
"Sid wake up. InuYasha is on."
"Huh?"