Ohmigod I'm so sorry! I was so busy! I couldn't update! I will update more I promise…

But speaking of things… It's my birthday! (Well it was a few days ago.) Do I get a happy birthday? It's just my 3 month old baby cousin has been in town, and I am like obsessed with babies. Enough excuses!

Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight.

Oh, by the way! I'm gonna say it now, before I get flamers. Bella here is completely different, but if you're reading this, you know why. If you don't like it, don't read it! Okay? Oh, and so is Edward. But I just liked him better this way.

On with the show!

Edward's POV (Hahaha)

Why again did I choose to become a high school teacher?

Oh right. Because I'm an idiot. I got my degree and then saw an opening as a long term sub! I was thinking, 'Oh what a great opportunity! I should go for it!' Ha ha on me. I walked into the school immediately started dreading it.

Now, here I am, standing in front of the class room. I heard the principal talking about me. Well, I guess I should come in now. "Hello class, my name is Mr. Cullen." I looked around the room and saw a familiar face.

Fuck me.

Bella! Why is Bella here? I thought she was in college! This is a senior class, meaning she's eighteen… or seventeen. Oh no. If she's seventeen, then it's illegal for me to… Oh no! This is not good. I started hyperventilating. I took one more look at her face and I saw she was also freaking out.

I looked at my watch and realized a few minutes had gone by while I was zoned out. "Well, good luck, Mr Cullen. Good-bye." The principal said, leaving quietly.

"Um, okay class, let's take attendance." They all just looked bored. I sighed. Well, they are in high school.

"…Sarah Ritton?" By the 2nd name I was bored. Now, more than halfway through, I was ready to die. Being in a high school classroom made me feel like I was still in high school. And the fact that Bella was here just made it worse. But, the weirdest thing was, I didn't see an Anabella Funk on here…Huh.

"Here." I heard muttered from who I figured was Sarah Ritton.

"Isabella Swan?"

"Here." I heard faintly.

"Could speak up, Ms. Swan?" I had no idea where the voice was coming from.

"HERE, Mr. Cullen." She said forcefully, and I looked up to see Bella holding her hand up high. Wait a minute…That can't be right! But… Isabella Swan…Anabella Funk…IsaBELLA…AnaBELLA… Oh! She made up the name! Well, I guess I was stupid for believing her. I mean, who's name is Anabella Funk?

"No need for the attitude, Ms. Swan." She glared at me. But at this point, I really don't think it could get any worse. "But just for that, I'll need to speak to you after class." I said, looking pointedly at her.

"Why?" She said back fierce fully, with a fire in her eyes. Oh, great.

I just smirked and turned away. "Victoria Taylor?" From the corner of my eye I saw Bella scowl at me.

"Here, Mr. Cullen." Victoria purred at me. Hmm… This could be fun. Operation Make Bella Jealous Slash Wish She'd Never Met Me… Hmm…

"James Varley?"

"Here." James glared at me, then turned to Victoria and winked. Oh, joy. She has a boyfriend. Hm… Maybe Operation MBJSWSNMM isn't such a good idea…

Before I knew it class was over. "…Just be careful, Bells, you know I worry about you." A that, according to the list, was named Emmet McCarty, said to Bella. Oh, no. Is he her boyfriend? That just makes this situation that much more pleasant. "I mean, you already have to deal with Charlie, you shouldn't get in trouble on the first day with a sub. Please, for me, Bells, stay out of trouble! Or at least try…" He was begging. Ha.

Wait… Who's Charlie? Huh. "It's okay, Em, I'll be fine. Okay?" He nodded sulkily. "Good boy. Buh-bye, now." Emmet scurried off. I laughed internally.

"So who's Charlie?" I said, and Bella jumped.

"No one." I closed the door, and leaned close.

"Are you sure?" I whispered.

"Fine! I hate you. He's my dad. He's hated me since my mom left!" She almost yelled at me. Ha! Way to get a girl flustered. Wait a minute… Her mom left her?

"Yes, she left us. Okay? It doesn't mean anything. She just said she didn't want to be tied down. Personally I think she found a boyfriend and ran of with him. It's not a big deal, okay?" She ranted at me. Whoops, guess I spoke out loud. " You know, Edward, you're an asshole."

"Excuse me! I didn't say anything! You're the one who lied! I told you the absolute truth, Isabella! I said nothing but the truth!" She looked down. "I have just one question though…"

"What?" She said sharply.

"Where'd you get the name Anabella Funk?" She smacked my arm. "Ow! What was that for?"

"You sound like Emmet." She said simply, and shrugged.

"I thought you liked Emmet! I mean, isn't he your boyfriend?" She smacked me again. "Ow! What was that one for?"

"For thinking Emmet was my boyfriend!" She started laughing, and I just stared at her. This girl was insane! "He's like my brother, Edward. The brother I almost had." She looked down when she said that. Whoa, personal life alert. "Again, asshole." Whoops, must've spoken aloud again. "Ya think?" I really need to stop doing that…

"What do you mean, Bella?" I said softly. "Almost?"

"It's nothing. Just forget it. God, I hate you. Bye." She walked out and slammed the door. Jeez.

What did she mean? The brother she 'almost had?'

There's something going on that's not good. Something horrible. Something that's the real cause for her mom to leave.

And I will find out.

Bella's POV (Don't worry, I won't end it there.)

I'm so stupid. I was this close to telling Edward about Joshie.

Okay. I haven't been completely honest about the reason my mom left. She left because…Well, I had a brother. His name was Josh. But, being 4 at the time, I called him Joshie. He was my favorite thing in the world. I loved him so much.

And then…Well, I don't actually know. Mom left the note 3 months after he was born. We don't know if he died in his sleep and Mom was so depressed she just left…

My theory? I've never told anyone.

She found out Joshie's dad wasn't Charlie. I know now that she had a boyfriend. I mean she was always gone and I'm pretty sure she ignored Charlie whenever I wasn't around. So, I think she found out she had a chance to have a different life, and left.

And something I will never ever tell anyone?

After I graduate I plan to find him. Joshie. That's my dream. Nothing will ever stop me.

The next morning I woke up and ran straight to the bathroom to puke. Actually I've been doing that a lot lately. Maybe I have the flu or something.

As I left the house I didn't hear Charlie. Huh. Weird. That never happens.

Yesterday was so weird. My mood was all over the place, and to tell you the truth, I went and cried after I left. My hormones are all worked up. I'm probably about to have my period or…Wait a sec.

When was the last time I had it? 28, 29…42.. Oh no. I am two weeks late. Whatever. I'm probably just stressed.

I'll just call Alice and Rose. Ring, ring… "Hello?"

"Alice! Hang on I need to connect Rise." Ring, Ring…

"Hello?"

"Alice! Rose! Okay, my period is like two weeks late, so I've decided since I'm so stressed (obviously that's why I'm late) we are taking the day of school! And I have something really important to tell you." Whoa. Where did that come from? Am I telling them about Josh or Edward? I need to tell them something… Edward. I mean, Emmet probably told them about school yesterday and… "I-I just n-need to t-talk!" I started sobbing. "I threw u-up this m-morning and I'm j-just so stressed!"

"Um, okay, Bella. Are you going to tell us what the thing that Emmet told us about yesterday?" Rose asked.

"Y-Yeah. And more."

"Aw, Bells. Meet us at McDonald's in 20."

Two hours later Alice and Rose knew everything about Edward and what we did. "Um, Bells, I have something to say and don't get upset, okay?" Alice said nervously. I nodded. "Ahev you thought that you could be… pregnant?"

And that's it! Yay!

Okay, I know my writing in this story sucks but just go with it. My fingers are in a rush and I don't edit because it's hard for me to get out an update as it is.

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