Chapter 4: Art class! I'm drawing that takoyaki!

-Rima's POV-

First I almost amit I lo-lik-don't hate. Fujisaki. And then a random green headed guy jumped out of nowhere and said he's my teacher!

"Who's this?" I ask Ren, who is still being hugged by the 'new teacher'. "Your boyfriend?" I grinned.

"NO!" She pushed him away and kicked him in the chest. He almost landed on the flower beds! Good thing he didn't... "He's my brother!"

-Ren's POV-

"Your what?" o_O

"My brother." I repeated. "And I want to know why he didn't land on the flower beds. Or I'm going to make him pay!"

"Jeez, Ren. Why did you start liking flowers so much?"

"It's not the flower, bush top!" I pointed to two black kittens playing with a ladybug on a daisy, they run off chasing each other when the bug took off.

"Pu- nekozuki~"

... *smack*

"What are you here anyway?"

"I told you, I'm your new teacher."

"I thought you left last night!"

"Are you chasing me away?"

"No! I-"

"If you are I'm not leaving."

"I already told you I'm not!"

"Oh good."

"If you two don't mind," said Rima. "We're going to be late!"

"Oh, you're right! You!" I grabbed Tusbasa's arm and dragged him towards middle school. "First lesson is art, you're teaching that right?"

After running for minutes which seems like hours to Rima, we're finally at the classroom door. Yes!

"Why were we running?" Tusbasa leaned on the wall, yawning.

"Because we're late, bush top!"

"Oh please, I can get you away with a teacher's permit~"

*punch*

I slide open the door and went to my seat next to Nagi and a girl named Kanami. That flirt was moved to the back of the class with two rows of guys. Ha!

5 minutes has passes and Tusbasa hasn't entered the class room. I got pissed and pulled open the door which also leads me to accidently hitting my brother's face. Oh...

"What?"

"Sorry?"

"Oh. Why are you not in class?"

"I am in class! And I should be asking you that!"

I realize too late that I was close to yelling. I can see people peeking from the door/window and whispers from inside, like, 'Who's that?', 'He's hot!', 'Why is Nade-chan yelling?', 'Baka! It's Ren-chan!', 'Don't tell me she's her boyfriend!', 'What? No!' and so on. I'm getting more pissed. I lead(dragged and pushed) him into the class room and took my seat. Hands on my chin and my eyes twitching.

"Are you ok?" Asked Nagi and Kanami in union.

"Fine."

"Hello class! I'm your new art and sport teacher! My name is- OH HEY REN! Anyway, my name is- ONIGIRI!" I can sense them... those weird glaze staring at me, I closed my eyes... Tusbasa, you're an idiot! I opened my eyes to see him eating an onigiri that he got from one of the student's bento. After he's done he wrote something on the blackboard. I gasped, and I saw the rest of the guardians do the same.

'Draw your favorite food,'

Nothing wrong with that, no problem. But this has one;

'And your chara if you have one, and make them do ballet in pink tutus.

"Onigiri-sensei?" I heard one of the girl say, Onigiri-sensei? Fits him so well... "What does the last line mean?"

"Hai? Didn't I tell you my name? And never mind that."

He erased it.

"You said it's onigiri!"

"Tsk, tsk. My name is Tusbasa. Not onirigi. But I would allow you to call me that if I can have another onigiri."

"Deal!" cried almost half of the class.

"This teacher is wired..." Kanami whispered to me. I nodded. If they found out he's my brother...

"AH! IMOTO-CHANNNN! *bear hugs*" I'm doomed. -headdesk-

*time skipped, after class*

"Jane, minna!"

Tusbasa run out of class with an onigiri in his mouth. It's his 10th or 13th! Everyone been staring at me with weird faces.

"You never told us you had a brother!"

"Why isn't his hair purple?"

"Hey, Kazuki! Your brother is the best!"

"Just-"

"Kazuki!" Saved! Kuukai was at the door with Nagi, Rima, Amu and Tadase, I wasted no time running out and drag them away from the class room.

"Oi, Kazuki! Remind me to test that training I did with Hinamori on you." Kuukai grinned and put his hands on his hip.

"Training?" I asked, what training?

"Anyway, your brother..."

"I know! He's weird!"

"No, I mean he can see charas?"

"Damn right I can!" He hangs upside down on a tree eating a banana. Hayate and Ichigo floated next to him, both eating a tiny onirigi.

"What are you? A monkey?"

"You do this too." He rolled his eyes.

"When did you ever saw me eating a banana while having a basket of banana peels next me?"

"Are you Kazuki's brother?" Kuukai asked.

"We have the same last name. We're from the same parents. And we live together."

"I'll take that as a yes!"

"Yeah… Hey! What do you mean 'Live together'? You moving in?" I tried my best to hide the 'Onii-chan is coming back, yay!' face.

"Yeah, why? I won't take your space... only half of the house."

"No! We share the house!"

"Can I have the bigger room?"

"No! Because I'm using it as a study!"

"Translation: No! Because I'm using it as a room to play online games and draw mangas. AKA my room." He said with a toothy grin.

-Yaya's POV-

Sugoii! Ren-chi's brother is so cool!

"Kairi! Why can't you be cool like tusbasa-chi?"

"Yaya-san..."

"Yaya told Kairi to call Yaya Yaya!"

-End of Chapter 4-

They continue arguing for the rest of the day and skipped classes. But the teacher let them go because Tusbasa lied about borrowing them for 'work'. And Ren hit Tusbasa a few more time before chasing home with a katana strapped to her back.