Love Makes You Do the Wacky
(RATED M; Q/P/R/F, P/R)
CHAPTER XI- Lunch and a Slushie
On Thursday, Rachel sat down at the enjoined table next to Puck with the other Glee clubbers in tow of her and the other football players in tow of Puck. Glee Club used to sit on the opposite end of the lunch room, but Rachel, being the ambassador she is, convinced them to move to the table next to the jocks so she could spend time with Puck; although she used the excuse "so all of the Glee Club can spend lunch together, whether they be on the Cheerios, Football Team, Jazz Band, Musical Theater, Choir, etcetera." Although, the only problem was that the table that the table they desired was already taken, and when Rachel kindly asked them to "please vacate the table", the Art Club laughed in her face. It took Puck, being the intimidating football player that he is, to tell them to "move" and they scattered like roaches.
Rachel and Puck ate their lunches, totally blocked off from the world outside their bubble. They whispered sweet nothings into each other's ears and gave each other bites of their food. The rest of the club giggled and rolled their eyes at their barf-worthy cuteness, but Puckelberry (as Kurt and Mercedes had made them known around the school) paid them no mind. That was until… it happened.
The cold avalanche of blue slush rained down on him, making him jump up from the table in outrage as he grabbed the boy who threw the slushie at him. He turned Karofsky around and slammed him down onto the table between Rachel and Kurt. He pulled back his fist when he felt something grab his elbow to stop him. He looked back and saw Rachel clutching it and shaking her head. He dropped his fist and instead grabbed Karofsky's shirt, pulling him upright.
"Apologize," Puck said gruffly. Karofsky did as he was told but Puck still didn't let up. "Now give Kurt some money to buy a new lunch since you made me ruin his." Karofsky, again, did as told. "Good. Now if you ever come within ten feet of anyone in Glee Club ever again, you'll wish that Rachel was there to stop me."
Rachel pushed Puck aside, "David," she said in a calm voice, "please, disregard the last of what Noah said, because if you ever come within ten feet of the Glee Club I will personally cut off your testicles with a pair of pliers." Rachel finished with one of her thousand-watt smiles. She left everyone surrounding with eyebrows lifted to their hairlines and Karofsky with an expression that could only mean Oh SHIT! Before Rachel grabbed Puck's hand and stormed off Rachel Berry style, she held up her middle finger and said "Fuck you, Asshole."
The entire lunch room roared with laughter, Karofsky fell as he scrabbled away in shame with his tail between his legs, and Puck kissed her cheek, whispering "I have the best girlfriend ever."
"Don't get used to it, Noah Puckerman. You're a terrible influence on me." Rachel said as she pulled him into the nearest bathroom. She didn't bother to check which gender it belonged to.
Okay, so you guys, I've been on this writing kick and I think I may actually get finished... hopefully today...?
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