Ch 2 dialogue

Jade- Hey,babe, I've been meaning to talk to you.

Beck- About…

Jade- our relationship.

Beck- huh?

Jade- no, I don't want to break up.

Beck- why would I think that? It wasn't like it sounded like you were leading up to that…

Jade- anyway… our relationship needs some… understanding.

Beck- ugh. What do I have to do?

Jade- spend more time with Tori.

Beck- *cough* What? You want me to spend more time with her? Tori? The girl you hate?

Jade-I never said I hated her. Just that I don't like her.

Beck- but you never want me to spend time with other girls. Why now?

Jade- you need to be more sensitive. More in-touch with how girls think. Tori is so open and annoyingly talkative. I figured she'd be best to train you.

Beck- ok. Whatever. As long as you are happy.

Jade- good. See you later.

(they kiss and Jade walks away leaving Beck very confused)

(Tori walks by humming indecipherably. Beck steps in front of her)

Tori- oh! Hello!

Beck- I, um, need to tell you something?

Tori- (mimicking Beck) ok?

Beck- Jade…

Tori- your girlfriend

Beck-yes. Um… she said…

Tori- for you to never talk to me or any other girl ever again?

Beck- n-no?

Tori-then what, pray tell, did she say?

Beck- she said for me to spend more time with you? Something about feminine touchiness?

Tori- oh-kay?

Beck- yeah…

Tori- well, right now I am walking to Sikowitz. Care to join me?

Beck- I suppose…

(they walk away and Tori starts humming again, Beck looking as confused as ever)