Okay. This chapter is M-RATED, don't read if you don't want to...

A friendly warning from,

0.0 Sigma

Love Makes You Do the Wacky

(RATED M; Q/P/R/F, P/R)

CHAPTER XIX- Epilogue

Puck was pulling into Rachel's driveway after the post-game team dinner at Sandy's Diner. It was his first game since being back on the team, and although Rachel had come to the game, she refused the invite to the after-party (even though they lost the game). Rachel told him just to meet her at her house, since she wasn't "feeling up to it", though he suspected she wanted to time to do something else since she followed up with, "Oh, and my father's are going to be gone… all weekend long." Yeah. Something was up.

He rummaged around on the porch between the plants a little before he found the key-rock. He pushed the key into the lock, but found the door already open. He walked in and called up, "Rachel?" He bellowed her name. His nose caught a whiff of… vanilla? He looked to the ground and saw rose petals strewn across the stairs. His mouth twitched up into a smirk. He's seen enough movies to know that when there are rose petals on the floor and the air smells like vanilla, it means someone's about to get fucked.

"Up here!" She called from her room. He followed the rose petals to the first door on the left ("and straight on 'till morning". That's how Rachel told him, as she was a bog fan of Peter Pan and Tinkerbelle when she was younger… still is, actually.). He looked at his reflection in the giant, metallic gold star she had hanging from her white door before he pushed open the door.

Now, he's always thought that Rachel was sexy, even when he was picking on her, 'cause, lets face it, any guy with eyes and a pulse will jack off to the image of Rachel Berry in a variety of sexual positions at least… ten times in their life, despite the fact that she is a bit over-bearing. But the point is, that Rachel has always been sexy to him, but now, now that he sees her in nothing but a pair of white lacy boy shorts with red lettering on them and his red mesh jersey he gave to her…. Oh, man! He realizes that 'sexy' doesn't even begin to describe this girl. She's just this beautiful, gleaming, radiant goddess spread out before him like a feast!

She was lying on her side with her legs crossed at the ankles, and her hair bunched up in tousled ringlets thrown over her shoulder. She was running her hand up and down her thigh and she was nibbling on her lip. Jesus, this chick came straight out of a porno, and she even has the cheesy, "romantic" music playing on the background and a halo of candles covering every surface around the bed, which was covered in rose petals.

"Hello, Noah," she said in the most sultry, sexiest voice she could muster. Noah stood still. "Congratulations on your win this evening."

"Babe," he said, walking towards the bed, "what game were you watching? 'Cause, I'm pretty sure we lost."

"Who said anything about a football game?" Puck snapped. That was just to damn sexy, so he pounced on her. He rid himself of his letterman jacket and was heel toeing off his sneakers and socks when she said, "Wait." He paused, looking up from the second of his two socks in his hands. "Don't you want to see what it says?" She stood on her knees in the middle of the bed and lifted her (his) jersey up enough to see 20 lettered across the center of the lacey boy shorts. But, then she turned around and let him see the 2 on the left cheek, and the 0 on the right, with PUCKERMAN lettered across the top.

Puck grabbed her waist and pulled her up right against him. He put his lips to her neck and inhaled her scent of lavender and strawberry, with a hint of coconut. He run his lips up the length of her neck, making her arch into him like a cat in heat. He nibbled on her lobe and whispered, "I love you…. My Queen."

He ran his hands up underneath her (his) jersey, all the way up to her braless breasts. He kneaded them, making her hiss with need, and in reaction turned around and whipped off her shirt, baring her naked torso to him. He stared at her in all her naked glory as she made him dumbly lift his arms so she could remove his shirt. She began to kiss his neck and suck on his pulse point and he grabbed her ass and began to grope it. She stuck her hands between them to undo his belt and jeans, letting them fall to the floor. She had no idea he had gone commando that day so she wasn't expecting his hard dick to just fall infront of her. She felt bad, because she had gasped and pulled away like some blushing virgin (which, she was, but she was trying to keep in character of this sexy, sultry goddess that she knew he'd like.

She fell away from him, to the back of the bed. He looked down and cursed. He crawled over to her, covering himself as much as possible, so not to spook her. "I'm sorry, baby. I just got into it, I forgot this was your first time."

Rachel smiled, "Was I really that convincing?"

"Fuck, yeah!" Puck put hand to her shoulder, "We can stop if you want."

"No!" Rachel insisted, "No, I want to. Really." Rachel took his hands in hers and slid down onto her back.

She placed his hands on either side of her shorts and pushed at them. He took it as a sign to continue, so he did, slowly sliding them down her legs and off, throwing the garment to the floor. When he looked back up at her, his mouth fell agape. "You're beautiful," he whispered. She kept her legs closed as he crawled back up her body, not pressuring her to open up.

He kissed and sucked at her color bone, no doubt leaving marks. She moaned in longing, opening her legs up for him, she guided his hand between her legs. "Noah…." She moaned. He pressed his thumb to her clit, flicking it lightly a couple times, feeling how utterly drenched she was. He slipped his middle finger into her and pumped a few times. She arched her back when his pointer finger joined the middle one. "Noah!" She moaned louder. He pumped, in and out. In and out. In and out. Flicking her clit every so often. "Noah… please…. Stop teasing."

Puck smiled against her neck, still pumping his hand. "Please, what, Rachel?"

"Noah… please. Make love to me…."

Puck slipped his hand out of her sex and flipped them over so she was on top, straddling him. "You on top to begin with, so you can set the pace. If you want to stop just tell me." Rachel nodded in understanding.

Rachel reached over, into her bedside table and pulled out a condom. After pinching the tip and rolling it onto his penis, she slowly sunk down onto it. She hissed in pain, but continued slowly moving down. When he was fully sheathed inside her, she began to rock her hips. At first, she made moans of discomfort that slowly turned into ones of pleasure. "Oh, Noah…. Please, more." At that, Puck flipped them over and gently rocked into her, she continued to moan, "More, more, more, Noah, more."

Puck rocked deeper into her and lifted her left leg over his shoulder, making her gasp in pleasure. She moaned louder and louder, urging him on, making him go faster until Puck's hips were ratcheting into hers, Rachel, meeting him thrust for thrust. Rachel could feel herself cresting and told Puck so. He slipped his hand between them and thumbed her clit to give her an extra push. "I know, baby, I know. I'm close, too. Let go for me, baby, let go."

And she did. The wave crashed around her as she screamed out her pleasure, allowing Puck to come directly after. He collapsed to the side of her and she rolled onto him, gently tugging at his nipple ring and taking it between her teeth and tongue, and sucking it into her mouth.

Puck moaned at her, "Baby, if you aren't ready to go again, you really shouldn't do that."

Rachel released him, "Can I go again, so soon?"

"Only if you feel comfortable."

"Can you?" She looked at him coyly.

He smirked down at her. "Keep doing that for a minute more, and yeah."

In response, Rachel sucked his nipple back into her mouth, playing with the ring with her tounge.

"Why do I feel like I created a beautiful, sexy monster?" She looked up at him with her big, brown, bedroom eyes, "Oh, yeah, because I did." She giggled as he rolled them over and slipped inside her with a new condom and began all over again.

He really loves this girl.

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