Ask Feliciano Italy

Italy: (Smiles brightly) Vee~ Somebody wants to ask me questions? I'm so excited, nobody has ever done this before. So what are the questions?

Cattiechaos: Would you be happy in a Relationship with Germany? Ludwig is so austere and not demonstrative person, so it doesn't seem like you would be happy, since you are so open and loving.

Italy: Germany? (Looks confused at first but then smiles again) Of course, I love Germany just the way he is, ve. He was the first person to become friends with me instead of taking me over like Austrai-san. Beside's Germany isn't too strict, he has his moments of showing his love, ve. Take the time he gave me the wurst when I was worried him and Japan would forget about me. That was very sweet of him, ve.

Cattiechaos: How innocent are you Feliciano, is it all an act?

Italy: Oh geez. This question again? ~vee~ An act... (looks around worriedly) Sort of, (rubs the back of his head) I just don't like dealing with life that much. If people started to know how smart I was, they would use me and I don't want that, I want to be friends and goof off like a normal person. I do it to escape the stress of everday life.

Cattiechaos: What do you think about the idea of sex?

Italy: O_o? SEX? Um...eh...(Blushes madly while trying to hide his face) I'm still a virgin...

Cattiechaos: What attracts you to shy Ludwig?

Italy: (thinks hard)Um... (taps foot, scratching his head) Well (lightbulb) I like that he helps me out all the time. (Sighs) I guess...its because...he's so much like Holy Roman, and Holy Roman was my first love. (looks down sadly) I still miss him. (rubs back of his head) I guess and Germany acts so much like him, ve. And besides, Germany is good friend and puts up with all my short comings, ve. (gets a dreamy look on his face) And muscles...we can't forget the muscels. XD

Cattiechaos: Would you ever try and change Ludwig to be more open to showing his love to you?

Italy: (looks very surprised, gasping in shock) C-Change Germany? (Shakes his head fr\uriously) Ne, I won't. I can't change him, he just wouldn't be the same... (groans) and I would feel bad. Germany is Germany and that's how I like him. I accept Ludwig for Ludwig, he just wouldn't be Germany if he was different. Besides, Holy Roman was the same way. You can't change a leopard's spots, ve.

Cattiechaos: What if you and Germany were in a romantic relationship? Would you be insecure in the relationship?

Italy: (Smiles slightly, shaking his head) Well, there was the time he did propose to me, but I didn't know what he was doing at first, he gave me flowers, he got mad at me for flirting with some girls, then...(blushes) he pulled out a ring and I was freaking out. (gestures wildly) I didn't know if he was mad at me over something, but he was acting weird. (gulps, pulling his hair) Then he kinda shorted out on me, and I was so scared, he wouldn't say anything. Afterwards he kinda walked out without saying anything, mumbling something about flowers and a little girl. (looks sadly) I didn't evenget to answer, ve. If I had know wht he was doing, then maybe I would've said yes, but I was so scared and confused, ve. (shakes head) He wasn't acting like himself.

Italy: That was Cattiechoas, a friend that France intriduced to me. She's real nice, ve. Oh, another person who wants to ask me questions, ve. CAIO!

Ciao Feli! I adore you! Morever I teach your beautiful language! You absolutely aren't useless, for ex. Elisabeth learnt the Renaissance (Rinascimento) from you in the 15 century, and from Elisa learnt Roderich and Gilbert. From Gilbert learnt Francis and from Francis learnt Arthur.

And (and Romano:-) you are the realy talented one in music, you have lots of great musicians, songs, and the language of music is Italian. Even Mozart wrote in Italian. So Roderick is only an amateur... So the military talent isn`t everything!

Italy: You teach people my language? REALLY? THat's so cool, ve. People need to learn my language, it is very easy to learn...well...I think it is. (looks around, shrugs) And yes, I did start the Renaissance. Good point, that makes me happy, ve. I don't feel that useless anymore. (smiles) I'll have to remind Fratello and France who the better artist is ve. (nods) And yes, I agree agree that Military skills aren't all that, I just don't like war, ve. (Must tell Germany that next time, ve) Grazie. I rather create than destroy, ve. So, what do you want to ask?

My questions are:

1. Are you angry because of the unfairnesses towards you?

Italy: Angry? No. Sad and Mad? Yes. I wish other nations would treat me better, and stop stealing stuff from me, ve. France nii-chan still has my paintings, including the Mona Lisa. Plus, I foud out recently that America has stolen the Bank of Italy*. I couldn't find it and Fratello yelled at me for that, ve. Then, I looked it up, and America had took it and changed it to the Bank of America! People need to stop stealing from me and Fratello!

2. Why do you and Romano quarrel so often?

Italy: He said it was because I hang around Germany, the potato bastard. ^^; That was in his words, ve. I don't want to fight with Romano, and I want him to get along with German, ve. Then maybe things would quiet down around here. And I wouldn't have to put up with his langauge anymore. He called me a cretino the other day, can you believe it? Enough about Romano, lets just move onto the next question, por favore?

3. Are you in love with Ludwig? (Sorry I`m a curious girl:-)

Italy: As I said to Cattie, of course I love Germany. He is the only one who treats me as a friend rather than a nation he can take over. Plus, he has the muscles...though Romano keeps wanting to strip him of his muscles, ve. Why does Fratello hate him so much?

4. Can you hug me? Pleeease!

Italy: TT_TT My first fan hug, of course, ve. I don't mind. (glomps)

With love: Meluzina

Italy: Grazie Meluzina, I hope I answered your questions good. And thanks for the hug, ve. (Squeals) Hmm? O_O (Looks as Denmark walks in) Denny? What are you doing here, ve?

Denmark: I wanted to ask a question, since you started this. So, Italy, (Puts an arm around Italy's shoulder) What would happen if you drank coffee?

Italy: O_o? Coffee? I've never had it, I will try some now and tell you how it goes later. (Goes into kitchen) Besides, Canada just sent a big batch to Germany a few days ago, I don't think he will mind if I get a cup, ve. (dumps plenty of sugar and creamer in it, drinks) O_O! Yeech, tatses horrible...(looks at the coffee cup on the counter, drinks the rest)

~2 hours later~

(Italy is shivering, looking around with wide eyes, smiling big. His hair is a mess and there are coffee cups all around)

Italy: OMG! Ineverknewcoffeewasthisgood! heehee...OH! I'm thinking so fast I can't say what I'm thinking because...eheee! OH! OH! OH! Vee~ (Looks at the audience crazily) You know the sky right? Well, you know how they say when you look up into the sky, that you are looking up into the past? (giggles and then gets closer to the screen) What if, we are actually looking into the future...(gets scared) and the Big Bang hasn't happened yet? O_O (yells and duck under the table) WHY? Auito! Auito! Auito! (Germany walks in and drags him out of the room)

Germany: (glares at Prussia) Prussia, I told you never to give him coffee...

Prussia: (looks confused) Don't look at me West, I didn't touch the coffee today.

Germany: Italy? How many cups did you have today? (looks worriedly at the crazied Italy)

Italy: Um...well...(twitches)...I lost count after 27...hee...hee...

Germany: (groans) Great...lets get you to the hospital... (carries Italy away on his back, piggy back style)

Italy: I didn't steal the food, Austrai-san! I swear! (yells beside Germany's ear, the nation crining)

Germany: Mein Gott... -_-; Whoever gave you coffee...I kill them...

Italy: F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for you and me...

* The Bank of Italy was founded in San Francisco, California, USA, in 1904 by Amadeo Giannini. It grew by a branch banking strategy to become the Bank of America, the world's largest commercial bank with 493 branches in California and assets of $5 billion in 1945.

I don't own Hetalia or the character of North Italy. I'm doing this to help me prepare for a panel I'm on at Animazment for 2011. I will be North Italy, so yeah. I really need to think like him more, (Even though I'm just like him, I want to practice) Thank you Cattiechoas for letting me use the questions you asked a few weeks ago, I hope you don't mind that I changed the questions around a little, it was so it would fit to the format. Grazie. And Denmark is my friend, who doesn't have a Fanfiction Account but her nickname is Denmark. (She is one a few that have Hetalia nicknames, mine being ItalyXD) So, thanks for all the questions, I look forward to more, soon, ve. Caio! I don't own The Fun Song... And thank you Meluzina for Italy's first fan hug. Now, don't forget to send your questions, in a PM, email or in a review. He will answer them as soon as he wakes up, or goes to sleep for that matter. Aiddo!