Ask Feliciano Italy

Italy: (walks on with a ice pack on his head) (Stupid caffè, mal di testa, la Danimarca, ugh...) Oh, caio, yeah...still not feeling too good about the coffee thing. Denmark, if you are listening, me and coffee equals chaos. I feel asleep, yesterday..and now I feel like a hammer is hitting my head. But, despite this, I will still answer questions. The doctor said I was just overcaffinated, and that I would be ok in a few days. Thank god, anyway, I wonder what questions I will have today, I hope its nothing too hard, ve. Oh, somebody is up here already, Caio!

Ciao, Feliciano ~! Come sono voi? 8D

Italy: Caio! Bene, come circa ou? Man...head hurts...shouldn't have drank coffee. I'll still try and answer your questions though. *has ice pack on head*

Russian Lullaby: 'Nyway, down to buisness. Is there anyone that you've ever had a crush on that wasn't Doitsu or Holy Roman Empire?

Italy: Um...welll...*groans* There was that one time with Romano...but we had our curls together and he's my twin, that's incest! Germany ran in though and untangled them before anything happened...*Shivers* And that time France made me read that book...and I asked what intercourse meant and well...I ran out as he was explaining it...never again. *Shivers once more* But a real crush...beside Germany and Holy Roman? Ne, I really don't have one...

Russian Lullaby: What's your favorite type of pasta? (Mine, personally, is just plain spagetti. But I'm British, so my opinion doesn't matter.)

Russian Lullaby: What was the worst time in history for you and Lovino?

Italy: The worst time for me an Lovino? It would have to be the Italian Wars, we almost died, ve. And we were seperated, ve, and it was so horrible. I missed my Fratello...They were bloody times, and I guess that's why I don't like War, because of that time when I was little, ve. I also lost my freedom them...and they took away my pasta. Austria-san wouldn't give me pasta.

And please forgive my horrible butchering of your language. I only know Russian, German, and french next to English. Haven't gotten around to Italian yet.

Italy: Its ok, I thought it was real enough, you had me convinced you could speak Italian, you did good, ve.

Russian Lullaby:I think that's about it...

Italy: Alright, well Caio and hav-

Russian Lullaby: OH!

Italy: Vee~ O_o? What is it?

Russian Lullaby: Tag, you're it =3 (tags Italy and Runs)

Italy: OH MAN!

Mit Liebe, Russian Lullaby

Italy: MAn, I got tagged...that's bad.. I think, ve. Oh, and new guest, Caio. How are you today, ve?

Ciao, Feli~ Your country is the most beautiful place I've ever visit. I just got back from your place yesterday, and I watch the video I record there for more than 23 times. ^^

Italy: Grazie! You went to my country, ve? Did you like it? What did you think of my fountains, or Grandpa Collsieum? Oh, did you go to the Northern half of Italy or the Southern? (Slaps forehead) Vee~ I'm doing it again, this is soopused to be ask ITALY, not Italy asks questions, ve. Alright, carry on, ve.

Next year, I'll go right to Chuugoku,aru! *insert heroic pose*

Italy: Oh, is that in China- Vee~ Doing it again. So, what are your questions, ve?

And my questions are:

1) This is the one that irritate me the most. Uuuhh...Your face...is...moe-ish...Why is your face looks like a girl's face? (My bro mistook you as a girl the first time he sees you. Seriously.)

Italy: O_o? I...uh.. A GIRL'S? Oh... that would explain all the weird clothes that Austrain-san use to make me were...and why he was so surprised after my voice changed and bought me new clothes. (looks off to side) Did he think I was a girl as well, ve? (Shakes head) Oh well, um... I really don't know ve...maybe I resemble my sister Romania? She is related to me and Fratello, so its possible I took after her, ve. But other than that, I don't know. To tell you the truth, when I first met China, I thought he was a girl, ve. *headdesk* I felt so embrassed after I called him ma'am and he glared at me. ^^; He didn't mind though, ve.

2) Any weapon you can use? Other than waving white flag?

Italy: I can use other weapons, when I was little, I was stronger than England. (Stands a heroic posse) In fact, I fought off Turkey a total of 20 times when I was still little. And I did it with my trusty long bow, ve. Germany also gave me a gun, but...(Groans) I don't want to use it, ve. Guns scare me, ve. Too loud, and plus, I don't want to hurt anybody. But give me a bow and arrow and I'll be a regular Robin Hood, as England calls it. But, White flags work too, ve. They are better and you can't get hurt...unless Bulgaria hits you over the head with it...why does he keep picking on me, ve. He's on my side.

3) Any instrument you can play?

Italy: Instrument? Um...well...lets see. (thinks hard) Austria tried to teach me the piano but I never caught onto it. I tried a Sitar, after India came for a visit once. But, lets face it, I'm an artist, not a musician. I know I had very famous musicians from my country, but...I just never learned. I might be able to play the triangle, ve! ^^;

4) Has Ludwig find out about that curl?

Italy: (looks at curl) I don't know, but I certainly hope not. He still grabs it, every now and then, and well... *blushes* Its not very nice. I'm just glad France hasn't found out about it, yet. Or else...um... (Shudders as he pictures it) Vee~ That would be a disater... but no, I haven't told Germany about the curl. I just... don't like talking about...well... (looks at feet) You know. And plus, if Germany knew what he was doing when he pulled it those times... I doubt he would've pulled it.

5) Ever met Hong Kong?

Italy: Hong Kong? Oh, the Asian Country England cursed with bushy brows because he kept scaring England with fireworks? Once, when Japan was showing me around his place and he came to visit. Evidently England claims him as a brother, even though he is nowhere related to him, and he didn't raise him. He just...well...sort of took over like Austria-san did me, ve. (Gulps) I myself...don't like the fireworks ethier... ^^; I retreated...and Germany got mad. How was I supposed to know it wasn't England's army coming to get us.

6) Do you believe in that theory? Uh...That one...which explain that Holy Roman Empire is actually Germany? (What makes me believe is, the real name of Holy Roman Empire is "The Holy Roman Empire of German Nation")

Italy: (looks teary eyed) What? Holy..Holy Roman...and Germany...e...um... Vee~ I...I'm speachless... I... I'm not sure...ve. They...do look alike...they act alike... but... Germany never met me... and he came a hundred years after Holy Roman disappeared! ...(looks around uncormfortably) His...Holy Roman's real name was that? (looks around) But France...France nii-chan told me he got dissolutioned, ve... that he died. Was France lying to me, ve? (Starts to cry) Can we move on to the next question, por favore. (I'm sorry, I'm not usually like this...) (wipes tears away and calms down)

Have a nice time (and day) answering~ ^^ And -oh! Me and my cousin cooked (a lot of) pasta today and I decided to give you some~ *gives pasta*

Italy: (Forgets all about question number six) PASTA! GRAZIE! (Grabs plate and starts eatting) Grazie, somebody stole my pizza the other day so I'm very hungry. This will keep me going for a while. Vee~ And I enjoyed your questions, very much. Thank you HinataLavender and HinataLavender's cousin, grazie. (Slurps pasta down) (Delcious)

Love, HinataLavender. ^^

Italy: Alright, thank you HinataLavender, and I'll be sure to enjoy all of this pasta, ve. By the way, your cousin can cook, ve. (Smiles brightly) Ok, Well, I've decided, I will have some order in this story. I will update every week, instead of everytime Romano allows me to get on the compter. I might have to go to Germany's computer if Roamno keeps kicking me off, ve. Well, Caio! *winces* I really need some Tylenol, now. (continues eatting pasta) This is really good...