A/N: Here is installment number two. Thank you to those who reviewed (all two of you, you amazing heavenly beings. Best friends forever). But I am not going to be one of those authors who refuse to update until they have x amount of reviews. Nope! There's nothing you can do to stop me. I will update until I run out of ideas. So there. Let's see. The book they are discussing is Middlesex by Jeffrey Eugenides. Amazing. I highly recommend it. It's really really good. I still don't own Twilight. But I do own the Jonas Brothers coffee table book.

Still Bella/Edward

I really want to kiss you. Right…….now.

Just a few more minutes. Hands to yourself, Bella.

Poo on you. *Bella sticks her tongue out at Edward*

I saw that.

You see everything. Now what are you thinking about?

Still you.

What about me?

About you when you sleep.

I don't snore, do I?

Of course not. You sleep ever so peacefully.

I like how you talk.

I like how you talk, too. Of course, this is not actually talking.

Picky, picky. What is everyone else thinking?

Well, our esteemed teacher is hoping he remembered to TiVo

Meerkat Manor. Shakespeare is his favorite meerkat.

Pah!

Eighteen.

Sixty three. This is a weird game. I'm confused.

I have thought about kissing you eighteen times this class period.

Aww. Nice game. What are other people thinking about?

Sometimes it seems you are just using me for my psychic talents.

Oh my god! You've found me out!

I'm hurt.

I didn't mean it!!!! Of course I love you. I love you and I will forever and ever and ever. Also I just realized that you were joking. Mean.

Jessica is debating what color to paint her nails. Mike Newton is feeling sorry for himself. Angela has a book she wants to loan you.

She always picks good ones. Did you read that last one about the hermaphrodite?

That sounds like the beginning of a bad joke.

No, it was really good. Her/his grandmother was also her/his first cousin twice removed. And her/his other grandparents were brother and sister/third cousins.

You baffle me.

"Sing now, oh muse, of the recessive mutation on my fifth chromosome!"

What are you wearing tomorrow?

What? I don't know, Mr. Speedy Subject Changer. Jeans and my blue sweater, maybe.

I like that sweater. Alice wanted to know.

Uhoh.

I won't let her throw anything away.

I hate being Bella Barbie.

Why don't you just tell her?

It would hurt her feelings! I hate being Bella Barbie, but I love Alice.

You are perfect.

I'm going to be spoiled. You compliment me too much.

You smell.

????

I was practicing not complimenting you. …nice. I think we've found something I'm not good at.

You're not good at not complimenting me? You are confusing.

64 or 4 cubed.

What?

Thanks.

No problem. I would never let you fail.

Is it almost time for lunch?

Almost. Hungry?

No…

Yes. Vampire hearing, remember?

That's a little embarrassing. Thank you.

I need to hunt this weekend. Is it alright if Emmett babysits keeps you company?

Is it alright if I am short a few limbs when you return?

He'll be responsible. I'll make him.

Yeah whatever. I don't care who stays with me. I'll miss you just as much.

Flattering as that is, I don't want you to be unhappy.

But I'll be better as soon as you get back. Lunch!! Let's go!