Longest chapter so far :). Review please&thanks.

"None of you know the answer to this equation? Come on children this is simple mathematics! If I showed this to a bunch of apes they would figure it out in less than ten minutes!" Takuya's math teacher was yelling at the class again. Hey it's not their fault that television and the internet have totally shortened their attention span.

"Well how big of an ape?" Takuya blurted out without realizing it. His math teacher glared at him.
"You there, Tacky, stand up!" Oh crap.
"Um, my name is Takuya, sir." Takuya said in a low voice. His math teacher stared at him in disbelief, like Takuya was walking right into his own funeral.
"But, um, Tacky's fine, sir." Takuya said in a frightened voice while standing up. His math teacher was huge, bigger than his P.E. teacher.
"Come to the front of the class please." He said in a casual voice, which made him seem even creepier. Takuya did what he was told.
"Solve this problem." His teacher told him, whacking his pointer stick at the math problem written on the board.
Ok um, let's see, x squared equals 6 x divided by 4 plus x divided by negative 2 minus 3... Oh boy... I would so rather be facing cherubimon again.
"I'm waiting..." The teacher said tapping his foot angrily on the floor. The whole class was staring at him. This was like the time he wet his pants in second grade all over again.
"x equals 21." Takuya heard someone say from the back of class. "I would have figured it out sooner, sir, but I accidentally copied the question down wrong." said the boy. The math teacher smiled.
"Ah, Lucas, I knew you would come through for me." Lucas smiled as if it were nothing, flashing everyone his braces. "Now go sit down, Tick... oh forget it, no use remembering your name anyways." The math teacher told Takuya. "Maybe you can learn a thing or two from Lucas here."

Lucas? What a joke. Takuya hated that guy. He was always making everyone look bad. What was with that guy anyways? Did he have nothing better to do then be perfect at everything?
"Aren't you glad I'm in you're class, Takuya?" Lucas asked him casually when he got back to his seat. Takuya ignored him. "Otherwise, who knows how long you'd have been up there!"
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"You're late." Takuya's health teacher said when he arrived at class.
"Sorry, ma'am, it's just that my math teacher kept me after class. Here, he gave me a note to give you." Takuya gave the note to his teacher and walked towards his seat. But someone was already sitting there. It was Lucas. Are you kidding me?
"Hey Takuya. I didn't think you were coming to class. Is it okay if Lucas sits here today?" Zoe asked him.
NO. Absolutely NOT. Since when did Zoe and Lucas become friends anyways?? Great, this is because I told her I wanted to meet new people, isn't it? Me and my big mouth.
"Of course it's okay!" Takuya said in an overly polite way while gritting his teeth. He sat in the seat behind Lucas instead.

He looked at the person sitting beside him. It was a girl. A very big girl.
"Hey, Takuya!" she said in an enthusiastic voice.
"Hello... Maggie, is it?" Takuya asked. She nodded her head vigorously.
"You're the first person that knows my name!"
Takuya wasn't the type to judge someone before he got to knew them, but it was pretty hard for him not to immediately assume the worst about Maggie.
Maggie had a whole bunch of candy and chocolate bar wrappers in her desk. During class, all he could hear was slurping and munching noises coming from her.
"Maggie... what are doing with that lollipop?..." Takuya asked her. Maggie was sucking a lollipop in a way that he was sure lollipops weren't intended to be sucked.
"Oh, you see, there's a dance coming up, and you know, well, I have to practice somewhere!" She giggled, and then snorted. "Sorry, how rude of me. Would you like a lick?" She put her lollipop, which was dripping with saliva, right up to his face.
"No, Maggie, it's ok!" Takuya said, facing the opposite direction so that she wouldn't see the look of sheer horror on his face.

"Now, today class, I will be giving you a new assignment." the health teacher said in her usual loud, manly voice. She reached under her desk and pulled out a box of babies. Plastic babies. "Each of you will get into pairs. Each pair will contain one boy and one girl..." Yes, here's my chance to be with Zoe! Takuya thought.
"Zoe, do you want to be my partner?" Takuya heard Lucas whisper to Zoe.
What? No! That's not fair, he can't ask her now! The teacher hasn't even finished talking yet! What a jerk. Tell him no, Zoe.
"Sure." Zoe whispered back to Lucas. Takuya eyes widened. Noooo! This can not be happening. If Lucas hadn't stolen my seat I would have been able to ask her first.
The teacher continued talking, "Each pair will receive one baby. It will be each pair's duty to take care of their baby as if it were real. This assignment will last two weeks. And I expect all babies to be given back to me in perfect condition!"
I'll just have to be partners with Maggie now. Oh well, it could be worse.
Just as Takuya was turning towards Maggie to ask her, the guy sitting behind her asked Maggie to be his partner first. Great, now I have to find someone else. Takuya quickly searched for a girl that didn't have a partner. All the girls were taken.
Why me? he thought.

Takuya sighed and raised his hand, "Um, ma'am, I don't have a partner."
"Huh what? Err ok, let's see..." She looked around the room for someone. "Oh! There's someone right behind you who doesn't seem to have a partner." Takuya turned around. The only person he saw there was a guy.
"Uh, I don't see any one ma'am."
"Nonsense. Right over there. Spencer, stand up." Spencer?
"You want me to be partners with a guy?!" Takuya stood there in disbelief. Now it has officially gotten worse.
"I know it's not the way the assignment was meant to be, but in this case I'll make an exception. As a proud member of the gay community, I think it's great that we're expanding ourselves from what society normally wants." Did she just say she was gay? "Besides, I'm surprised that a boy like you isn't gay already." Takuya's face went pale. The whole class started to laugh hysterically. What did she mean by that??
"Settle down! Everyone line up at the front of the class with your partner and I will assign you your baby. Once you receive your baby you will return to your seats with your partner and discuss your plan for taking care of your baby."

"Hello, Takuya." Spencer said when they were in line together. Spencer was one of those guys that was always in perfect uniform and always used proper grammar. The kind of guy that had 'suck up' written all over him. He even spoke with a fake British accent, because he thought it would make him seem more sophisticated.
"To be honest with you, I'm glad I don't have to work with a girl." Spencer whispered to Takuya. "They sort of, scare the knickers off me."
"Hm." was Takuya's response to that.

After they got their baby, they went back to their seats.
"Ok, here's the deal, Spencer." Takuya said. "You take care of the baby for the first week, and I'll take care of it the second week. Oh and we will no contact what-so-ever during that time."
"Don't you think we should start by giving the baby a name? May I do the honour?"
"...Sure. Knock yourself out."
"I think it should have a noble name. Like... Napoleon!"
"Napoleon? No son of mine will be called Napoleon! Wait a minute, what am I saying?"
"You're right. We can't name it until we know if it's a lad, or a lassie."
"Yeah... Well just check under its diaper."
"No! You do it."
"Relax man, its a fake baby."
"Exactly. So you should have no problem checking."
"I don't want to do it. You do it."
"No, you do it."
"No, you-"
"It's a girl!" Zoe shouted when she couldn't take their arguing anymore. "They're all girls." She said quietly and then turned her attention back to Lucas.

Who knew high school could be so fun?