Omake Chapter - DANCE PARTY!!!!

By DemonClowSorceress and Red

Disclaimer: Every character, song, and/or reference in this story is not owned by us. We're only using it to bring you joy and laughs.

It was a hot, muggy day in Konohagakure, when the very air seemed to drown people as they inhaled, that Hiro first had the idea.

"Hey~" he said to the other Fur Fighters. "You guys wanna throw a dance party?"

This statement was not met with much enthusiasm. Tomoya and Hanika were stretched out underneath a large shady tree, bellies up and exposed to cool down. Kaname's wings were fully extended and beating slowly, trying to blow air on Hikari, Hikaru, and Daisuke as they tried to stretch comfortably in what little shade was left. Tsukasa's white ear-wings were likewise extended and his head was tilted back. Mei panted heavily while Shippo squirmed uncomfortably in the heat. Only Kusaka looked utterly peaceful in the sweltering heat despite her black outfit and long hair.

"Too hot," moaned Hanika.

Tomoya jumped up. "Let's make dance videos instead!"

"Okay then!" Hiro jumped up and made a determined fist. "So, who here can operate a video camera?" Silence. "Anyone? Anyone? Beuller?"

"Who?" asked Hikari.

"Nevermind. Do we know anyone who can use a video camera?"

Kusaka rolled his eyes. "Your parents?"

So the group of children hoofed over to the training grounds where the Konoha Twelve and Sai were gathered. Hiro presented the video camera he'd gotten from his house. "Papa, Tou-chan, can you make this work? We wanna use it."

Naruto reached for the camera, but Sasuke quickly intercepted the machine and began examining it. When he didn't immediately get it, Shikamaru came over to help. Neji soon joined in, followed by Shino. Soon the genius boys were poking random buttons in an effort to turn the video camera on. Seconds became minutes. The Fur Fighters started to get antsy and fidget.

"Ya know what?!" Naruto yelled. He reached over, plucked the camera from Sasuke's hands, and slid his hand through the wrist handle. Flipping open the side screen, he pressed the EJECT button, inserted a tape, closed it, and pressed POWER. When the blue screen came up, he selected VIDEO, pressed the RECORD button and focused the camera on the gaping faces of Sasuke, Shikamaru, Neji, and Shino.

There was a moment of stunned silence before the blond loudly declared in a deadpan voice, "SAY something."

When nobody responded, Sai directed the camera at himself. "This is a moment of epic win," he said to the camera. "Today, Naruto knew how to work a peice of highly sensitive complex equipment. And what adds more to the win was the fact that Sasuke, Shikamaru, Shino, and Neji had absolutely no idea how to work said complex peice of equipment." He gave a genuine smile that meant he was totally oblivious to the fact that the four geniuses getting ready to kill him. "I guess Naruto knows how to play with his toys."

Naruto handed the camera to Hiro as the four genius boys proceeded to kick the crap out of Sai. "Okay Hiro-chan, go have fun!" he said with a smile.

"But Papa, we need some more help!" replied the little squirrel, smiling innocently. The rest of the Fur Fighters sans Kusaka likewise smiled at their nii-chans and nee-chans with innocent fun. "We need all of you to help us!"

Kusaka took the camera from Hiro, inserted a new tape, and pressed RECORD as Tomoya pulled out the boombox the children had found. "And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Fur Fighters Dance Party Extravaganza!" she announced in a deadpan voice. "First up, we present to you - "

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Later that night....

The Hokage's office was packed with so many people that Naruto had trouble getting the snacks through the door. The Konoha Twelve plus Sai and the Fur Fighters sat in front of her desk, staring at the projection screen attatched to the back of the door. Gaara and his siblings were milling around the Konoha Twelve, although Gaara was uncharacteristically nervous. Standing and idling around by the windows were Kakashi, Iruka, Anko, Shizune, Kotetsu, Izumo, Gai, Ibiki, Genma, Raido, Yamato, Shikaku and his wife Yoshino, Choji's parents, and Hyuuga Hisashi. Jiraiya was standing behind Tsunade, pestering his former teammate while she restrained the urge to punch him in front of all the impressionable children. Kurenai, pregnant and awkward, was sitting in a chair surrounded by Konohamaru's crew. Konohamaru was speaking to her belly, sure that his little cousin could hear him, while Hanabi stared at the fetus with Byakugan eyes.

Kusaka sat on the edge of the Hokage's desk, legs swinging like a little girl's. She seemed oddly gleeful as she set up the DVD player and positioned the projector correctly. Once the preperations were complete, she clapped her hands and said, "Okay, it's ready."

The noise level did not die down. So she stood up and yelled, "OI! It's time to start the show! Pipe down!"

Everyone shut up and faced the screen as the lights turned off. Flicking a switch, Kusaka settled down to watch what she thought would be a very interesting show.

The picture flickered on to reveal a smoking, beat-up Sai. "And now, ladies and gentlemen," Kusaka's voice announced in a deadpan tone, swinging the camera off the Foundation operative, "the Fur Fighters Dance Party Extravaganza! First up, we present to you - "

The camera changed frame to show Hiro pointing to the computer screen, Naruto, Gaara, and Sasuke on one side and Kaname and Daisuke on the other side, yelling, "I wanna do this one!"

"You want us to do WHAT NOW?" The three teenagers shared a look while Kaname and Daisuke yelled, "HELLS YEAH!!"

Then the scene went back to the training grounds. "The dance - Nanikedemonai by Russ-K!*" Kusaka finished.

Naruto appeared on the screen first, which made some people applaud, and danced his part for the first six counts of eight. Then with a hand to the camera, it transitioned to Kaname for the next six counts of eight. With a high kick transition, Daisuke appeared for the same amount of time. Hiro appeared next for his six counts of eight before dropping out of frame, then Gaara popped up and danced for his six counts of eight (this was the point where Gaara's face matched his hair color as the room erupted with applause and wolf-whistles) and then it transtioned and finished with Sasuke. At the end, everyone was applauding and praising them for a job well done.

"Next up - Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Nya!*"

Silence as everyone looked at the screen in baffled curiosity. Tsukasa walked on-screen and made a motion to someone off-screen. The song started, and there was an instant cry of "AWWWWWWWW!!!" as the little bird boy proceeded to dance quite cutely. After ten seconds, he pulled Neji out on-screen and showed him how to do the dance. The Hyuuga genius, looking very foolish, joined in a mirroring way to the small boy. The "AAAAWWWWWWW!!" was repeated as Neji's face turned bright crimson.

The next sequence showed Mei and Kiba, perfectly at ease doing the Squeak, Squeak, Squeak, Nya! dance. More "AAWWWWWW!"s. Then Hanika hopped out and danced along. Even more "AWWWWW!"s. Hinata leaned over and hugged the bunny-girl.

Tsukasa and Neji joined them all for the next sequence, then Mei walked off-screen and pulled on, of all people, Shino. The entire room went silent, then burst into laughter as Mei demonstrated the proper motions.

Shino tried, and failed. Epically, due to lack of enthusiasm. Kiba yelled something that looked vaguely like "FAIL!" and showed the bug boy the proper way again. Yet Shino failed again, due to lack of enthusiasm.

Then Kiba, with a highly devious grin, whispered something into Shino's ear. Shino quickly and perfectly finished the dance with a high-pitched "NYA!!" along with the others. This act made every soul in the room explode in hysterical laughs that threatened to choke them all.

"Hey Shino," yelled Genma from across the room over the laughter, "what exactly did Kiba say to you?"

Shino didn't reply, but he did blush impressively. Naruto elbowed Kiba and said, "You said you'd wear that outfit you were saving for his birthday, didn't you?"

Kiba smirked. "Hey, it worked."

Then the next dance was announced, and everyone's jaws dropped to the ground. Its participents were Shippo, Sai, and Shikamaru. All through the dance, nobody could speak in shock and awe.** When it finished, there was a roar of laughter that made the very building shake, scaring some people that were working late that night.

"Hey Shikamaru, where did the outfits go?" yelled Naruto, elbowing the Nara genius. Shikamaru didn't reply, hiding his face in his hand.

Shippo answered instead. "Shika-nii-chan burned his in a barrel - and mine," he added, looking sad. "But Sai-nii-chan kept his."

When the laughter died down, the video announced the next song to be Caramelldansen***. Everyone stared at the screen with high expectations as Hikaru and Hikari marched on-screen and raised their hands to their heads in the Caramelldansen floppy-ear motion. The music began, and Lee hopped on, said, "Yosh!" and joined in the hip-shaking, floppy-hand motions with the neko twins. After a couple seconds Tenten came on, watched the three for a few seconds, then began dancing as well.

After a minute, Tomoya came stomping out and shoved the four off screen. Looking right and left, he made a sharp "come-here" motion with one hand, then crossed his arms as Sakura, Ino, and Hinata came out and stood left, right, and behind him. Waiting a few seconds for the music to repeat, Tomoya led his girls in true pimp fashion as the music slowly died out again.

Nanikedemonai was announced again, this time as a different show. In mirror images, from first to last, there was Sasuke and Sai, Shikamaru and Neji, Naruto and Gaara, Shino and Kiba, Kakashi all by himself, and then all of them doing the ending arm motions in a show of utter BAMF! At the end there was tumulous applause and lots of praise as the screen faded to black.

Then Kusaka's voice came over the speakers. "And now for something completely different." A furtive shot of Tsunade at her desk appeared on-screen, holding a phone. She punched in a number and listened as a ringing tone came on. The ringing continued as the screen faded to black again, then the call connected and Kusaka's voice answered in a very professional tone.

"Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline."

Everybody froze and stared at the screen. Nobody knew what to expect.

"If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, press one repeatedly." A shot of Shizune tidying up the Hokage's already neat desk played for a few seconds. The room began to chuckle.

"If you are Co-Dependant, ask someone to press two for you." A shot of Kotetsu and Izumo in downtown Konoha. Kotetsu pointed to a kiosk, which Izumo shook his head at, then pointed to another. Kotetsu shrugged as if saying, Whatever. The audience laughed a little louder as the two chunin looked at each other in amazement.

"If you have Multiple Personalities, press three, four, five, and six." Four seperate shots of Yoshino, each with a different emotion, flashed on-screen as each number was spoken. Shikaku and Shikamaru laughed nervously as Yoshino glared at them, while the rest of the room laughed outright.

"If you're Paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call." A leaning shot around the corner of a building revealed Danzo, acting quite suspicious. Everybody looked at Sai, who stared at his boss for a couple of seconds before doubling over to laugh his ass off. That broke the ice for everyone else to crack up.

"If you're Delusional, press seven and your call will be transferred to the mothership." A shot of Gai making a Dynamic Entry flashed on-screen, prompting Lee to jump up and yell, "GAI-SENSEI IS IN THE SHOW TOO!"

"THAT I AM, LEE!" Gai cried. This show of complete obliviousness made everyone roll on the floor laughing their asses off.

Then the screen flashed a picture of Ibiki. Laughter ceased. "If you're Schizophrenic, listen carefully - " Here a picture of his younger brother Idate appeared with the words Small voice underneath it, " - and a small voice will tell you which number to press."

Nobody laughed, looking at the torture specialist as he stared at the screen. Then he threw his head back and laughed. In the clear, everyone else also cracked up.

"If you are Depressive it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you." A picture of Kakashi begging Naruto for his captive volume of Icha Icha Tactics had everyone rolling on the floor laughing again.

"If you are Dyslexic, press six-nine-six-nine-six-nine-six-nine." Jiraiya's face flashed onscreen. His eyes were in swirls, which only added to the hysteria.

"If you have a Nervous Disorder - " Anko's face came on, captured with one of her sick grins. " - please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep." Anko led the laughter this time, letting loose for the first time in a long while.

A picture of Genma gnawing his senbon and scratching his head appeared. "If you have Short-Term Memory Loss, please try again later," Kusaka's voice said before the picture returned to Tsunade, who was still on the phone, "and if you have Low Self-Esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."

In the video, Tsunade cursed and slammed the phone down. The screen went black. Which of course made every person in the room erupt in applause, cheers, and laughter.

Hiro stood up and took a bow, but then held up his hands. "But WAIT!" he cried. "There's more!" And he sat down.

The screen turned back on to show a photo of Sasori, using a bunch of puppets. "If you are Obsessive-Compulsive, press one repeatedly."

A photo of Konan came on next. "If you are Co-Dependant, ask someone to press two for you."

A shot of Pain's Six Paths came up next. "If you have Multiple Personalities, press three, four, five, and six."

Hidan's mug flashed on-screen next, looking surly and disagreeable as usual. "If you're Paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line and we'll trace your call."

This was followed by a shot of Madara. "If you're Delusional, press seven and your call will be transferred to the mothership." Madara's face pulled back to show a crudely drawn UFo hovering over his head.

A picture of Zetsu popped up. "If you're Schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press." Two red arrows pointed to each half with the words Small voice? written at both.

"If you are Depressive it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you." A picture of Kisame's blue face filled the screen with an arrow pointing to his skin and the words I'm blue? scrawled over it.

Tobi's grinning mug was plastered up yet. "If you are Dyslexic, press six-nine-six-nine-six-nine-six-nine."

Then came a picture of Kakuzu. "If you have a Nervous Disorder, please fidget with the hash key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep."

"If you have Short-Term Memory Loss, please try again later," Kusaka finished up as Deidara's face flashed onscreen following some explosion pictures, "and if you have Low Self-Esteem, hang up. All our operators are too busy to talk to you."

The final picture was that of Uchiha Itachi. Silence fell over the roomful of ninja as the screen went blue again and turned off.

And then every man, woman, and child fell flat on their faces while laughing their butts off far into the night. They were so distracted by the funny that they failed to notice a lone shadow slipping away from the Hokage's window.

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Just outside of Konoha, twenty minutes later.....

Itachi glanced around to make sure nobody was watching before cracking up in hysterical psycho laughter. For the first time in a long, long, long time the Uchiha prodigy was able to let loose his feelings and act completely without restraint.

Half an hour later, he was still sniggering when he returned to the new Akatsuki hideout. Sasori, fixing one of his puppets, looked up from his work. "You look happy. Anything good happen?"

Itachi thought about explaining, but that would have opened the lid of a whole nest of raging carnivorous anteaters. So he merely said, "Yes," and continued on his way, realizing just how accurate every one of the descriptions had been.

Only he knew. And he fully intended to keep it his little secret.

A.N.

We really wanted to do a dance party, so here ya go!

* - Youtube it! You will see the dances and get awesome!

** - Words fail this dance. Check it out on Youtube here - .com/watch?v=CE1MiHyZUHg&NR=1 - and fast-forward to 0:37. Shippo is the middle one with brown hair (Atticus) Sai is the one on the right with green hair (Yusuke) and Shikamaru is the one on the left with teal hair (Zane). Enjoy! ^^

*** - This is the link you wanna watch - .com/watch?v=0xpcptzhCjM