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The New Sauron
ch. 2
Family
Naruto looked around at the new mindscape, his brain working double-time just to process what just happened. He had just made a deal with a Honest-to-God-Demon Lord for a family, and in return said Demon Lord; whose soul is incomplete; wants to bond with his soul to become complete again! Needless to say, there will be more trouble than he can shake a stick at later if anyone figures this out. Now that Naruto knew why everyone hates him, contrary to what he thought not even several hours ago, it did'nt make him feel any better.
But one thought came above all others: "Where the hell is my frikken family!" says Naruto out loud and very untactfully.
"Kit, you do realize that even the most simple of wishes takes a while to complete, right?" The nine tails comments.
Naruto realizes that his comment was a bit unfair, rubs the back of his head sheepishly and looks down. "Yea, but, I never ever had a family... not even anything close to one. So, the thought of getting one soon is just a dream come true! Y'know, besides becoming Hokage."
"And that will become a second dream come true... in about a decade or so."
Naruto faced in the direction of the new voice to find an unnaturally tall man with red hair that has some streaks of black mixed in. He had somewhat tan skin like Naruto he wore, a simple tan working shirt with simple tan fatigues. He had on some simple geta (traditional japanese elevated sandals (What Urahara from Bleach wears... I don't own Bleach either, nor any of the different brands of it)) as shoes, and wore some sunglasses covering his eyes.
"Who are you, and how did you get here?" Asked a certain demon fox, Naruto nodding his head as if to ask the same thing.
"My dear child, dont you recognize your own father?" Says the apparent Sauron in a surprisingly normal voice.
A smirk from Kyuubi as the fox starts purring "So THATS what you look like under all that armor, dad... No wonder where I get my looks from." Upon finishing that, the Kyuubi strikes a pose, as the other two of the three faceplants.
During the faceplant, Naruto gets a good look at Saurons eyes (The glasses fell off). They were basically like the giant eye he saw, pupils slit and dark as hell and flames flowing outwards from the said pupils. Oh, and there seemed to be red lightning in the tearducts, as well as around the eyes.
They both recover off the ground, Sauron fixing his glasses as he does so. "Well, ignoring that comment, I do beleive that I was going to make dear Naruto-kuns wish to come true." As Naruto starts to get a hopeful look, Sauron makes his next thought(s) known, "Naruto, from now on... I am your father."
"NnnnOOOOOO- Wait, I mean- YyyyEEEES! I HAVE A FATHER NOW! Take that you crappy orphanage! Naruto Uzumaki always keeps his promises!"
"You about done yet? Because I'm not through speaking."
The ecstatic blonde rubs the back of his head sheepishly as he says "Oh, sorry, please continue."
"So, here is the story I will make: I am really your uncle on your mothers side of the family, and have decided to adopt you as my son in memory of my dear loving and deceased sister... Speaking of which, Kyuubi will pose as an older sister with a brother complex."
"WHAT! I have no problems with the rest of your plans, but Kyuubi as a sister with a brother complex! I know what a brother complex is from all that material that I've read to develop the Orioke no jutsu, and it's just impossible because 1) Kyuubi is a giant fox hell bent on destroying Konoha 2) Kyuubi might not like the idea and kill me, and 3)... Isnt Kyuubi a boy with that deep voice and all?"
Kyuubi gets several anime veins as it it starts on a rant of it's own "Well, Naruto-kun, 1) I was put under a Genjutsu, you do know what that is, do you? 2) I wouldn't mind it, and killing you would be technically suicide for me, and 3) I am a pure manifestation of chakra, so don't neccessarily have a gender..." When Kyuubi finishes that statement, the nine tailed fox slowly shrinks and transforms into a rather buxom fiery red head, with red-slitted eyed full of mischevious malice (no, its not the same as regular malice). She had perfect and somewhat tan skin, same as Naruto, and a perfect hourglass figure. Red lips with a mischevious smile completed the set... Oh, and she was naked. "Just call me Kagura~ Desu~" She says in a voice fit for a goddess... Which ironically, she is the complete opposite of.
Shortly after, everything went black for Naruto...
Shortly after Naruto fainted (For the first time last chapter) Sarutobi Hiruzen rushed him to the hospital. Once Naruto was in a room, and properly being checked on, he watched the proceedings like a hawk. To their credit, the doctors only tried to kill The blonde once. After it was all done, and the guy that tried to kill Naruto was arrested, a doctor came out and faced the old kage...
"Report." The kage said in a commanding and powerful voice.
"No abnormalities besides the seal changing... Sir, I think it may be the Kyuubi's doing."
Old Hiruzen raises an eyebrow "Like the other thousends of reports I get every single day?" He says, mentally crying over the thousends of forms submitted each day to his office.
"N-no sir! I take my job seriously, no matter the patient! 'Sigh' What I am suggesting, Lord Hokage, is a genuine incident... My profetional opinion as a doctor is to find a seal master well versed in the arts, and see if he can make some kind of repairs. If that don't work sir..." he did not need to finish what he was going to say, Hiruzen got the picture.
"Reguardess of your opinion, even if repairs can't be made, I will not kill Naruto until he shows obvious aggression."
"I wouldn't suggest anything more, Lord Hokage." Says the doctor.
A smile creases on Hiruzens face "Thank you mister..."
"Senna Hyuuga, sir. Shinobi combat medic, jonin rank." The doctor says as he takes off some goggles he was wearing as well as a face mask and a konoha forehead protecter that he was wearing as a bandana.
The face of Senna Hyuuga was your traditional Hyuuga face, only with a warm smile and cut short hair. His eyes seem naturally squinted shut (Like Ichimaru Gin's from Bleach), probably the reason he wears goggles. You can just barely see the famed eyes of the Hyuuga clan through his squinted shut eyes, which somehow seems to glow an unnatural pale lavendar color.
"...Senna-Kun, thank you ; Its really difficult to find people whom actually do their jobs."
"Meh, live and let live."
"Right, now, ANBU!" As he gave out that commanding bark, three figures with animal masks appeared. There was one with a bird mask, one with a cat mask, and one with a fish mask, all respectfully standing in a line (One was kinda nervous). "I want you all to find Jiraiya, he should still be in the village from his last visit. Your best bet at finding him would be the Hot Springs! Bring him here ASAP!" With that last bark, his trusted loyal team shot out into the fading twilight.
"Sir, what would you have me do?" Asked the nearby Hyuuga.
"Go inside and tell everyone that their jobs are done, then keep a thorough watch on Naruto."
"Hai!" The Hyuuga then goes inside the room, Hiruzen hears some dialogue followed by a line of doctors exiting the room.
Little did Sarutobi know, that while nobody tried to kill Naruto, they did make off with a particularily valuable looking ring he had on his person... that is, when it was releasing a aura of power unnoticable to all but them. They thought- no, they knew that it would make them powerful.
It was one male and one female who took the ring, and already were they felling some kind of effect. Not too long later, did they start to go into some kind of trance.... was it working?
"My precious... the hell? Did I just call this ring my precious?"
"You dont have a wife," starts the female doctor "Unless," she blushes "You were referring to me?"
A sudden pulse through the ring and both persons eyes glazes over. "Hey, lets go on a small vacation, just the two of us. We can see some good sights, and maybe..."
The female doctor hushes the male doctor, they both go to the boss's office, get vacation time, and rushes out of the hospital. They get to their respective apartments, get their things, and rush to the village gates. The ring in their possession pulses every now and then to give out new orders/instructions.
When they get to the gates they flash their I.D.s and rush out quickly.
"They were in a bit of a hurry." Says Kotetsu.
"They're just probably eager to get out on their vacation," Drawls out Izumo, "I know I would if I had a job where I was in a shivering cold place that had nearly no other color than white and constantly smelled of different kinds of medecines... not to mention having to operate on critically injured or sick, and getting covered in blood and an aweful stench; I mean, sure, we cut up people too and get blood all over us, but we dont stick around afterwards to clean up the mess."
"Yea we do... some times."
And thus started a long argument between the two about the similarities between shinobi and doctors (or lack thereof).
Somewhere, many miles from Konoha, the two puppet love birds came to a stop when a pulse from the ring told them so.
Soon enough, a red and black chakra aura started to surround them, as they started to cry in pain. Blood started to cover them and the objects they carried and obscures their features, as their forms started to shift. One got much, much taller, and the others female features started to become more... gifted is the best word that comes to mind.
The blood then starts to take more definition, as it turns into clothes and items. One figure, the male, was Sauron, a fishnet shirt with a Haori (Kinda like an overcoat/vest) that has a Uzumaki spiral etched into the back. He also sports Hakama leggings and geta. Same sunglasses as before. The other was Kyuubi, who sported a vest with the Uzumaki spiral on it, a tanktop under that with long sleeves fishnet under even that. Regular pants and shinobi sandles finish the set.
As they start travelling back to konoha, the Kyuubi speaks up. "How did we just do that again?"
"'Sigh' For the hundreth time, using the bond to Naruto's soul I drew some power to start up a technique that I used long ago to give us both corporeal forms."
"Oh yea," Kyuubi says as she puts her hand to her chin, "You used that ability to give yourself that form that was destroyed by that one king, yea?"
With an anime vein, Sauron says "Yea, that one.... Remind me again how you could have forgotten? You stemmed from the very powers that I used to do such a feat, not to mention that you should have all of my memories."
Kyuubi looks over to the tall being walking beside her. "I guess me forming my own personality and all of the new memories I have collected overwritten most of my 'copied' memories from you."
"Resonable." Agrees Sauron as they walk down towards Konoha.
Meanwhile, in the hospital, Jiraiya just finished examining Naruto. "So, how is it? Can you fix it?" Asked a very hopeful Hiruzen. Jiraiya just shakes his head as he closes the door to Naruto's hospital room. "I'm afraid theres nothing to be done, the changes to the seal are permament, and anything added would just... burn off, I know, I tried." Sarutobi sighed and continues his inquiry.
"Can you tell me the effects of the jutsu?" Jiraiya nods as he gets out a peice of paper and starts to sketch on it. When he was done, he showed him what looked like a modified Shiki Fuuin Seal. "You see, it has all the effects of the regular Shiki Fuuin, but with some added effects. Two rings of seal kanji was added for extra strength, as well as nine additional and never before seen seal kanji positioned four on each side, with the ninth in the very middle of the seal. Now, this is where things get interesting, the other kanji are just lines, whereas the one in the middle is "Activated" to reveal... a red eye with a slit pupil."
"'sigh', I'm too old for this shit. Senna, go watch over Naruto, I need to discuss what I should do with Jiraiya." A nod from the Hyuuga doctor was all that was given before he left. "So, Jiraiya, what should we do?"
"Lets just wait untill he wakes up first, see what this is all about untill we make any actions."
The Sandaime nods in agreement.
Meanwhile, Naruto wakes from his small coma.
"Ahhh, what happened... it feels as if a million hot girls in bikinis partied in my skull."
"And by that nosebleed, it probably did happen... in your dreams, HA! Welcome back to the living, Naruto-kun." Greets a friendly looking doctor with nice looking goggles.
"Huh?" Was Naruto's intelligent reply.
"Wait here while I get the Hokage for you." He says as he wlks out of the door of the stark white room.
Naruto finally takes some time to get his bearings. No longer was he in a dreary dungeon, but now in a very well illuminated, stark white room that smelled heavily of so many medicines.
"Ugh, why am I in a hospital?" He finally peices together. "Oh yea... I was sent into my mind and met the... what do I call him, anyways?" He was interrupted by the very same door opening up revealing the elderly but powerful Sandaime Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi.
"Naruto, I'm glad to see that you're okay,,, why do you have a nosebleed?"
Naruto thinks back to everything that has happened to him thus far, up until the point where he sees the Kyuubi in her human form... striking a pose... saying her other name in a very cute tone... naked....
He got an even bigger nosebled. "Naruto... You werent having a perverted dream... were you?"
Just as he was going to explain all the events to preserve his dignity, he felt a pang of pain go through his head with a voice saying "Dont tell him yet, just go with the flow. We will explain everything later."
With a sigh, Naruto actually decides to listen to the voice in his head (0-0).
"Yea... I was having a pervy dream" This got a few laughs from all present, especially from a nearby author. "So, Naruto, can you give specifics?" Said the author in question, Jiraiya.
"The hell are you?"
In answer, Jiraiya starts doing a kabuki (A type of Japanese play, though I am not 100% on it.) dance.
He hops to the left as he says "I am the Sage of Mount Myobokugama, the one that all the ladies bow before, the great toad Sennen, Jiraiya!" He finishes with a pose.
'even though I should try that one day...' "... what the hell was that?" Naruto deadpans.
"That, Naruto-kun, was his introduction; he always does it to announce himself."
"Eh-hem, I'm still here, you know; now, about those specifi-" the perverse author was cut off by a loud yell of "Little-Brother!" and the mass glomping of Naruto by a beutiful red-head. "Never mind..." Jiraiya says with a giggle.
Sandaime, however thoght this less amusing 'Minato and Kushina didn't have a child before Naruto...' "Who are you?" he says. 'Kyuubi!' thinks Naruto, once he got his bearings... and promptly had an even bigger nosebleed.
"Allow me to explain." Says a new voice, they all looked towards to see a large figure with red hair, tan cloathes, and cool shades with Senna standing beside him with an apologetic look. "I will ask again," starts the Hokage, "Who are you, BOTH?"
"There is no need for alarm, Hokage-sama; daddy will explain everything!" says the red beuty, who was still holding Naruto to her... assets.
Jiraiya, whos brain finally caught up with the situation, says "Wait a second, red-hair, mischeivous smile, healthy tan complexion, are you by any relation to a Kushina Uzumaki?"
"Bingo!" Laughs the tall intruder, "I am her brother, Sauron Uzumaki, and this is my daughter, Kagura Uzumaki."
"So help me if you're lying..." Starts Jiraiya "The consequences WILL be dire..." Finishes Sarutobi.
"Well we are in a hospital, why not have a blood test? Naruto seems to already be one step ahead of us, by the way." "Naruto?" Both Jiraiya and Sarutobi looks towards Naruto "Naruto!" They both Yell out when they see him unconcious on the floor, nose gushing blood and Kagura fanning him with a towel.
"Sigh' Senna-kun, would you please collect some of Naruto's and... Saurons blood, and have a blood test done?" Senna nods and gets out a needle and two small vials, as he says "H-hai, but will Naruto-kun be Okay?" Sarutobi gives a small smile as he says "Yes, he'll be o.k., you'd be surprised at how many times this has happened... to various people!" with a curt nod, Senna Hyuuga went off to get the data from the two blood samples.
"So, I heard that Uzu was destroyed, care to explain how you two survived?"
A smile came from Sauron, "Actually, only me and Kushina survived, although I don't know how she survived, I survived by having my late wife finding my unconcious body while on a fishing trip." Lied Sauron, all while keeping a strait face. "Where is she now?" ventured Jiraiya. A frown came across Saurons face, as he says, I don't like talking about it." Both shinobi seemed to beleive him. "Oh, um, Sarutobi, I've overheard some people on my way here say some things about Naruto, something about demons and how they failed..." Sarutobi gave a sigh "Damn it, thay seem to get more and more bold by the day." Sauron, upon hearing this, gained a frown "Did they hurt Naruto?"
Hiruzen replied "No, no they didn't. No one has ever gained enough nerve to actually do something, be it because they fear for their lives or they find actually attacking him to be a fool's folly. But recently, they have become more and more bold; upon retrospect, some one must be out there, pulling strings, because noone attacked him in malice ever until just recently... and I don't think this is the work of 'liquid courage' either." Sauron gained a pondering look, then just shrugged his shoulders " It doesent matter, I'll just protect Naruto with all I am, no matter what! And that is a promise!" At that, Jiraiya smiled 'He's just like them.' Some warmth came into Sarutobi's eyes, while on the inside, Sauron was smirking 'They trust me now, hehehe.'
A little later, Senna came back with a few charts. "Hokage-sama, all things seem to check out, hell, if I didn't know any better, I would say that Sauron's Naruto's biological father!" Jiraiya's jaw hit the floor and Hiruzen gave a sigh of releif.
As if on a miraculous cue, Naruto woke up. "Uhhh, what happened?"
The old man nearby smiles and says "Congradulations, Naruto, you have a new family."