Story name: Heaven in Hell
Disclaimer - K.Minashi came to my house to give me the rights for Gaara. I opened the letter and anthrax puffed out...good thing I wear my gas mask every second of the day...
Rating- Still not bad...sorry
Authors note: oh my god! You guys couldn't even give me 15 rev's! Oh well...I'm nice and I shall post it before...also...I LOVE YOU GUYS THAT DID REVIEW!!! You make my world lighter (okay I'm weird...just ask all my friends) and anyway...Sasuke's not here yet...sorry.
Sasu: what?!? I hate you cat I really do! I want to fuc-(mouth is suddenly covered by cat's)
Me: nnnneways...read and enjoy!
(Italics are Naruto's thoughts)
"Tsunade! Please don't make me go! Please! I don't want to spend my last year with Orochimaru! Please!" Naruto had been whining for a while now and she was just ignoring him completely. She smiled occasionally at the mention of her own brothers' name and how much torture she was putting him through. She's so fucking sadistic. Naruto thought to himself.
"Go catch to bus before it leaves you. And, if I find out that you skipped, you'll have to give me foot rubs for a month." Naruto shivered at the thought.
"Fine," he mumbled under his breathe, "Stupid old Hag." he got out of his house and headed over to the bus stop. He walked in the dark and spotted someone there already. Okay, this is going to suck...a lot. He positioned himself on the fence next to the other guy with bright red hair. Minutes kept passing in an awkward silence.
Just when Naruto finalized that the guy was a mute, the silence was broken. "You're the new student." he said in more of a statement form than a question. He looked at the guy. He hadn't moved and in and if he would have said nothing there would have been no difference at all.
"Yeah," he replied looking straight into the other boys face. No emotions were visible. This guy just stood there with an indifferent expression as he stared at the cars that passed by.
"Senior," he stated again
"Yup." he continued nervously continuing to stare at the guy oddly. What IS this guy "Do you have ...PSN or something?"
His head finally turned and stared into the deep blue orbs. Naruto regretted the question, feeling the most scared he has in his life. Or pretty close.
"Esp.?" he just responded
Naruto let out his held breath. "Yeah! That!"
"But first tell me, are you a dumbass?" the look on the other guys face was seriously interested in the answer. This guy had too many problems. (A/n I f-ing LOVE Gaara!!!!! so chill out)(1)
Humiliation. That was filled Naruto. Pure humiliation. There he was, on the first day, making a dumbass out of himself.
"Hey! I'm not a dumbass!!"
"Whatever. And no I don't have ESP." he turned back to the cars.
The bus came with its flashing lights. We quickly got into it and tried to find a seat while it continued to move. A guy in the back with black hair and a weird hair cut stood up and waved violently at the red head.
"Gaara!" he yelled, "Come sit by me!" This guy Gaara walked, of course with no emotion, to the seat and kissed the boy gently on the lips. He's Gay!?!
Naruto sat in an empty seat with some kid sleeping on the window. The rest of the he sat silently, awaiting the impending doom that lay ahead. After thirty minutes of fighting off sleep, he arrived in front of the school. A huge sign in the corner announcing the name of the school, perfect bushes and a well painted school. Oh god, he WAS in hell.
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He walked into his first class and took a seat. The bell rung and he still could not notice the teacher. Thirty minutes into class and the teacher was still not there. Where the hell is the teacher?
The boy sitting next to him was munching on a bag of chips loudly like he hadn't eaten in 100 years. Okay, Naruto thought, time to make friends.
"Hey!" he said to the guy.
"Hey! What up? You new?" he said thought chomps of his chips.
"Yeah I just transferred. My name is Naruto." he held out his hand and shook the other boy's hand firmly.
"I'm Chouji."
"Do you know where the teacher is? Class already started."
Chouji laughed a little, still eating his chips. "Kakashi is never here on time. But you can't be late." he smiled, "He has cruel ways of punishing people." Naruto nodded and took a mental not of that.
Suddenly the door opened and a young guy stepped in. Then man had silver hair and a black cloth around his face with a cap on only allowing you to see one of his eyes. His nose was dug into a small orange book as he walked in.
"Porn." Chouji said.
"What?"
"It's a porn book, just in case you were going to ask. I think he reads it everyday." he smiled
"Oh," Great now he had a perverted teacher. "Is he tough?"
"Not a lot of work but he make us use out minds to solve puzzles and makes us read those books as part of our curriculum. It's kind of disturbing" Chouji opened a new bag of chips and started to much those down.
"Are they really that bad?" Chouji stopped eating and looked up from his bag.
"Umm, they are...gay...porn books." HE'S GAY TOO!!
"And we HAVE to read these books?" gay porn? That's just weird. Who would want to read GAY porn? (2)
"Yup!"
"Okay, class" Kakashi said, closing the little novel, "You all know me, but for the new kid over there, I'm Kakashi. The curriculum is the same. You don't do what I say, you fail! Understood? Don't be late to my class and don't get annoyed that I'm a little late to each class." A Little?! That was fucking half the class!! "Okay, now do what ever you want for now."? He picked the book back up and continued reading.
"He's always like that the first day of school. It just so happens that this is when the new volume of that book comes out."
"I see." the class was filled with voices of friends talking. Chouji had introduced Naruto to some of his friends; there was Gaara, which he met on his bus, he didn't seem to loosen up even though this kid, Lee was attached to his arm. And, there was Neji. Neji was a weird kid. He looked so proper and his leg kept brushing Naruto's.
"So do you like Konoha prep so far?" Gaara said.
"Yes! Can you believe how much youth has been spread upon this glorious school?" Lee shouted.
"Umm... yeah, it's cool." Naruto replied, inching away from these creepy people.
He felt a hand rubbing his led. He looked to the side and Neji was looking back. Holy Crap! He's hitting on me! He smiled nervously and scooted further away.
Not too long later, Neji's chair was magically closer than ever.
"Naruto," Neji said softly, rubbing his finger ever so softly on Naruto's cheek. "What are these?" He whispered bringing his other hand to Naruto's inner thigh. Chouji and the others were trying to keep back the laughter that was boiling up inside them.
He laughed nervously again and took Neji's hand off his leg, moving away. "Just scars." he didn't want to be rude, but what he really wanted to say was ' Stop rubbing up on me you fucking fag!" be he could never say that. Not to his newly found friends.
"Neji," Gaara said in monotone. "He's straight." Neji frowned and moved away. Naruto struggled not to let out a sigh of relief and was thanking every thing he could possibly thank.
"Hey what if I wasn't straight?" Naruto said.
"Gaara's Gay-dar never fails. He could sense a gay guy from miles away." Lee said. Ok, that's just weird...Are there any normal people in this school!?
"Oh well." Neji said, breaking Naruto out of his thoughts, "Rumor says there are two new transfer students." he smirked and sat back in his chair.
"I have only one person I love! Right Gaara-kun?" Lee said kissing Gaara on the lips and cuddling into the red heads arms.
"How long have you two been...um...together?" Naruto asked.
"About two years." lee smiled and if possible, cuddled even more into Gaara's chest. Gaara smirked and rubbed lee's arm. "And what great years those were. Lee's an animal in bed." ah...gross.
"Okay." Chouji interrupted the uncomfortable conversation. "Naruto, what classes do you have next?"
He pulled a crumbled piece of paper out of his pocket and studied it. "I have calculus."
"With who?"
"Raidou."
Everyone looked at Naruto and busted into laughter. "Good luck. During lunch meet up with us under the stairs in the front.
"What's wrong with Professor Raidou?"
"Nothings wrong with him, just his boy friend." Chouji said. Crap he had another gay teacher.
Author's note: okay just to clear things up...I LOVE GAY GUYS!!! Okay...just Naruto is supposed to be straight...okay...and yes this is yaoi...SasuNaru...okay. And read, review, and enjoy! Woo
(1)- thank you illi for contributing that...it was all darkalbino and her funny yet wrong ways.D love ya hun!
(2)- Me!!! Me!!!! And any yaoi fan girls!!! Woo!!!