Story Name: Heaven in Hell

Rating: nothing big...a bit of yaoi...but DUH!!!!! This is a yaoi story...
more of that to come!!!!

Authors note: I am sick...I am sleep deprived...and I'm getting threats from
fans from my two stories...PLEASE be patient with me, love's !!!!! I'm dying
here for you!! Ack!!!

Disclaimer: I applied for a job as K. Masashi's cook. I got accepted under
the wonderful disguise my imaginary friend Timmy made for me... But then he
had to fire me because a lot of the people complained that I was naked...I'M
NOT NAKED!!!! IT'S A COSTUME!!!!! TIMMY MADE IT!!!

My Wonderful Beta- Kaname Natsumi. LOVING YOUR HELP!!!! I DON'T KNOW WHERE I
WOULD BE WITHOUT YOU, HUN!!

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After class, Genma held him after class for what seemed like an eternity.
Genma talked about his curriculum and the different teachers. He wasn't as
jumpy and seductive anymore. Naruto's guess was that he missed his boyfriend
and was trying to kill time using Naruto. Why me? Why not anyone else. He
sighed.

Genma basically whispered his words, and constantly threw glances at
the clock. As soon as Naruto was sure he missed his bus, Genma released him,
skipping down the hallway to his lover.

He almost sprinted down the long hallway to the front of the school to see a
few kids here and there, but no buses.

'Fuck!' he thought, 'now I have to call the old hag. She's going to kill my
ass.' He pulled out his cell phone and punched in his grandmothers' phone
number. It rang four times before a really nice lady picked it up.

"Konoha Hospital, Psychiatric Department. How may I help you?"

"Hey Shizune, can you put Tsunade on the phone?" Shizune was Tsunade's
assistant but in her spare time she filled papers and took calls.

"Sure Naruto." he waited patiently for this grandmother.

"What do you want, brat?" she sounded pissed. Well when was she ever happy
to get a call when she was at work? For being a psychologist, she had too
many mood swings…

"Gee, thanks, Baa-Chan. Hi to you too." Naruto took a seat on one of the benches
near the front gates.

"Whatever. What's wrong?"

"Can you pick me up from school? My teacher needed to talk to me so I missed
the bus."

"Well, I have a client scheduled for 3:00 and I can't leave. I'll pick you
up in 2 hours."

"TWO HOURS?!" what the hell was he supposed to do in the mean time? He
sighed in defeat when he heard his grandmothers' boss warning her about
personal calls. "Alright. But no more than that! Bye." and without a
response the line went dead.

'Oh well, Guess I could catch up with my homework.' he thought. Yeah, right.
Naruto, catching up on HOMEWORK? Not in a million years.

He looked around the rest of the lot and spotted the boy from his 6th period
leaning against the trunk of his black spider convertible. Deciding it was a
hell of a lot more fun to hang out with a random stranger than to catch up
on homework, he got up and made his was over to the car.

"Hey! Umm...Sa...ku...nai...?" the raven turned his gaze to the brilliant
blonde boy waving at him.

"It's Sasuke."

"Oh sorry. I'm really bad with names" he smiled and scratched the back of
his head.

"Hn." Sasuke crossed his arms over his chest and stared at the blonde, making
Naruto feel very uncomfortable. Naruto shifted his weight to his other foot,
hating the awkward silence.

"So..." he broke out, "What are you doing here?"

"Waiting for my uncle. You?"

"Missed my bus. So I'm waiting for my grandmother to come pick me up."

"When's she coming?"

"Two hours," he sighed heavily and dropped his backpack by his feet, "She
has a meeting and gets out late."

"I could take you home if you need a ride."

"What about your uncle?" Sasuke gave a little smirk, and like Gaara's, it was
weird and rare. "It wouldn't be the first OR last time I ditched him."

Sasuke took out his keys and pressed the button on the keys to unlock the
doors. He slid into the drivers' seat as Naruto slid into the other side.
"Want something to eat first? I'm famished."

"Sure, I'm hungry too." Sasuke cranked up his car and drove to the nearest fast-food restaurant.

Once they got their meals they sat in one of the bright plastic booths.
Sasuke picked at the chicken that was sprinkled over his salad while Naruto
chomped away at his triple stacked hamburger and large fries.

"Do you really eat ALL of that?" Sasuke asked, taking a mouth full of leaves
into his mouth.

"Yes. Do you normally eat grass?"

Sasuke pouted "It's a salad."

"Well, it's too healthy for my liking." he smiled, taking another
disgusting bite out of his massive burger.

"When you die of heart failure, I'll be sure to bury you with one of those."
Sasuke quickly regretted those words when he saw Naruto stop chewing and
stare at his burger. He felt really guilty. Maybe he pushed some sensitive
buttons. Shit, he didn't even know the kid and he already touched a weak
point. "Hey, I didn't mean it."

"Huh?" Naruto looked up from his sandwich and looked at the raven with a
confused look.

"I didn't know you were sensitive about that." Sasuke said softly.

"About what?" his confused expression deepened.

"The dying part." Irritated by the blonde trying to act ignorant, he sighed
angrily.

"Oh no, it's nothing. Thank for being so nice. I would love to be buried with
one of these babies!" Naruto let out a little laugh and took a bite out of
his meal again.

"Then why did you get quiet?"

"Oh!" he let out another loud laugh." I had trouble swallowing. It got stuck
in my throat." He finished his sandwich, stopped at the end of his straw
and wiped his mouth with a paper napkin.

"Dobe! I thought you... whatever. You missed a spot." he pointed in the
general direction of his face. Naruto wiped frantically at his face.

"Where?" Naruto said.

"Here, let me get it for you." Sasuke leaned into Naruto's personal space.
He stuck his pink tongue out and licked the substance of the blondes' cheek,
which was relatively close to the blonde's perfect lips. The raven sat back
down, trying not to spit out the mayonnaise. "There you go. Now you face is
clean."

Naruto was speechless. His pants tightened and his stomach was spinning
wildly around his stomach. "T-Thanks." he said getting out of the booth and
throwing away his tray.

"Are you ready to leave?"

"Yeah, sure I'll give you directions."

Sasuke dropped Naruto at his house and returned to the school to pick up an
angry uncle, while Naruto stayed confused about what happened just a few
minutes earlier.

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In the morning, for the first time he was actually woken up by his alarm
clock rather than the loud voice of his 'loving' grandmother. Getting up and
dragging his feet across the floor, he brushed his teeth and finished his
morning routine before he met his grandmother in the kitchen, quietly
sipping coffee.

"What wrong, Baa-chan?" Something had to be wrong, Tsunade didn't just sit
quietly. Much less drink coffee.

She smiled innocently at him and said, "Brat, you should go catch you bus."
Her voice cracked as if she had been crying earlier.

"Are you sick?" He asked worrying.

"No honey, I'm fine. Go catch your bus now. I'm NOT driving you to school!"
she hugged him and retired to her own room. She was being very
un-Tsunade-like and honestly it scared him. What could've happened to her to
make her this upset?

He walked out of the house and joined Gaara at the bus stop. He had his
normal indifferent facial expression as he nodded what seemed to be a 'hi'
with unspoken words.

"You have a family problem?" Gaara said.

"How the HELL did you find that out?!" Naruto almost screamed.

"Naruto, your emotions basically scream out to everyone. It doesn't take a
genius to figure out how your feeling. Now what's wrong?"

"My grandmother's just a bit under the weather." Naruto confessed.

"Well I hope she feels better."

"Thanks" The bus, as if on cue, slowly approached with its flashing lights
and florescent paint. Getting on and ignoring Gaara and Lee wasn't so hard
today. Something kept him hoping to get to school earlier.


Authoress' note: Sooooooooorrrrryy!!!!!!!!!! This chappie sucks my right
thumb!!!!! OMG I swear I will give you a bit of angst and a ...lemon... you
might not like it though...but I'm not going to spoil the story for you!!
Yay! If there are any questions ...just review and I will try to answer as
fast as I can! Yay! but...the lemon will be probly next chappie or the one
after that..yay!!! but there is angst...also the next chappie WILL be longer!!!
sorry this one is so short..