Heaven in Hell
Chapter: 5
Rating: M for a bit of ...well I shouldn't even call it gore...just like mentions of stuff...yeah...JUST READ!!
Authors note: Okay I promised you angst so...here's a bit of angst...I'm not good at writing that... I'm more of a fluffy wuffy writer, but hey! Can't blame me for trying, eh? Lol so hope it's not too bad...lol.
Disclaimer: Okay! If any one asks...Sasuke and Naruto are NOT screwing in my trunk. Hmph...Sasuke's just doing CPR...on a Naruto that's not chocking...and K. Masashi is not tied up in my room...with scorpions...THAT'S RIGHT!!! All of this is NOT happening!! XD
Authoresses note: Ok...angst starts here and ...well later on in the chappie, but its defiantly in this chappie...I don't know what I'm doing with this story right now so...please don't hate me if some stuff does not make sense...T.T I'm sorry...also; all my illi fans...ILLI WILL MAKE HER RETURN SOON!!!!! SO YOU WILL BE ABLE TO FINISH GUIDE TO THE WILD SIDE!!!! WOOO...too bad I have already read it...bwahahahahahaha!!!! Sucks for the readers...she said that she was going to post the chappies slow so she could get reviews...SO REVIEW!!!!...review my story too pweez... (Googly eyes and bats eyelashes) :D
Italics are Naruto's thoughts. (If you didn't know that then you obviously have not read a lot of fan fics)
Under the tree sat the usual group; Gaara, Lee, Neji, Chouji, and now the new member, Naruto. They have been talking for a while now, or more like, hear Neji complain, and complain, and complain about everything.
"Ugh! Fuck guys! Their so stupid! I'm going back to girls!" Neji ranted on randomly.
"Why the sudden change of...sexual preference?" Naruto asked, holding back a laugh.
"Well, I've been trying to get a smokin' hot boyfriend for the past few weeks! First, it was Naruto, then this guy at the bar, then that guy at the club and the one at the diner..." he kept going on listing the guys he met in the past WEEK! Jeez no wonder! Thought Naruto. "... But all they want is SEX!"
Naruto sighed heavily knowing that he would regret the question, "What happened?" It was obviously the question Neji wanted to hear, as he perked up and began his story.
"Well, you see, there was this guy at this bar I met," Again? Thought Naruto, "And, of course I went up to him and TOTALLY flirted with him! He was totally into me and ...pfft... of course I was into him! So we spent the night together, all up on each other. By the way, I feel bad for the neighbors. Their going to have nightmares for a week or two." Oh God, too much information! "Anyway, I woke up this morning looking for that very sexy brunette, but he was gone! He ran! I hate men!" He plopped down on the grass and grunted. Naruto let the conversation drop. Anyways, it was EVERYDAY that he complained about guys and threatened to go back to girls. He never did actually go back. It was just fun to watch. EVERYBODY becomes sadistic when Neji is around.
"Okay, whatever." Gaara said.
"Hey, Naruto." His heart almost skipped a beat. He knew that voice, but why does it make his stomach swirl? "Can I sit with you guys?" he said pointing to the little patch of grass next to Naruto.
"Sure. Come! Everyone, this is Sasuke." he told his friends. They talked for the rest of the time they had before their classes started, and he had to say that when Neji hears no, he doesn't try again.
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The day went by normally. Well, as normal as this school could get on a healthy level. Everything was fine until 5th period. Iruka's class. During one of his slit-your-wrist lectures that could have been about as useful as horse shit for what Naruto knew; the P.A. came on with an obnoxious ding.
"Iruka? Can you please send Naruto Uzumaki to the Dean's office? It might take up the whole class period," The woman said. Iruka motioned for Naruto to come collect his homework assignment.
"I'll send him right down." He responded to the wall.
"Thank you, sir," She said before another ding came on and ended the short conversation. Naruto packed up his stuff and walked over to the teacher, receiving immature snickers from his classmates. Iruka was the type of person that fathers people, if there was anything you had a problem with, you could go to him and he would listen.
"Naruto," He said quietly making sure the rest of the class could not hear, "Do you have any problems? People don't usually get called down to the Dean's office."
"No Iruka, I'm not having any problems. I seriously don't know what this is about." Naruto said grabbing the papers from his kind teacher's hands.
"Oh, well if you have any problems at all, don't hesitate to talk to me okay?"
"Of course," And with that, Naruto walked out of the class; suddenly feeling an impending doom. Why did he have the urge to just run away? In his stomach, he could feel that something bad was going to happen.
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He walked into the office and was quickly greeted by a white haired male. His I.D badge read Kabuto.
"Naruto Uzumaki, I presume?"
All he got from the blonde was a quick nod. "Right this way, sir. Orochimaru has been waiting for you." He smiled and led the way through a long hallway leading to the Dean's office. Kabuto opened the door saying, "Sir, Naruto is here." and stepped aside, motioning for the blonde to enter. Golden eyes watched his every move as Naruto took his seat in front of his desk.
"What do you want, Orochimaru?" Naruto said in an irritated tone.
"Ah Naruto, Naruto. Still not calling me Uncle yet are we?" he smiled, showing his pale white teeth.
"I would never see a bitch like you as my uncle," He sneered.
"Ah, well I'm sure you'll hate me more today than you ever have in your life."
"I don't even think that's possible," the blonde said plainly.
"Hear me out, boy." Naruto leaned back in his chair, knowing he couldn't just leave. He looked to his side, sickened by even being in the presence of a guy that just had an evil aura. "You remember your mother and father right?" The pale man folded his hands and leaned in closer, placing his elbows on the hard wooden desk. Noticing he wasn't going to get an answer, he continued, "Let me tell you about their death." He smiled evilly.
"I would rather chew on my foot," Naruto said, sinking lower into his chair.
"Too bad," He said briefly before beginning his story, "Your father and I were very good friends. Much like you and that new kid. Even though you don't know him very well, there is still that unbreakable bond, a connection so to speak. Jiraya, your father, and I were inseparable and even Jiraya and Tsunade became best friends. But then it got to the point where I started to love your father. I could not be without him. We always hung out together, until the whore that was your mother came in the picture."
"Hey! Don't say that shit about my mom!" Naruto busted out.
"That whore started to take up all of his time and fell in love with him. The only difference between my love and hers was that he loved her back.
"How long is this gay ass story going to be? I would actually prefer to go to class," Naruto said yawning, "So your gay and hate my mom, what does that have to do with the car crash?"
"Car crash? You still believe that child's story? Okay, so let me explain. Your father ended up marrying your mother and my jealousy just kept boiling up. I hated that woman more than anything. But then she popped you out and that was the last straw. I knew they were together but I refused to imagine how you were made. I wanted your father to do that to me. I wanted to scream his name in the night with his warm skin on mine..."
"This is gross; please don't go into details," Naruto interrupted again.
"Shut up. Anyways, when you were born, they named Tsunade and I as your legal guardians, of course you were little and named everything that was older than you your grandparent. But I refused. I would never be the guardian of a product of their love. So when I had had enough, I went into their house and talked to your mother and father." Naruto was dense, but he wasn't stupid. He knew what was going to be said next.
"When your father left to get us a beer, I pulled out my pocket knife and plunged it into her neck, covering her mouth of course. Nobody wants a screaming bitch."
"You're lying!" He screamed pounding his fists onto the desk and standing, "Shut up, you freak! My mom died in a car crash with dad! That's all!" Holding tears back, he was slowly going insane. How could this be possible? Tsunade told him it was a tragic car crash. This couldn't be possible.
"Calm down, Naruto."
"Do NOT tell me to calm down. If this IS true, that you killed my mother, then tell me why Baa-chan lied?! Why did Tsunade keep it from me!?" One tear slipped out but was quickly swiped away with Naruto's fist.
"Hold on. Let me finish my story." Naruto took his seat and calmed a bit, "Your father rushed in when he heard a bit of noise. He caught me holding his beloved wife against the wall and a rapidly increasing pool of blood on the floor. I let her go, ready to have him in MY arms. But, of course, he ran to her side and cried his little heart out while the gagging noise (a/n) of his wife seized. He kept whispering 'why!' and how he can't live without her. How was that slut more important than me?!"
"She was my MOTHER!" Naruto yelled hysterically, "and you're a freak!"
"Yes," Orochimaru smiled evilly, "I know that now. I didn't want him to live if I couldn't have him for myself. So I killed him the same way I killed that bitch. Just as if you knew what was happening, you started to cry, but I thought 2 people dead was enough, so I spared your life. But of course I wouldn't leave you without at least a mark. That's where those came from," He said pointing to Naruto's marked cheeks, "The blood was every-"
"Shut up!" Naruto interrupted, "I don't want to hear this!" Tears poured down his marked cheeks, "Why would you even tell me this, you sick bastard!"
"To ruin you life" Orochimaru got up quickly and rammed a fragile Naruto into the wall by the neck, getting way too close to Naruto's lips. "I can't have you living a fabulous life while you're at my school."
"I'm going to call the police on your ass." Naruto growled with a tightened throat.
"Now that wouldn't be a good idea. My darling sister thought about that before and that only ended in tragedy. Now, I'm sure you wouldn't want little ol' me taking care of you in the place of your precious Baa-chan, now would you?"
"W-What?" He stuttered
"It would be UNFORTUNATE if Tsunade got in an... ACCIDENT." Naruto's eyes widened, "But, don't worry. That would only happen if you don't do what I say."
"You wouldn't dare touch her!" Naruto growled.
"If you think I'm kidding, go ahead and try me. I won't mind doing it. My sister's getting on my nerves anyway." He smiled evilly.
Naruto knew he wasn't faking it. Orochimaru was crazy. He would do anything and everything to get his way. There was no way to get out of this.
With a sigh, Naruto said "What do you want?" He would do anything if it saves his grandmother's life.
"So you give in. Smart choice. Well," he paused in thought, "Today I would say you don't have to do anything except keep our little conversation our little secret. If word gets out, your life would just get harder and harder, understand?"
"Yes, sir." He said in defeat.
"You are dismissed. Oh and Naruto; call me Uncle." He laughed evilly.
Naruto turned and walked to the door. "Yes," Naruto shivered, "Uncle." he walked out of the room and heard Orochimaru's evil laugh trail behind him.
(A/n)- for those of you that have hot seen saving private Ryan... when your esophagus is punctured... your still alive basically so you try to breathe but you end up only being able to let out air which ends up sounding like your gagging...I think...
Author's note: Omg!!! I think this is a long chappie but yeah... omg!!!!!!! I swear this took forever to type!!! Ugh!!!!!! Lmao! I hope you liked it!! And r&r pweeeeez (googly eyes)