Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Venom or Carnage

Venom ran through the door to find a large laboratory with many potion vial's and serums.

In the center of the room was a rather large black cauldron with a green substance in it. Standing next to it was Voldemort who hissed,"Do you really think that with brute strength alone, that you actually have a chance of killing me?"

Venom shrugged and said,"Yeah, pretty much."

Voldemort narrowed his eyes at him and snarled,"You must truely be feeling arrogant aren't you? You might have been lucky enough to maim a good portion of my Death Eaters but they are nothing compared to me! Now, I don't suppose you know what this is?" said Voldemort pointing towards the cauldron.

Venom stared hard at the cauldron and said,"Alright, don't tell us, we think we got it... it's on the top of our tongue, wait! We got it! It's a potion in a cauldron!"

Voldemort bore a sadistic smirk on his face and said,"It's not just any potion, it's a brand new potion that I've recently created. This potion, which I've called the Oz potion, will-"

"Do something that will make you stronger, blah blah blah," said Venom mockingly.

Voldemort's eyes gleamed with rage and before he could do anything else, a horrible shriek was heard.

On the left side of the laboratory, the wall was smashed right open by some sort of red claw.

Venom turned towards this incoming intruder, and then said,"All right who is it that's trying to stop us from finally giving this-"

With a terrible roar of agony, the creature jumped into the room screaming in Bellatrix's voice,"MASTER!!"

'Bellatrix? What on earth happened to her,' asked Harry.

Venom was silent for a moment and bellowed,"HOLY CRAP ON A FUCK STICK! IT'S CARNAGE!"

'Who?,' asked Harry.

'Harry, Carnage is my...son.'

Harry was silent for a moment and said,'Okay, how? I really don't see how you could get a female symbiote pregnant.'

'Harry, my kind reproduces asexually,' said Venom bluntly.

'Well that can't be fun especially with the giving birth part,' said Harry.

'Trust me it wasn't,' said Venom darkly with a shudder.

"MASTER! MASTER! HELP ME!!" Carnage screamed as the monstrosity started wreaking destruction in the lab by smashing vials with his claws and sending out redish-black tentacles everywhere.

"Bellatrix stop! Your going to-"

Voldemort was too late however as Carnage sent the black cauldron flying, spewing it's contents all over Voldemort!

Venom winced and said,"Ouch, that's gotta hurt!"

Voldemort screamed in pain as the potion was fused into his body, turning his body green.

"Uh, Voldy, you alright," asked Venom as Voldemort started mutating.

Suddenly Carnage tackled Venom to the ground who let out a small yelp of pain from the force of impact.

Venom punched Carnage of him and fired a web-line at the red symbiote.

Venom reeled him in and then hit him with a wicked uppercut that sent Carnage flying straight through the top of the roof.

Venom smirked and then was hit by a blast of fire from the back!

Venom let out a animalistic screech and looked around to see what had attacked him and said,"Ah, crap.

It was Voldemort, only he had become completely mutated from the OZ potion. Now, he looked nothing else but some sort of demon. His entire body had become dark green and incredibly muscular, though not quite as big as Venom. Miraculously his robes were not completely ribbed though most of his chest was exposed. There were thick scales on his body and on his head were small horns. His face was gleaming with hatred and his eyes were glowing red as he snarled,"You... you did this to me, you turned me into this!"

Venom held up his right hand in self-defense and said,"Okay, 2 things. 1:The crazy lady was the one who did this to you. 2:Your new look is actually an improvement on you Voldy, you actually look better than you were pretty boy Tommy Riddle."

Voldemort let out a roar that shook the room and yelled,"Don't you even dare call me by that name!"

"You know, I think I once said something like that a long time ago,"pondered Venom.

Suddenly Voldemort's body became engulfed in flames! Venom took a cautious step back. If Voldemort could use fire based energy attacks, this fight could prove incredibly hard and rather painful at his behalf.

Voldemort fired several large fireballs from his hands at Venom who leaped and did sumersaults to dodge them and clung towards a wall.

'Darn, can't get too close to him, we'll only get barbaqued.'

'Venom, I've got a idea, why don't you try throwing objects at him from a distance?' said Harry.

Venom dodged another fireball and said,'Great idea!'

Venom grabbed a large table, picked it up, and threw it at Voldemort who fired a fireball at the table which split it into two and set it on fire but on of them hit Voldemort hard in the chest.

Venom quickly grabbed several dozen potion beakers with his symbiote tentacles and flung them at Voldemort before he could get up and defend.

Voldemort hissed in pain as the potion vials exploded on his body and he fell down on his knee's with the fire surrounding him burning out.

Seeing his chance, Venom fired a web-line at Voldemort's chest and then he tugged hard on it, reeling Voldemort in.

As Voldemort was sent flying towards him, Venom focused the strength in his right hand and then decked him with a powerful punch that sent Voldemort hard on the ground.

However, Voldemort wasn't going to give up so quickly and got up on his feet in a instance, growling.

Venom let out a battle roar and charged towards Voldemort, his claws slashing at the air.

Voldemort sent out a double-fisted punch towards Venom who caught them in his hands.

Both of them growled viciously as they tried pushing each other back. Venom was hard pressed by the strength of Voldemort but still, he was stronger and with a wild roar, shoved Voldemort back and struck him with a strong punch to the gut.

Opening his jaws wide, Venom slammed them shut on Voldemorts' left shoulder who let out a roar of pain.

Not letting go, Venom slammed Voldemort hard on a wall, breaking it in the process, and then lifting him up, slammed Voldemort down hard on the ground with 70 of his strength.

For a moment, it looked like Voldemort was down for the count, after all, his left shoulder was bleeding rapidly with a lot of the tissue torn off. But then his entire body became engulfed with flames larger than ever before.

With a horrible roar, he tackled Venom and grabbed him in a back-breaking bear hug. Venom let out a screech of pain as his stength began to decrease rapidly due to the heat of the fire.

Gathering whatever strength he had left in his body, Venom extended his claws and stabbed Voldemort right through his left shoulder blades.

Voldemort let out a bone-chilling roar and let go of Venom who collapsed on his back.

Voldemort fell on his knee's, his breathing labored as he clutched his wound which was covered in blood.

Growling he said,"This isn't over, Venom."

Taking a massive leap, Voldemort jumped towards a hole in the ceiling and fled.

Venom groaned in pain as the flames on his body continued to burn him.

Summoning Harry's wand from a pocket dimension, Venom pointed it at himself and weakly said,"Augementai."

This released a stream of water at him which quickly doused out the flames.

Venom's slowly turned back into Harry's clothes as Harry became visible.

He looked like a wreck, to say the least, there were burn marks on his body, bruises, and his glasses were cracked.

Exhaustingly, Harry weakly got up and said,"Some fight, huh?"

'Harry...don't talk,' said Venom in a tired tone.

"Fine," said Harry weakly.

Harry managed to drag himself outside and muttered,"Great, how am I supposed to get back to civilization?"

As Harry made his way into the woods his remaining strength started to dwindle and soon enough he fell down to the ground.

"I think I'll just take quick nap here," said Harry drowsly as he fell asleep.

When Harry came to he found himself on a bed with a sheet over his face.

Pulling it of, he looked around to see he was in some sort of odd bedroom.

'Hey Venom, where are we?' asked Harry.

'I don't know, I fell asleep when you did to get some strength back, though to be honest I didn't get much back.'

They're mental conversation was interrupted when footsteps were heard coming up.

Harry tensed, unsure of who it was until the door opened to reveal...

"Hello, Harry Potter," said Luna Lovegood.

Harry blanched and said,"Luna? What are you doing here?"

She have him her usual dreamy look and said,"Well, this is my home, so it is quite possible that I come here often during the summer."

Harry got out of the bed, wincing a little bit and said,"Er, how exactly did I get here?"

"Do you remember when I told you that me and my daddy were going on an expedition to find a Crumple Horned Snorcack? Well, we seemed to have gotten the wrong directions and ended up someplace else when I found you sleeping in the forest," explained Luna.

"That makes sense. Well, thanks for getting me to safety Luna, but I sorta have to get going," said Harry.

For the first time Harry saw concern on Luna's face as she said,"Harry, I may not be a licensed Healer, but shouldn't you rest for a couple of days? You looked really injured when I found you and Daddy almost considered taking you to St.Mundogo's."

Harry tensed, the thought of being taken to St.Mundogo's was unnerving due to the risk of Healers accidentely finding out about Venom and reporting his existence to the Ministry.

"Um, on second thought, maybe your right, I guess I could take it a little easy for a couple of days," said Harry.

Luna's expression turned back into it's usual dreamy one and she said,"Good to hear, Harry. Would you like to see the rest of my house?"

Harry nodded and said,"Sure."

As she and Harry walked downstairs, Harry heard Venom say,'Well, this definately is the oddest place I've ever been. Still, the place does look cool, in a cosmic sort of way.'

'Yeah, I guess you could say that, Luna's house does look pretty facinating,' said Harry.

As Luna and Harry finised going around the house, they went outside by the pojnd when Harry suddenly realized something. "Hey, Luna where's your dad?"

"Oh, he's a little bit busy at the Quibbler, business after all has been really great lately," responded Luna.

Harry smiled and was about to say something when Venom said rather mischievously,'Really? Then it's just you and Luna then. All by yourselves, heh heh.'

Harry frowned and said,'What are you talking about?'

Venom feigned innocence and said rather quickly,'Nothing. At least nothing that you are in desperate need of help at.'

Harry's frown grew bigger and he said,'What are you getting at?"

Venom pretended to sound shocked and said,'You mean you don't know? I'm talking about you and Luna becoming really, really good friends.'

'I still don't under- what a minute,' said Harry as realization took hold.

Venom's voice became extremelly cheecky and he said,'That's right! I'm talking about you and Luna taking it up a couple of levels!'

Harry quickly tried to make Venom see sense and said,'Venom, me and Luna are just friends. Nothing else, nothing more, and nothing less.'

'Sure, that's what they all say, until you start snogging her all over the place,' said Venom smugly.

Harry resisted an audible groan and said,'Venom, explain to me how a relationship between me and Luna could possibly work out?'

Venom laughed and started explaining to his inexperienced lesser half the way a relationship worked. 'First of all, we can safely assume that Luna is a girl, unless you'd like me to check...'

'VENOM!'

'Just kidding. Now, two: Luna actually believed you when you said that Voldemort was back and practically no one else didn't. Plus she joined the Da.'

'Well, she did believe me, but so did other people and she wasn't the only one who joined the D.A,' countered Harry.

Venom scoofed and said,'Doesn't matter. Now three: She's good with emotions. She could read you like a book during your 5th year. And if I may add, she was the only one out of the rest of your friends who had any success in bringing you out of your depression?'

Harry paused and said,'Well, okay you got a point there. She did help me in some dark times.'

Venom suppressed a grin, this was beggining to work! "Now 4:-"

"Harry. Harry," Luna's suddenly said, once again bringing Harry and Venom's mental conversation to an end.

"Huh, oh, sorry Luna. Must've spaced out for a moment," said Harry hastily.

Luna gave him a thoughful look and said,"I don't suppose a Wrackspurt got into you? They can make your brain go fuzzy."

Harry grinned sheepishly and said,"I guess that could be it."

'Smooth move, Harry,' said Venom.

Harry resisted the urge to say something back at Venom and instead turned towards Luna and said,"So what else have you been doing on our summer?"

She smiled her usual smile and said,"I haven't been much lately. A bit lonely without the D.A but Ginny comes over every other week."

Harry blinked and said,"Ginny? She comes over now?"

Luna nodded and said,"It's not too far from her house though most of the time she just comes here to avoid being with her up-coming sister-in-law."

Harry's mouth opened in suprise and said,"Really? They didn't tell me that. Which one of her brothers is getting married?"

Luna smiled and said,"Ronald."

Harry thought he was going to faint. "Ron?" he spluttered.

Luna started laughing and said,"No, I was playing with you."

Harry let out a huge sigh of relief and said,"Luna, please, don't do that again. For a moment I really thought Ron was engaged."

Luna let out a giggle, one that didn't seem to irritate Harry in the slightest and said,"I'm sorry I had to lie to you, but it was really funny seeing your face like that."

'Yeah, it really was,' cackled Venom.

Harry chuckled and said,"Alright, I guess I could forgive you, provided I did this first!"

Harry picked Luna up bridal-style and leaped into the lake, drenching them both.

Luna blew out some water from her mouth and said serenely,"That was very mature, Harry."

Harry froze for a moment and then started laughing loudly and soon enough Luna joined him.

The two didn't stop laughing for at least a minute, at which point, Venom said,'Having fun are we?'

Harry's mood didn't vanish as he said,'Ah, be quiet Venom.'

Venom chuckled and said,'Whatever you say.'

Harry and Luna got out of the lake, shivering a bit, and then Luna said,"Let's dry off in the sun."

Finding a particularly grassy piece of land, Luna rested on her back, eyes closed, enjoying the sun.

Harry was about to do the same when he suddenly noticed Luna.

Her clothes, now wet, clung to her body very tightly, exposing her rather impressive curves and stunning pale legs.

Harry continued staring at her body until Venom said loudly,'Well, it's seems that our dashing young man Harry James Potter has fallen madly in love in the ravishing Luna Lovegood.'

Harry snapped out of it and snarled,'Shut up!'

Venom huffed and said,'Fine, I was getting bored anyways.'

Harry gently came down on his back and enjoyed the warmth of the sun. Glad to have finally reached a brief moment of peace, Harry wondered how many more moments like this would come and last.

Sadly, if your a boy wizard with rotten bad luck, have a insane green skinned hypocrite out to get you, and to top it of a wisecracking alien symbiote that talks in your head, than you'd be lucky to get one per month.

Meanwhile, in a undisclosed area...

Bellatrix trudged along the path to Malfoy Manor in a exhausted manner. She could barely even stand up due to lack of energy and shock at what had happened to her the past few hours.

After that... thing came onto her she lost all her control over her body and will. And worst of all it was doing something to her mind that even her Occulemency couldn't block. Every passing minute she was getting images and flashed from another life, one which was disturbingly like hers, only with more blood.

She let out a small gasp when a rather crazed voice said,'Maybe we can help each other, if you let us get to know each other!'

Bellatrix pressed her hands to her ears and said,"I am not hearing this, I am NOT going insane..."

'HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!' Carnage laughed in a sick, psychopathic voice. 'You qualified for the nut house long before you even went to Azkaban!'

Bellatrix hissed angrily and snarled,"What are you?!"

Carnage let out a fake gasp of shock and yelled dramatically,'Who am I? WHO AM I?!' I am the valient slayer of so many humans that they actually made a Most Valuable Killer award for me! I am the one who saw to it the extinction of countless alien species! And to top it all off I'm the winner of the Blood Gore Fest Universal Championship SIXTEEN YEARS RUNNING!! And you've never heard of me?'

Bellatrix blinked and said,"Alright, you've got my attention. What exactly are you?"

Carnage began to explain exactly what he was to Bellatrix in long detail along with the history of his people.

After he finished Carnage said,'Alrighty then, now that we've gotten the introductions and blood filled histories out of the way, let's get down to business.'

Bellatrix's eyes narrowed and she said suspiciously,"What kind of business?!"

Carnage let out a gasp of mock hurt and said,'How dare you make suck a accusation! I may not genilitia but I have standards! You've got a really nice rack by the way.'

Bellatrix let out a growl of anger and Carnage laughed and said,'Just joking.' 'Not,' he said mentaly.

Carnage cleared his throat and said,'As I was saying, I think we could help each other. I can't do as much or kill as much without a host and you want to please your little green skinned snake man. So I propose a partnership.'

"A partnership?" asked Bellatrix.

'Yes, do you remember that little fiasco in the Dept. of Mystery? Imagine how well that would have gone if yah me on.'

Bellatrix nodded, a sadistic grin forming on her face,"Your right about that."

Carnage resisted a yell of triumph, he had her now! 'Exactly, Bellatrix, imagine what we could do together.' His voice dropped to an evil whisper. 'What we could create. Magic, brute force, and blades, all the Mudblood's and Muggles we could rid the world of! IMAGINE IT!'

Bellatrix couldn't hold it in, she let out a maniacal laugh and yelled,"Alright, you have me convinced! Here's to a wonderful new partnership!"

Carnage laughed like a hyeana and yelled,"It's gonna be one hell of a time working with yah Bella! Oh and as gift of our friendship I would like to share with you a bit of wisdom.'

Bellatrix stopped laughing and chuckled," What is it?"

'You can't spell slaughter... without LAUGHTER!' laughed Carnage and soon enough Bellatrix joined him.

Meanwhile, with Harry Potter...

Harry munched happily on a piece chocolate cookie. For lunch, Luna had offered Harry several pieces of chocolate cake, cookies, and some pudding. To say that Venom was ecstatic about this was an understatent as the symbiote's strength and power was swiftly restored after Harry finished eating.

'Ah, with the power of the sacred chocolate, my strength is restored!' said Venom dramatically.

Harry chuckled and said,'You don't have to be so dramatic, Venom.'

Venom scoofed and said,"Whatever. By the way when are we going to see the Weasley's?'

'In an hour, Luna's going to come with us as well.'

Venom chuckled and said,'That's nice.'

Harry sighed and then suddenly realized something,'Hey, wait, did we forget something?'

Meanwhile...

"This has Harry's work written all over it," said Nymphadora Tonks.

She along with several dozen aurors had been summoned to this area after they had detected the Trace from someone's wand along with a large amount of magical activity.

Despite her low spirits she couldn't help but smile at the prospect that a portion of Voldemort's Death Eater's were now going to Azkaban. With all of them tied up in webbing it didn't take much for the aurors to drag the Death Eaters of to Azkaban.

Suprisingly they went quietly, they all seemed to be in a state of shock and were muttering in fear under their breathes.

While going around the area, Tonks spotted something in a tree. A web with someone on it. Going up to it she saw the cocooned form of Peter Petiggrew on it.

Levitating him down with Wingardium Leviosa, Tonks found another note attached to his chest.

It read,"They say justice is blind. I say that it can be completely cruel to people who didn't rat out their friends or blow up a street. Please help my disloyal old pal here find a most cold and lonely cell in Azkaban.

Sincerely, Your Friendly Symbiote Venom

P.S. If you find a Dementor, make sure he gives Wormtail a good-night kiss.

Tonks started laughing for the first time in a while and said,"That was better than last time!"