Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter or Venom

An hour after Harry finished lunch, he and Luna were off to the Burrow

Venom had suggested that they take broomsticks since Luna possessed nowhere near Harry's new level of stamina and the trip would take long on foot.

Luckily, Luna had two rather old-looking though still functional brooms which they used to fly over to the Weasley home.

In a matter of minutes they arrived at the Burrow and Harry knocked on the door saying,"Hello? Ron? Mrs. Weasley?"

In seconds the door flew open to reveal a shocked looking Mrs. Weasley who shrieked,"Harry!"

She grabbed Harry in a back-breaking hug that would have would have bruised Harry's skin if not for Venom and yelled,"We've all been so worried! When the Order said you disappeared we all thought the worst and-"

'Harry, get her of us! I don't like hugs!' yelled Venom.

Harry broke out of the hug and and placed two comforting hands on her shoulders and said,"Mrs. Weasley it's alright, it's alright! I just got lost in a forest and it took a while for me to get back out of there."

Mrs. Weasley started to calm down and said,"Well, are you okay?"

Harry nodded and said,"I'm fine really, Luna and her dad found me and helped me get here."

Mrs. Weasley suddenly noticed Luna and embraced her in a hug and said,"Oh thank you for finding him, Luna."

She smiled serenely and said,"It wasn't hard. It would be hard not to notice a beaten up, bleeding wizard lying down unconciose on the ground."

A few minutes later...

"You just had to tell her that, didn't you?" said Harry loftily.

Luna have him a apologetic look and said,"I'm sorry, Harry."

"Forgiven," said Harry.

"So, mind telling where'd you disappeared of to," asked Ron.

Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, and Luna were all outside by the pond relaxing and questioning Harry on his disappearance.

Harry was about to think of a cover-up story when Venom said,'Why don't you just tell them the truth?'

'That's okay with you?'

'Of course, remember last year, when everyone kept secrets away from you? You shouldn't do the same to the people who were there for you when you needed it the most and besides, it might come in handy,' said Venom.

Harry sighed and said,'Okay.'

Standing up, Harry turned towards his friends and said,"All right, I'll tell you all what happened, but you have to promise not to tell anyone."

They all nodded and Hermione said,"You can trust us, Harry."

Harry smiled and said,"Thanks. Now, a couple of days ago at midnight during my birthday a meteorite crash-landed next to my relatives home in Privet Drive."

Hermione looked shocked while Ron looked confused and said,"What's that?"

Hermione turned towards him and said,"It's a rock from outer space that can crash anywhere on the earth."

Harry nodded and said,"She's right, Ron. But this one was special because encased in it was a black symbiote."

"Symbiote?" asked Ginny.

Harry stood up and said,"I think I could explain it better if I showed you."

His friend's expression changed from curiosity to shock and in Ron's case, horror as Harry transformed into his monstrous symbiote form.

"This," said Venom pointing at himself in a duel voice. "Is a symbiote. A living organism from outer space that bonds together with a host. In this case, me."

Venom transformed back into Harry who said,"So, what do you think?"

Luna was the first to speak by squealing,"You looked so cool!"

Hermione gulped and said in rather nervous tone,"Harry, is that thing... safe?"

"Not if your a Death Eater or Voldemort," said Harry.

Ron whimpered,"Was that a Sp-sp-sp-Spider on your chest?"

Harry sighed and said,"Yes Ron, that was a spider symbol on my chest." He had a feeling Ron might be frightened of Venom due his fear of spiders.

Ginny smiled nervously and said,"That's a nice new look on you, Harry."

Venom's face appeared on Harry's shirt and said,"Ah, thanks for the compliment Ginny, no one's ever told me that before."

And with that, Venom extended his tongue and gave Ginny a long lick across the face, spilling green goo over it.

"Oh no, I'm so sorry Ginny! Venom get back inside, and don't lick anyone else!" Harry yelled.

Venom huffed and said,"It's getting so that a symbiote can't even give an acknowledgment of gratitude anymore!"

And with that, Venom's face came back inside Harry's shirt, turning it back to normal.

Ginny wiped some of the slime of her face and with a dark tone,"Thank you, Venom."

"So, tell us what happened next, Harry," asked Luna.

To make this short, Harry told them everything that had happened to him between the time he got Venom, and the time he got to the Burrow.

They gasped where he expected them, and gagged when they found out Snape's true loyalties. They laughed however when he informed them of how he damaged Snape's dried-up family jewels though Hermione said,"Harry, he's a teacher!"

"Yeah, a teacher who has an erotic fascination with my mother, but treats me lower than dung because I look like a clone of my father."

Telling them what happened after that, Ron said,"So, You-Know-Who's turned himself into a green monster and Lestrange has one of those symbiotes on her now?"

Harry sighed saying,"Yes." And then rested down on his back.

"This might be a bit of problem for me, Voldemort's new fire abilities are deadly on Venom and when Bellatrix learns to harness Carnage's power she could possibly become stronger than Venom."

Luna walked over to him and said,"Don't worry Harry, you've always managed to survive dangerous fights and adventures before, this should be no different."

Harry managed a small smile and said,"Thanks for the vote of confidence, Luna."

Remembering the attack on Privet Drive, Harry said,"Hey, did Hegwig make it over here?"

Ginny, who had managed to most of the slime of her face said,"Yeah, she's here. Oh and the Order brought the rest of your stuff, it's in Ron's room."

Harry nodded and said to Ron,"You won't mind if I take a look?"

Ron shrugged and said,"Go right ahead, mate."

Harry got to his feet and made three gigantic leaps towards the Burrow where he landed next to Ron's window.

"Show off," Ron muttered, with a bemused look on his face.

Harry opened up the door to Ron's room and peered around to see all of his belongings there, along with the sword of Griffyndor!

'Hey Harry, let me make something to carry that in,' said Venom.

Harry's shirt turned into it's symbiote form as a sheath formed on his back.

"Thanks," said Harry, putting the sword on his sheath.

Harry heard some talking downstairs and decided to go investigate. Turning into his non monstrous symbiote form and going invisible, Harry clung on the ceiling and started crawling towards the source of it.

He found it in Mrs. Weasley who looked rather cross and was angrily muttering under her breathe.

Harry wondered what was making her so angry when out of the corner he saw a familiar face.

It was the breath-taking face of Fluer Delacour which caused a instant reaction in Venom.

'Hellooooo gorgeous where have you been my entire life,' said Venom in a sultry tone.

'Er, Venom? What are you saying?' asked Harry.

'Harry, let's web her up, take her some place dark and have some serious fun, web-bondage style!'

'Venom! You can't do that!'

'Yes, I can,' said Venom quickly.

Harry let out a mental frustrated groan and said,'What's with you and women anyways?'

'Hey, unlike you, at least I could get a girl and keep her for a while,' said Venom smugly.

Pissed off, Harry yelled,'Take that back!!'

'Make me,' said Venom in a I'd-like-to-see-you-try tone.

Angered, Harry jumped down and sprinted outside, becoming visible in the process.

Outside, Harry started punching his symbiote body which made Venom laugh and say,'That tickles!'

Growling, Harry gripped his mask and started tugging at it until it snapped back into place, which smacked him right in the face.

Venom started sniggering until Ron's voice rang out,"Harry!"

Turning around, he saw Ron and the others who said,"Were you just trying to beat yourself up?"

"No, I was trying to beat up Venom," said Harry rather bluntly.

'Like you could,' muttered Venom.

"WWhat were you two fighting about?" asked Hermione.

"Fluer, Venom was ready to something I'd rather not tell you and I had to stop him from getting away with his urges," said Harry.

Ginny grimaced and rubbed her temples and said,"Great, Phlegm turns even aliens from outer space into idiots."

"What is she doing here anyways?" asked Harry.

Luna stepped forward and said,"Remember when I told you that one of Ronald's brothers was getting married? It's Bill and he is getting married to Fluer.

Before Harry could respond, Venom's face appeared on his chest and bellowed,"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" She's getting married," the symbiote whimpered in a small voice saying the last part.

"Well, I'd welcome you to try and keep her for yourself if you like," said Ginny grumpily.

Before Harry could express his indignation, Venom roared,"OH FUCK YES! THANK YOU GINNY, FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME!"

Generating a couple of tendrils below his face, Venom wrapped them around Ginny, pulled her in close and gave her a big smooch on the mouth.

Harry spontaneously bonked Venom on the head, stopping the kiss and releasing Ginny who clutched her throat and shrieked,"I've been poisoned!"

Harry yelled,"Venom, back inside!"

Venom growled,"What does an alien got to do to get some action around here?!"

With that said, Venom went back inside and Harry turned towards Ginny and said,"'I'm so sorry again, Ginny."

Ginny wiped some slime of her mouth and said,"I hope you can control him when we get to Hogwarts, otherwise you'll get attacked by a army of angry women."

'Bring on the femmes, Venom has enough love for all of you,' said Venom in a French voice.

'Since when do you act French?' asked Harry.

'Since I met the beautiful mademoisele, Fluer,' said Venom while still using his french voice.

"What am I going to do with you?" groaned Harry.

"Harry? May I have a word with you?" asked the voice of Albus Dumbledore.

Startled, Harry turned around to see the form of the elderly Hogwarts Headmaster and asked,"Professor, what are you doing here?"

"I am in need of your assistance," said Albus.

An hour or so later...

'Well, that was easy,' said Venom.

Dumbledore had taken them on a mission to convince an old collague of his to take up the position of Defense against the Dark Arts. Luckily they managed to convince Slughorn and after that Dumbledore had apparated Harry back to the Burrow.

"I would like to thank you, Harry for helping with me with that little assignment," said Dumbledore.

"Your welcome, Professor."

"So, Harry. Has anything extraordinary has happened in the time between when you leaped out of my window and now?"

Harry grinned sheepishly and then his expression turned serious. "Professor, I'm afraid I have some bad news."

Harry then procedded to tell Dumbledore of Voldemort's new green monstrous form along with Bellatrix bonding with the Carnage symbiote.

"I see, this is truely a distressing matter then," said Dumbledore.

"Your telling me, I thought that with my symbiote I could finally get rid of Voldemort. But instead he became even stronger and now we're on an even level of power, if he didn't have fire abilities."

Dumbledore placed a comforting hand on Harry's shoulder and said,"Do not be too hard on yourself, Harry. Although you may have not vanguished Voldemort, you have done other great things. All those Death Eaters you have put in Azkaban, if I am right?"

Harry had a suprised look on his face and said,"How do you know about that?"

Dumbledore raised his wand and summoned a copy of the Daily Prophet and showed it to Harry who read the title "Spider-like creature captures Death Eaters"

"One of your little adventures seems to have reached the Ministry," said Albus, bemusement in his eyes.

Harry looked at him and said,"Does the Ministry know about Venom?"

"No, and to be honest, I think it would be best if they did not know about the fact that you and him are bonded together. But, luckily most of the people in the Ministry are doubting your existence."

Harry nodded and said,"I guess I'll just try to stay under the radar if I have to transform."

Suddenly a thought came to Harry and he said,"Sir, I just remembered something. When you told me about the Prophecy, you said that I have power that Voldemort knows not. What if Venom is the power that I have that can defeat him?"

Albus was silent for a moment and said,"I know it might be very easy to assume that, Harry. But I believe the power that you have that will defeat Voldemort dwells far deeper than that."

'Don't listen to him, Harry.' said Venom in indignation. 'I've got to be the power that can destroy Voldemort! After, there's super powerful about you!'

"Gee, thanks for the vote of confidence,' said Harry sarcastically.

"Well, it was a pleasure helping you, Professor. Take care now, and I'll see you at Hogwarts," said Harry.

Albus nodded and said,"Farewell, Harry." With that said, Dumbledore apparated away.

Harry began to make his way back into the inside of the Burrow for dinner when he saw the limping form of Mr. Weasley coming into the front door.

Harry dashed towards the inside of the house and found Mrs. Weasley frantically wrapping bandages around her husband who had several large cuts across his body.

His children along with Hermione were crowded around him looking extremelly worried with Ginny asking,"What happened to you, Dad?"

Arthur let out a exhausted sigh and said weakly,"There...was a attack... on Diagon Alley."

"Death Eaters?" Asked Mrs. Weasley looking frightened.

"No, it was... some sort of horrible red creature. It went on a killing spree-"

Whatever Mr.Weasley was about to say next was cut off by Venom who said,'Oh no! A red monstrous creature, a killing spree, that screams the work of Carnage!'

'Venom, how much damage can Carnage do to Diagon Alley?'

'It varies with how many people are alive within the area. Now, come on! We have to get over there right now! I've got a score to settle with that maniac.'

Harry quickly looked around for some Floo Powder and quickly grabbed some from a pouch and dashed towards the fireplace.

"Harry, what are you doing?" asked Ron.

"About to get into a major brawl with Venom's psychotic asexually spawned son, oh and by the way, cover for me!" yelled Harry.

Throwing the powder onto the ground, Harry yelled,"Diagon Alley!"

Harry vanished in the ensuing flames leaving behind the confused red head who muttered,"Cover for you? How am I going to do that?"

Harry rematerialized into another fireplace and coughed from the smoke and said,"I hate doing that."

'Never do that again Harry,' said Venom firmly. 'I don't care even if those flames didn't even have any heat in them, I ain't going anywhere by floo powder ever again!'

Harry dusted himself off and ran out of the shop he was in to see Diagon Alley in ruins.

Most of the shops were heavily damaged or leveled and blood was painted across the ground with messages such as "Carnage Was Here" or "Mudbloods Beware! Carnage Is Here"

'Yep, definately Carnage,' muttered Venom.

The sound of maniacal laughter was suddenly heard along with the sound of spells being fired were heard.

Harry started running towards it as his clothes started changing. Within five seconds he transformed into his non monstrous symbiote form with the sheath on his back containing his sword. Hopefully it would provide some use to him in this battle.

Harry found Carnage who was clutching an exhausted Tonks by the throat.

"I've always wanted to do this ever since Andromeda betrayed the family," said Carnage generating a scythe in his left hand.

Tonks closed her eyes and braced herself for death but suddenly Carnage let go of her and she fell down to the ground.

When she opened them, Carnage was nowhere in sight until the two symbiotes came crashing down on the ground, thrashing about.

Venom had transformed into his monstrous form and had Carnage in a brutal headlock and yelled,"Tonks, get out of here!"

Tonks grimaced and weakly got up and said,"Don't worry, Harry. I'm okay."

Carnage started struggling more wildly and Venom couldn't hold on much longer and yelled,"JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!"

Tonks looked like she was having an internal struggle for a moment and said,"I'll bring help!" With that she apparated away, leaving the two symbiote by themselves to kill each other.

Carnage broke free of Venom and slashed him across the chest with razor sharp claws.

The damage was was quickly regenerated and Venom struck Carnage with several powerful punches and claw swipes.

Carnage was knocked down but swiftly recovered and tackled Venom to the ground. Leaping onto him, Carnage started slashing away at Venom's body for a few seconds before Venom caught the claws and kicked Carnage off him.

A pocket formed on the left side of Venom's waist and he pulled out a black wand.

Carnage let out a startled shriek and then motioned as if he was reaching into his pockets and then screamed,"OH SHIT! I FORGOT TO PUT IN BELLA'S WAND IN ME!"

Venom snickered and said,"Too bad, you would have learned how to make a copy of it if you did."

Venom pointed the wand at Carnage and fired several Stunning Spells at him which all missed due to his high speed and skinny frame.

Venom dodged a tentacle swipe used the Wingardium Leviosa on Carnage but with minimum effect as the monster was levitated very slowly off the ground due to his resitance against magic.

Carnage generated a tentacle from his right arm and snatched the wand from Venom's hand and then snapped it into two by biting on it with his jaws.

"Hey! Do you have any idea how hard it was for me to generate a copy of my host's wand?!"

Carnage stuck out his tongue towards him in a mocking way which ticked Venom off.

Venom made a tremendose leap away from Carnage and seemed to be retreating which prompted Carnage to yell,"I knew you were a coward!"

Carnage then procedded to do a In-your-face- dance when suddenly Venom called out,"Got something for yah!"

Carnage stopped doing his dance and looked up to see... a giant amount of debri wrapped up in a web package which was falling straight at him.

Carnage started at it as if fell towards him and said,"Oh shi-"

The debri landed right on top of Carnage, burying him in it and inflicting a impressive amount of damage on him.

Venom was on his knee''s breathing heavily and muttered,"That should do it."

Suddenly one of Carnage's arms emerged from the rubble and the symbiote slowly got out looking battered and growled,"That hurt."

Venom rose to his feet, extending his claws and snarled,"This is a fight, people are supposed to get hurt."

The symbiotes let out a wild screech and charged towards ready to get into some hand-to hand combat.

Venom threw a punch which Carnage ducked and then the red symbiote socked him in the jaw. Enraged, Venom decked Carnage with a double-fisted punch that knocked his enemy down onto the ground. Carnage didn't stay down and tackled Venom but he managed to shake him off and inflicted a brutal headbutt on Carnage.

Carnage staggered back and then generated tendrils that grabbed Venom by the legs and tripped him. Holding onto the tendrils, Carnage started spinning Venom around until they were both really dizzy and threw him through a brick wall.

Carnage let out his usual insane laugh and said,"How do you like that!"

Venom slowly got up, growling and said,"We'll show you exactly what we think of you."

Venom drew his sword from his sheath and aimed it threateningly at Carnage who scoffed.

"Please, that's not a good sword, this is a good sword!" Carnage generated a wicked looking red black sword that looked demonic in appearance and sneered,"Mine's better."

Venom growled and then smiled evilly as part of his symbiotic body started merging with the sword, which turned it into a pitch black version of itself.

Venom smirked and pointed it at Carnage and was about to say something smart-alecky when the sword glowed and fired a black blast of energy from the top of it.

Both symbiotes were caught off-guard by this and as a result, Carnage was blasted right in the face and got sent flying painfully several meters.

"Whoa, we were right, this is a cool sword," said Venom.

Carnage recovered and leaped towards Venom screeching, with his claws outstretched.

Venom became invisible and Carnage landed striking nothing. Confused, the symbiote rapidly started looking around for Venom when the said symbiote punched in the Carnage in the back which launched right through a building.

Not giving him a chance to recover, Venom grabbed Carnage by the neck and slammed down hard on the ground using every last bit of his symbiotic strength.

It seemed to work, Carnage looked exhausted which made Venom say,"Had enough?"

"This isn't over, you know," growled Carnage with a dual voice.

"Your wrong, this ends now!" roared Venom raising his hand for a deadly finising blow.

Carnage let out scared eep and then grinned and said,"Let's see you withstand the mental agony of this!"

Carnage's body stared morphing back back into Bellatrix only with one little detail. She was wearing a skimpy black two-piece bikini.

"My, this is certainly a awkward position," she said in a seductive tone, batting her eyelashes.

Venom leapt away from her in pure terror and disgust and yelled,"GAAAH! Soo... wrong!"

Bellatrix pouted and said,"You don't like me? Here," she said tugging on her bra top. "Maybe this will help."

What Venom and Harry saw next would haunt them for the rest of their lives and would continue to do so after they were both long dead and gone.

Bellatrix smirked at the quivering form of Venom who was in a fetal position muttering,"Saggy, so saggy."

Suddenly the sounds of several people apparating were heard and the Order of the Phoenix appeared from a corner with Remus yelling,"Hang on, Harry, we're to-MERLIN'S SAGGY LEFT FOOT!"

The order screamed in horror when they saw the topless form of Bellatrix who shrieked and covered her breasts and apparated away.

Remus grimaced and let out a pained groan, there was nothing worse than seeing the topless form of your best friends cousin if she was an old hag.

"Harry?" said Remus walking over to the form of Venom. "Are you all right?"

Venom slowed down in his shaking and muttered,"Is she...gone?"

"Yes, she's gone," said Remus.

"Poor kid, he's actually going to need therapy to get out of this," commented Tonks.